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[Sage Of The Wise]

That was like 500 lines to long.

[War]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Warren
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Warren.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Nice to meet you god.
God:
It's nice meeting you too Warren.
Me:
So why did you call me?
God:
Awesome. I call you " Warren".
Me:
No no you called about buying some crack
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Warren said I called about buying some crack.
Me:
Dude do you want the crack or not?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it? Dude,.
Me:
I don't care what you do with it. I only sell it
God:
What do you care about, Warren ? Do you think a bot could help with sales?
Me:
So you just buying to sell again. Well that will be $560
God:
Once more? Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Warren said I buying to sell. Well that's okay. " Once more? Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: Warren said I buying to sell." will be 560 ? I get it.
Me:
Well see ya
God:
How about that. See you later, Warren.

[Ghoti]

Me:
Did you bring the dossier?
God:
No I didn't bring the dossier. What's it like?
Me:
...
God:
No I didn't bring the dossier. What's it like?
Me:
You aren't the one I'm looking for.
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
In order to be the one I'm looking for, you'd have to have the dossier.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
You asked me for my fucking credit card number!
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you for your fucking credit card number. What did you say?
Me:
Why the fuck do you want my credit card number?
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
I just asked a simple question!
God:
What is it?
Me:
Why the fuck do you want my credit card number?
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
...
God:
You are not very polite.
Me:
Screw this.
God:
That is not very polite.