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Woodchuck question.

Postby HolsteinCow » Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:12 am

How Much Wood Could A WoodChuck Chuck If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?
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Postby HumanBean17 » Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:41 pm

Every bit of wood left on this planet... those woodchucks are dangerous, man... it's a good thing they can't chuck wood.
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Postby Porter » Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:21 pm

I saw that one comin on..

I also know the answer 8)
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Postby Impossible » Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:53 am

The sad thing is, I voted for "STOP]"... :x

By the way, the real answer is "As M.W.As A.W.C.Would C.I.A.W.C.C.C.W."
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Postby HolsteinCow » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:57 am

STOP]
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:49 pm

A wood chuck could chuck no such amount of wood because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:23 pm

Well how big is this Wood Chuck? I mean if it's a giant Wood Chuck it may be able to chuck tons of wood. How much does this wood wiegh? What sort of wood? Softwood or Hardwood? The questions should be more like this then:

How much Soft Pine Wood wieghing so-so, can a 500 metre tall Wood Chuck, chuck?

:wink: Bet you feel pretty stupid now...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:49 pm

None, because woodchucks dont chuck wood.
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Postby Wouldchuckchuck » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:54 pm

How Much Wood WOULD A WoodChuck Chuck If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Makes perfect sense, dunnit?
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Postby Porter » Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:52 pm

nope, the answer is much better.

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:36 pm

Great Chicken Man, it's How much wood could it chuck IF it COULD... you're saying If A woodchuck could chuck wood it could not chuck wood.
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Postby Iteroth » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:38 pm

A woodchuck WOULD chuck all the wood he could chuck, IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood.
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Postby Porter » Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:58 pm

trippy shit there Iteroth 8)
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Postby Excell » Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:59 pm

I fucked the woodchuck up the ass so he won't be chucking anything for a while.
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Postby Porter » Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:59 pm

Excell wrote:I fucked the woodchuck up the ass so he won't be chucking anything for a while.


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