Idiots

[Telephalsion]

Aside from people and actions inside this board, have you any especially stupid and idiotic people or actions you wish to share?

[Fitz Tayo]

Many, but I can't recall anything specific at the moment.

[CJ]

Not necessarily anyone's fault (except mine) but my brother hit me in the face with a golf club once, and when i was running home to cry to my mum, i got hit in the lip with a golf ball. About 3 or 4 days later that same brother hit me in the face with a cricket bat.

It was all thanks to my stupidity, I thought it was a smart idea to stand behind my brother while he was swinging clubs and bats.

Oh yeah: on a seperate occasion (about 7 years later) Some fuckhead hit me in the face with a softball bat, you know those metal ones?
But that wasn't my fault.


And another time in year 8:

I got kicked out of english and was sent to a year 12 english class (we call it 'buddying out'). And while i was sitting down one of the year 12 kids poked me in the back and scared the shit out of me. It made me jump and i felt a very sharp pain in my side, I twisted my bowel and couldn't walk properly, But that wasn't the stupid part.
The stupid part was: Thanks to my reputation of craziness, one of the Peforming Arts teachers started a rumour about me saying that I swallowed a pen. About 2 days later when I came back to school I had everone asking me 'How did they get the pen out', and I had no idea what the hell they were talking about.

[Telephalsion]

Yeah, there's a reason the gym teacher says "stand behind the line" when you play batting sports.

[Burning_Flame]

I have done somew stupid shit.....
But nothing beats what happend to my friend, we were playing mini-golf and he already had like 7 shots and he couldnt get it up the hill, so he hit it really hard and it frew into the parking lot, not wanting to take a penlty stroke, he hit it from the parking lot, it didnt make it back in but it came quite close, so he hit it again but it bounced off a rock and came back and nailed him in the crotch. He said it hurt shitloads but he was too busy laughing to feel it.

[Strayed Wanderer]

So CJ is actually dumber than I thought? Wow...

[Occurrence of Something]

When I was ten, I made out with an attractive 13-year-old girl.

That was only stupid because my mom found out about it.

[ReaperGal]

When I was ten, I made out with an attractive 13-year-old girl.

That was only stupid because my mom found out about it.

Oh, the many disparaging comments I could make..

[CJ]

So CJ is actually dumber than I thought? Wow...

Hey I was 8 years old when it happened.

That guy hit me in the head with the softball bat because he felt like it and not because of my stupidity.

[Springfield]

I do heaps of dumb stupid crazy things, like jumping off a house into a pool, and going down a dirt hill with many trees, on a skateboard, and racing my friends threw some half built houses, and instead of walking the dog, i got on my skateboard and let him pull me, down a hill, i hit a parked car.

[Teenr0cker]

I've personally never broken a bone in my body, but a good friend of mine tried to do an "ollie" on a skateboard on the grass....not moving at all....He broke his arm and got it all scarred and fuxxored up for a year.

[Telephalsion]

I've only broken some bones in my hand when i fell from a bike. And yeah, tat was stupid, but mostly just unlucky.

[Springfield]

I have also never broken a bone, which is odd, my brother broke his arm from running backwards down a hill, he slipped and fell over. thats just sad

[Squiggy]

Yeah, I still remember that, it was the most fun I'd had in years...

[Wellsy]

Once I tried to open a glass storm door by putting my arm through it at high velocity. I cut my arm up pretty good, AND the door stayed shut.

Another time my friends and I dumped packing beads into some random guy's truck.

Boredom + Open truck window + Packing beads = Morons + One pissed off truck owner I'll never meet