"Ahhhh, what a great day," Iteroth said, "I think I'll have a drink of water!"
Porter and Jeramyu were looking at Iteroth in a strange way.
"What?" Iteroth said..........
"Oh my god," Iteroth said, "I'm sober."
Iteroth sat down.
"Do you guys have any beer?"
"Nope"
"Weed?"
"Nope"
"anything to put me in a psychedelic wonderland?"
"nope"
Iteroth, "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"11 more days, that's how long I have to last, shit, I need to kill something," Iteroth said. "C'mon let's get moving, where's the nearest bar?"
"Fine, fine, we'll go" Porter said.
After a ways of walking to find the strings of life, we find the purveyor of the strings of life, the LIFE GOD, the GOD of all that gives life.......
THE ONE GOD, who everyone relies on for life and happiness, schemeing against our heroes.
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"So, they're after my strings of life?" Santa said, "I think I shall dampen Mr. Jeramyu's spirits a little bit. This can be easily done with my minion....STRATA"
"Yes sir?" Strata said.
"Make sure you slow down Jeramyu any way possible, hit him in the lowest part possible." Santa requested.
"yes Sir, he will not go any further." Strata said as he exited.
About an hour later after the heroes had stopped to get some food and other things, Strata put his plan into action.
"Holy shit.......look up there," Porter said.
"Wow, uhm........do we have time to stop?" Jeramyu replied
The three heroes looked at.....
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OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE............
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Both were obviously virgins
"Wow, you guys can have those two.....I want that one right there," Iteroth requested.
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"Iteroth, you're drunk." Porter said as his attention was turned back toward the women.
"Hiya guys, do you have time to stop?" Hot chicks #1 said.
"Well, yes, why, yes we do, all day in fact." Jeramyu replied
"But we have a mi....mi.....mision.........nevermind let's go," Porter said.
"So what's your name big boy?" The babe said.
"It's Jeramyu, he replied," jeramyu said.
"well let's go then.....jeramyu, hehe," she replied.
When all of a sudden the three heroes heard a sound from the sky.
"What's that?" Porter said.
"OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Jeramyu SHOUTED
it was strata flying a plane! TURNING THE CHICKS AWAY FROM JERAMYU, A LOW BLOW TO THE BALLS!!!
"OH MY GOD IS IT TRUE?" the girl said, "We're out of here!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jeramyu said, as he summoned up a magic power greater than the worlds ever seen!!!
"oh shit," Strata said, "well, at least i pissed him off"
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeramyu unleashed a spell to destroy the plane.
After the smoke cleared, Porter picked Jeramyu up and said "Let's go man, we can make it."
Jeramyu had nothing to say, as he was left blue balled by an evil man strata. The three continued...
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
10) Kloe
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
