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Postby Fitz Tayo » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:16 pm

What does one do when dreaming one is a dolphin?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:58 pm

Become a crime fighting super hero of course.
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Postby Legend of the Past » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:29 am

That, or you indulge in the fun activity of swimming. And tackling sharks. Take that, Jaws!
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:55 am

Fitz Tayo wrote:What does one do when dreaming one is a dolphin?


Sex with humans, obviously.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:19 pm

Now now strayed lets not start that again...too many dolphin-human sex stuff here already...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:01 pm

DOLPHIN BLASTER!!!
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:36 am

What is it with this forum and dolphins?
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Postby Legend of the Past » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:57 am

Shrug, I've always thought Dolphins were cool. Nice, smart animals. Reading a few Animorphs books made it better, but seeing as I coulden't read when I had that dream... But yeah. Dolphins rock.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:20 pm

Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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Postby Legend of the Past » Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:29 pm

Intresting topic. But I've since realized MY Dolphin dream was just my inner-weeping for not learning how to swim. Problem since resolved. Now all I dream about is Giant Squids with Shadow Swords, and that's an effect of coming here, methinks.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:20 pm

Those Animorphs books were the best. Of course, I never read a single word. Just looked at those little transforming things in the corner. Then i'd try and find the page that had someone like halfway in transformation so they looked like monsters. Proof to me that I should stop my experiments in genetic engineering. A half bear, half emo kid is not a good combination.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:14 am

Ah yes, that was a great series....I once thought my dog was a ....shape changing horse thing, starts with an A, and I was all "Okay dog, I know you're trying to spy on me, so I'll keep you around for 2 hours!"


This worked for 5 minutes before I wandered off, distracted.
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Re: oh my god!

Postby Sling » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:48 am

1commander wrote:Oh my god! I woke up today and looked in the mirror and saw that I... now look like a giant squid!***


I woke up one morning and I had smallpox.
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Postby Legend of the Past » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:29 am

Teenr0cker wrote:Ah yes, that was a great series....I once thought my dog was a ....shape changing horse thing, starts with an A, and I was all "Okay dog, I know you're trying to spy on me, so I'll keep you around for 2 hours!"


This worked for 5 minutes before I wandered off, distracted.


Andelite. The name of the creature you're reffering to is Andelite. While I've never suspected anyone in my vicinity is a human-horse shape shifter, I HAVE tried morphing into my dog. It worked only partially-I've since had a lust for raw stakes, and an even larger lust for burying their remains.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:03 am

I remember Animorphs being a TV show at one point, it was a good show.
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