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Postby KlinKoss » Sun Mar 19, 2006 11:53 pm

Rabinowich works in the Kremlin. He sits on Spassky Tower and looks into the distance in order to signal when he sees the communist ideal approaching. Americans try to lure him to their side to help them predict when an economic crisis is coming. Rabinowich, however, refuses their offer, insisting, \"I need a permanent job.\"
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Postby Wellsy » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:11 pm

Holy shit that is hilarious! Where'd you come up with that?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:25 pm

Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought that joke was awful.
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Postby Wellsy » Mon Mar 20, 2006 2:34 pm

Sorry, Sage, I forgot the </sarcasm> switch in my previous post. Yep, not very good. At all.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:08 pm

Maybe the entire topic is a satire?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:16 pm

I'm not sure. I laughed at it, but I'm not sure if it was for the right reason.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:41 pm

I laughed because I didn't get it and didn't want to look stupid..... Then I realised I was the only one in the room :x
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:47 pm

I'm also wondering why the period at the end of his joke is a link to a gay porn site...
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:51 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:I'm also wondering why the period at the end of his joke is a link to a gay porn site...


I'm wondering how your the first one to see this.....
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:42 pm

I suppose i'm just that awesome.
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Postby Jasonflare » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:34 pm

Burning_Flame wrote:
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm also wondering why the period at the end of his joke is a link to a gay porn site...


I'm wondering how your the first one to see this.....



I don't know why I clicked the link. My eyes freaking hurt now.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:39 pm

Jasonflare wrote:
Burning_Flame wrote:
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm also wondering why the period at the end of his joke is a link to a gay porn site...


I'm wondering how your the first one to see this.....



I don't know why I clicked the link. My eyes freaking hurt now.


Not as bad as their buttholes.
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Postby Forerunner » Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:45 am

OH DEAR GOD! MY EYES HAVE BEEN MOLESTED!
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:31 am

*bans*

Nothing to see here, move along.
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