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by **TeppicTheBloodLyn** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:30 am

I would like to state that Lincoln would kick Chuck Norris' ass any day, even if Chuck was armed with nuklear cool-aid and had made a holy alliance with the flying spagetti monster.

I also feel it's time to speak out about the misconceptions about Lincoln and Booth, and answer, once and for all, who can beat who.

First off, Booth never really "defeated" Lincoln. Lincoln allowed himself to be slain, Obi-Wan-like, so as to complete the ritual allowing him to become one of the lich overlords of the Illuminati, and thus increasing his power tenfold. Time, and events such as the dropping of the atomic bomb and the releasing of "Shaolin Drunken Monk" on DVD, have only served to increase his might.

This same thing was attempted by Kennedy a century later, but Lincoln, not wanting a rival, hexed Lee Harvy Oswald's rifle (thus explaining the "Magic Bullet" theory).

So the only way Booth could ever defeat Lincoln is if Lincoln allows himself to be defeated, even if Booth is riding in a Febreeze-powered ninja dinosaur mecha with Sunny D-powered death rays. It doesn't matter what Booth has, how many ninja pirates wielding Sunny Delite-flavored sword-chucks or robot dinosaurs spitting nuclear Febreeze he may have, Lincoln will win.

Hope this clears everything up for everyone.

by **Poenaensis** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:32 am

Thanks, without that my life would have beem wasted

by **Sage Of The Wise** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:14 pm

even if Chuck was armed with nuklear cool-aid and had made a holy alliance with the flying spagetti monster.

What about an unholy alliance?

by **TeppicTheBloodLyn** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:40 am

Sage Of The Wise wrote:
even if Chuck was armed with nuklear cool-aid and had made a holy alliance with the flying spagetti monster.

What about an unholy alliance?

There could be no such thing, since the Febreeze component it the Saucerium from which the FSM pulls its energy would become void.

by **Teenr0cker** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:31 am

O Captain my captain! I'm gonna kick your ass

-Chuck norris

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:43 am

Did he mention the logs?

by **Teenr0cker** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:41 pm

The logs are the foundation of his empire!

by **cursethemountain** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:42 am

what is your favorite abraham lincoln quote?
mine is

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

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