Idiots

[Teenr0cker]

That second one is actually pretty funny.

[* Jade *]

back into the year 2000, which was my favourite year at school - lots of great fun, excursions, pranks etc.

Aside from many mischief I made at school such as rudeness to elders and beats up people, i pulled a prank on teachers twice - first was locked a Teacher in Charge of SEU out of her office, i was laughed that i learnt that her keys was locked in her office. before things get worse, i undo the prank by crawling through the window in another room which si next to her office and unlocked the room...haha good times.

The other one was - oh crap, i forgot it again, one of the teacher was talking to me about that not long ago but i forget. but the year is still awesome for me. i wonder what 2006 awaits as it might not get a chance to beat 2000 but i dunno, eh.

o yeh, 2000 was the best of my education years.

[Flibbo]

My cousin spent an hour trying to connect his psp to his wireless router.
Before being told that he don't have a wireless router by his mother.

The real clincher is that he actually asked me if i could help him connect it up after he found out that they don't have the appropriate hardware.


Also, about a month ago i was browsing the nintendo ds forum at nintendo.co.uk and saw a thread where a guy was asking why his ds (in Manchester) couldn't pictochat with his cousin's ds (over in Belgium) dispite the fact that they were both using room A. The link for that thread is dead now though, shame.

[fwacho]

I was workign on putting together some Warhammer 40k minitures with a friend (I was big into that for awhile) and couldn't get any super-glue to come out of the bottle becasue it was dried up at the top.

well I go out my carpet knife (I've never been known for sublty) and started chipping away at the blockage. I'm a bit nearsighted so I was leaning close to see what I was doing, so I wouldn't cut off any of the plastic. I pressed a bit too hard the dried chip of glue came flyingout staight into my eye. the worse part was it spun in the air to the moist sticky side made contact with my eye.

i couln't see well for almost three days and tears kept streaming form eyes so I couldn't even drive. My frind was laughing to hard to help me as I tried to rinse it out. even my wife laughed at me.

hope that was entertaining. I heard another story about a modeler who super-glued his lips when holding a piece in his teeth. and another about modeler who accidnetly dropped an exacto knife that landed staight up in his leg. all I can say is "ouch".

[HolsteinCow]

In the fifth grade, I called some big kid an inbred.

It turns out that he actually was, but it was a stupid thing to do at the time.

[Vaylos]

Hmmm, stupid things I've done....not too many, but what I lack in quanity I make up for in quality

So for starters, when I was about 4 or 5, I leaned against a bit of iron scaffolding that was propped against the barn wall out at my father's practice. Naturally, the scaffolding fell, and I tried to back away from it...almost made it too, cept it hit my ankle. Didn't break anything luckily.

I was riding around on my bicycle in junior high, just kinda meandering around in the driveway...and..somehow the handlebar twisted more than intended, and nailed me in the groin. I couldn't walk for a couple days there, and my entire inner thigh was black, and kinda purply looking.

Hmmm, actually I think I got most my stupidity outta the system back in junior high Especially this one time I called a girl ugly...and she proceeded to knock me to the ground and start kicking the hell outta me....i'm just glad I managed to protect me boys. And for the record, I grew up in a small florida town...a very redneckish town. Just to help with the girl's image...she was rather er....butch...

Other than that, never really broke anything or got seriously injured. I've fallen down stairs about 2 or 3 times since I entered college, and always somehow managed to come through unscathed...cept for a bruise or two.

[Belthazar]

A friend of mine ran full speed into a glass door. Didn't laugh cause i felt bad it sure as hell was funny.

[* Jade *]

o yea that reminds me. i ran at very full speed for like 200m down the slopes zig-zag - when i tried to stop, i slipped and hurt my ass and scratched myself O.o

[Glenn47]

Well, I have a story about me, and a story about a guy we call Joshface. Me first.

I was bike racing a friend of mine down a long straight road. His bike was bigger, and obviously superior to mine. So I put the "pedal to the metal" so-to-speak, and at my highest speed I ALMOST passed him, but then my right hand slipped and hit the gear thing, my bike locked up, I continued going forward with frozen tires, bounced twice, fell off and slammed my arm into the road. It was pretty bloody, especially by the time I walked 6 blocks home limping. But at least I have the "no-broken bones" thing to brag about.

And now, Joshface. He was at his cousins, he cousin had a grappling hook. Long-story short, he got caught and was charged with a gross misdemeanor for grappling up a school. They weren't breaking in or anything, they just wanted to grapple. And who could blame them?

[Fitz Tayo]

How can a face be put in conjunction with Josh? How did this wierd nickname turn up?

[CJ]

Speaking of bike accidents:
one time when I was 14 I was riding to school and I was zig-zagging down this steap hill and pushed the hangers too far the the left and completely twisted them around. I rolled down the rest of the hill and then I had to limp to school with a bloody face, a broken jaw, and a very very sore knee.

[Escreon]

I have a story about a teacher's stupidity. A teacher who was supposed to be in charge of my three-year old brother.
Long story short, she gave him a rusty saw to play with. He had no teacher supervision at the time. He cut his finger off. Completely.
When ringing his mother to come and get him, they told her she was 'feeling a bit ill'. When arrived she was told not to panic, it's not as bad as it looks.
He was in hospital for two weeks, and still has a scar.

[HolsteinCow]

Long story short, she gave him a rusty saw to play with.

What the fuck?

[Glenn47]

How can a face be put in conjunction with Josh? How did this wierd nickname turn up?

Good question. Science can answer.

All the Joshes in our grade have a nickname. Every single one of them. Prebeck, Janderson, Duker, all good examples. My friend Josh was just Josh, until he got cool. Then a drummer and a crazy party guy just kinda said Joshface, and it stuck. We apparently don't like the name Josh.

I know that seems like a loose-leafed story that doesn't prove anything.
And it is.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I have a story about a teacher's stupidity. A teacher who was supposed to be in charge of my three-year old brother.
Long story short, she gave him a rusty saw to play with. He had no teacher supervision at the time. He cut his finger off. Completely.
When ringing his mother to come and get him, they told her she was 'feeling a bit ill'. When arrived she was told not to panic, it's not as bad as it looks.
He was in hospital for two weeks, and still has a scar.

Someone obviously wants that kid dead...