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Postby Flibbo » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:49 am

I'm sixteen today. Because i live in Britain, i am now old enough to:
Have sex legally
Buy ciggarettes
Buy scrap metal

Go me!
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Postby RentACop » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:06 am

Congratulations you limey bastard.
Maybe if you know your true love is about to move away to college or something, you can stick this shit in the stereo and make the moment last while at the same time listening to pussies whine about bitch shit. Just like you.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:36 am

Swedes get to have sex at fifteen, just because we're so butch.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:38 am

You bastard you're two months older than me...

Congrats anyway fellow Brit.
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Postby Iteroth » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:46 am

Canadians can have sex at 14 :D

But congratulations nonetheless 8)
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 am

Damn brits and their scrap metal...
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Postby Aegis » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:06 am

Ooookkkkk... So in Britain it's illegal to buy scrap metal under the age of 16?
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:39 am

Aegis wrote:Ooookkkkk... So in Britain it's illegal to buy scrap metal under the age of 16?

You have no idea how inconveniant it was until now.
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Postby Poenaensis » Thu Jan 19, 2006 1:52 pm

Turning 16 rules, I did it in november. You're a bit more free in Britain, but no one questions me about alcohol anyway, even though that's eighteen. Bah Humbug!!! Even though it doesn't really matter. Village pubs rule!!!!
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Postby Burning_Flame » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:34 pm

Iteroth wrote:Canadians can have sex at 14 :D

But congratulations nonetheless 8)


14? well.....Legaly..... won't go there.... :?
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:50 pm

14 is a bit low, even if I know some people ehre who had their debut at 14, I don't think it's healthy. Moving right along.

Buying scrap metal rocks.
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Jan 19, 2006 4:01 pm

Poenaensis wrote:Turning 16 rules, I did it in november. You're a bit more free in Britain, but no one questions me about alcohol anyway, even though that's eighteen. Bah Humbug!!! Even though it doesn't really matter. Village pubs rule!!!!

I've been told i can pass for 18 the last year and i've had 3 different bartenders say they would have served me if they hadn't known, which is quite cool.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:51 pm

A friend of mine started at 11. Now he's the biggest stoner I know and just moved out into the fucking boondocks of Illinois, where all the tornadoes hit.
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Postby Belthazar » Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:36 pm

I got tickets to a rated R movie with a friend and the guy didnt even ask me for id. Note to everyone growing a beard for a couple of weeks definitely adds a few years to ur look.
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Postby Porter » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:20 am

And here we see Flibbo at a Soccer game (a British phenom) on the day he turned 16.

He was so excited for finally being able to legally fuck a pussy at age 16.

So excited in fact, he was completly ignorant to the law. Doing it in public, while also actually porking a live "pussy" is against the law. He was arrested promptly.


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