Articulate aardvarks!

[Poenaensis]

Personally, I would like to see an apostrophe in "Twas" making it "T'was" because it is a fusion between "it" and "was".

[Fitz Tayo]

Telephalsion your honesty is great,
With such virtue I am filled with envy green,
But far short of hate, you make it a rosy sheen.

I have you know I care little for this Springful fun,
And Tele's infatuation with a certain maid's buns,
I find your noble cause a worthy goal,
And at your previous post, I sayeth: LOL.

[Poenaensis]

Yes Fitz, t'was a brillig post,
We should really make the most
Of the ability to use this time,
To fill our works with rubbish rhyme!

[Telephalsion]

I regret I have not the power to ban, but I must refrain from being a hating man.
Let us move on shall we, what do you assiciate with spring?

[Fitz Tayo]

With spring I do note,
Themes of love, not impetuous scrotes.
But bees and honey,
And young child’s pocket money,
I see birth of life and joy,
With many a new toy,
For at the turn of Winter into Spring,
There exists a wonderful thing,
Too hard to resist to say,
Here in lies Fitz’ birthday.

[Poenaensis]

Please forgive, I wish not to insult,
For this could be a glorious cult,
Few enough of us there are,
To make this topic a real star,
It's very tricky to make verse,
If with it you must converse,
And when it must relate to Spring,
I cannot think of one more thing,
For ideas I leak like a sieve,
And so have nothing more to give,
So though this topic's limited,
I'll use it like this instead.

[Telephalsion]

There once was a man from Crestfallen
Who never once heard of Streptosolen.

But his name was Fitz,
And he had great Wits

And his birthday would come before pollen.

[Fitz Tayo]

I do say dear Tele,
Your wit as strong as wobbly to jelly.
Now we've moved on from your girlfriend's dear tush,
I also know now,
What you said, and how,
Is none but a marmalade bush!

[Poenaensis]

Cunning verse you can't command,
I think that you need a hand.
Now sit we down upon a bench,
(though not to thinks on tele's wench),
To ponder matters poetic,
Not your verse which makes me sick.

Only joking!

[_MurtagH_]

[[[For all of you poem maniacs i've even posted the syllables per line in brackets! Fun for all...]]]

I fear, my dearest friends, (6)
That two of my topics have been locked! (9)
And for that sole reason, (6)
I have, like a bird in Spring, here flocked. (9)

Spring is a time so cheery and great, (9)
Yet somehow, for the Summer i still do wait. (11)
Spring is a time so rainy and wet, (9)
Yet I still, in the Spring, have 10 As to get. (11)

Spring is a time so stunningly bright, (9)
That all of our eyes are filled with its light. (10)
Spring is a time of hope and fresh starts, (9)
But reader be warned! (5)
This will not happen, if in public one farts! (11)

[[[That was a good example of Vogon peotry. Anybody who has read a Douglas Adams novel will know what I mean!]]]

[Poenaensis]

Yea, potential there Mau. It almost sucked like a vacuum cleaner, but many bonus marks for sylable count. Bonus marks for content and super bonus marks for includind Douglas Adams who is a demi-god

[_MurtagH_]

Well thank ye o wise one, though we have establsihed that ye have no intellect

http://www.crestfallen.us/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=43839#43839 [[scroll to top]]

And it shall be Telephalsion who will judge this topic as he is its sire, founder and most importantly, lover. (Do not ask me who that works).

Although it must be said, Douglas Adams is indeed a demi-god.

[Poenaensis]

Wisdom and intellect can be two different things.

[_MurtagH_]

therfore i called you wise and yet established you have no intellect... deary me peonaesis read it puurrllleeaasseee

[Telephalsion]

Wisdom and intellect can be two different things.

Indeed, wisdom comes from age, and unless thou wishes to be known as an old coot then surely you must seem to have no wisdom. Oh well, please refrain from posting senseless posts like theese, 'tis futile and will serve no purpose whatsoever.

Moving right along we discover another topic worthy of consideration, namely terrorism, what begets terrorism and who is fit to quell it?