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by EmperorJeramyu » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:57 pm
You people have such a small grasp of this concept.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris are polar opposites. Like alpha and omega. Like black and white. You know what happens when the clash. Atomic explosions, crappy decades. A prolonged fight between Mr. T and Chuck Norris would result in the end of the timeline. The force between them would create a singularity that would instantly consume the universe and obliterate all existance as we know it. So quit arguing over this.
Mr. T and Chuck Norris are polar opposites. Like alpha and omega. Like black and white. You know what happens when the clash. Atomic explosions, crappy decades. A prolonged fight between Mr. T and Chuck Norris would result in the end of the timeline. The force between them would create a singularity that would instantly consume the universe and obliterate all existance as we know it. So quit arguing over this.
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by Burning_Flame » Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:34 pm
Chuck Norris wrote:IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
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by Teenr0cker » Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:11 pm
Duh. I wouldn't know what to say if I found out everyone had discovered my greatness en masse without any effort on my part.
Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.
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by Non-Sequitur » Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:34 pm
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by Forerunner » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:14 pm
Holy shit, you're right.
I thought Waldo was just some random name you picked, but now that I know that Waldo is actually Wally it makes more sense.
I wonder if Waldo is harder to find than Wally?
I thought Waldo was just some random name you picked, but now that I know that Waldo is actually Wally it makes more sense.
I wonder if Waldo is harder to find than Wally?
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by Burning_Flame » Fri Feb 03, 2006 5:17 pm
The top 11 Chuck Norris Anti Facts:
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged.
6. Chuck Norris attempted to count to infinity. Backwards. He didn't know where to start.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.
8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47. The gun. It is compatible only with bullets. Chuck Norris is full of holes.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Grand Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man drives a fucking Jeep.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
11. There is a double chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. No wonder he doesn't shave.
Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing ABC, claiming Hope & Faith are trademarked names for his left and right breasts.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may not realize how much he's actually aged.
6. Chuck Norris attempted to count to infinity. Backwards. He didn't know where to start.
7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.
8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47. The gun. It is compatible only with bullets. Chuck Norris is full of holes.
9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Grand Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man drives a fucking Jeep.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Farmers' Almanac it notes that annual rainfall figures do not include the tears shed by Chuck Norris, and the figures listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to subtracting out such overwhelming excess.
11. There is a double chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. No wonder he doesn't shave.
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by Belthazar » Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:46 pm
Burning_Flame wrote:Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
Everything comes at a price...
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by Sephiroth555 » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:34 am
The first post... I've read it before but still, without a doubt, funny.
But you have to admit, Chuck Norris is a horrible name. "Chuck" often refers to "throwing up" for me...
But you have to admit, Chuck Norris is a horrible name. "Chuck" often refers to "throwing up" for me...
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