im looking for a job, will u guys help me...

[Shindy]

i live in US. (im korean though...)
im a 16 year old teen, and im trying to find a job... which job would be most fitting, prized, and not working-my-ass-off type?
and i got a question about army jobs... i first need to serve in the army (what does that mean, serve in what army branch?) and to get into the army to become an infantryman, do i just walk into fort bennings or any army training locations and say i want to serve in the army?
what are the requirements to serve in ground army? do i need citizenship?

[Porter]

You should have a local army recruiter, go there, they will tell you everything you need to know.

As for another job, might as well start where every 16 year old does, bus boys, burger flippers at McDonalds or bag boys at grocery stores.

[Burning_Flame]

Accually, Mcdonolds doesnt flip burgers anymore... and the meat for the hamburgers takes 37 seconds to cook.

[Greatchickenman]

That is inhuman.

[Teenr0cker]

1. Why do you know that?



2. Try getting a license. Then look for a delivery position.
or
3. Get a job where you aren't supervised by a superior or coworker.

[Iteroth]

Get a job at a callcenter taking calls for some random cable company. You make good money.

Or just do what I did. I gave a letter to this butcher shop that pretty much told them who I was and why I haven't had any prior jobs, and that if they ever need any help to give me a call. Now, I'm butchering at a 5th grade level

[Jasonflare]

I don't trust the ole' McDonald. They don't wash their hands after taking a 1078.

[Burning_Flame]

1. Why do you know that?

Guess whos a Mcemployee?

[Teenr0cker]

I'd already feared as much, but I know it was an obligatory question.

[Telephalsion]

1. Why do you know that?

Guess whos a Mcemployee?

You know this means I must destroy you?

Cause I have to...

[Burning_Flame]

I need the money to support my game addiction.
Its not all bad, I know all the stuff you guys awlays wanted or didnt want to know.

[Strayed Wanderer]

The only fast food I've had in the last 7 years was KFC, and I've had that 2-3 times, and one of the times I felt obligated to buy food just because I bled all over their bathroom.

[Forerunner]

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wtf?

[Fitz Tayo]

The only fast food I've had in the last 7 years was KFC, and I've had that 2-3 times, and one of the times I felt obligated to buy food just because I bled all over their bathroom.

I've done that. McDonalds is strangely hospitable to those who bleed all over their bathroom floors.

[Porter]

I like McD's, sorry. Their food is so greasy and bad for you, but it tastes sooo good.