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just want to discuss one thing..

Postby melinoska » Mon May 08, 2006 1:20 am

Hi. i'm sorry if here is not the best place for this topic.

i work in online casino for 10 years. i know much about casino game.
in 2005 I een wrote a casino guide about casino strategy....

i like my work and i think that millions of people all over the world need it, becase they can't visit casino las vegas because it is too far.

but on other hand millions of people hate internet casino gambling. that people are kust against passion that is strange for me.
virtual gambling helps people to gain adrenaline... and somtimes even to win real money!

what is your opinion about internet gambling ?
have you ever played casino roulette ?

it's very important for me, because if my argosy casino is closed, i just loose my work...


PS. sorry for BB-code. i just never used it before and i want to check it.
regards..
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Postby Ghoti » Mon May 08, 2006 1:58 am

Really? I never knew there was so much to casino gambling. Maybe I should try it out.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Mon May 08, 2006 5:29 am

Wow. I'm not even going to lock this one. Have fun.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon May 08, 2006 5:31 am

IMPOSSIBLE, WHY DO YOU LEAVE US IN OUR TIME OF NEED?!??!
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon May 08, 2006 5:35 am

Should I delete it tonight or should I lock it? Or should I just walk away slowly?'

You decide, tonight on Crestfallen.
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Postby Ghoti » Mon May 08, 2006 6:03 am

Flibbo wrote:IMPOSSIBLE, WHY DO YOU LEAVE US IN OUR TIME OF NEED?!??!


Since he's not here, I'll attempt to simulate him.

Impossible mode: on.

Fuck, it's another goddamned fuckwit-created spambot with really shitty grammar. Jera, can't you do something about it? >_<

Impossible mode: off.

How'd I do?
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Postby Ovenhole » Mon May 08, 2006 6:56 am

Ghoti wrote:How'd I do?

You sure you aren't Impossible?
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon May 08, 2006 7:37 am

OMG LINKS!!!!!!
I wants to play on teh online cassino! i whants to wins real moonay!
Stop waisting my time you stupid fucking spaming peice of fuck-shit.
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Postby Forerunner » Mon May 08, 2006 7:54 am

Not that I've been here long time, but we seem to be getting these for frequently of late.
So unless they're getting smarter or putting in more effort, could there be a reason for this?
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Postby Ghoti » Mon May 08, 2006 8:50 am

I think it's because we're showing that we're an active message board by replying to these threads. They know there are a bunch of people here, so they just keep on spamming.

Wait... I was the first one to reply, wasn't I? Crap! And now I'm replying again!! Crap²!!

/me shoots himself.

There. Maybe that'll stop me from replying.
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Postby Ghoti » Mon May 08, 2006 8:52 am

Damn, seems it didn't. I guess pretending to kill myself won't actually satisfy my current crave for posting.

/me sighs.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon May 08, 2006 9:54 am

Lockbeam activate!

=@ =@ =@ =@ =@

it's a lock, not a smiley.

EDIT: I gave ____ a chance.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue May 09, 2006 6:06 pm

Dear Pendonesian sir or madame, I am sprry if yu cant' understnd me engilsh. pLeas taek my apologize if so.

I am undeestandig yuro prblem. i too havve ben wroking on internets foor over 16 yeras. i recently turn on computer to get internets. i see you interesting invitrual gambling. maybee you interested in my life, yes?

1990 i start preeskool. preskool gud for learning. it build up adrenaline and teached me sharing is of goodness.

on twosdays imaking big money on my online spamming of leetle commutity buy link them of online casino and dog biscuts.

i liekedmy tacos fresh...until one day my sand castel away washed by ocean.

i hope youu buy my taco-casino-vitrual gambilng buk to read adn give herpeez to you.


Sorry for hate-code.....I used hate to code this message because it seemed cool.




I think I've effectively undone all of my SAT studying by reading that message and typing this one while giving it my complete attention. I've scraped shit off the bottom of my shoe that's been better than this fat fuck at grammar. In fact, let me tell you about a time this reminded me of, before I kindly ask the incredibly generous Tele to do with this thread as he pleases (ewww, not secksually, sick fuckers).

A hungarian with a hunting cap like the one from "Catcher in the rye" eagerly rushed Teen. It was 2004, spring break, and Teen was in Europe on what might be considered a musical tour with the band and orchestra. Teen had spent all night in a train en route to hungary, having recently left Prague in the Czech repulic. Now, sleepy-eyed and irritable, Teen was in a shopping district in Budda, one of the halves of "Budda-'pesht'" as they say it. (Yes, one might simply say that Teen was in Buddapest to simplify things, but one could also simplify things and say Teen was on Earth. Simply because one is at a place doesn't always mean they are in a single place in specific. One doesn't have to be in Sweden if you're on Earth, though I would find many reasons (rhymes with 'Kelemalsion') to be there, but you are on earth if you're in sweden.)

Teen stared at the man, who was clearly shorter, but older, than he and his friend Bobby. "Hallo! Hallo! Don't worrry! I am not being a terrorist! My Eenglais is not zo gud. Hokai, so...I am kollecting donations for hungry Hungarians, yes? I believe dat is a pun in your Eenglish, no? Ehehehe!" the man sputtered, speaking in a thick accent. Teen and Bobby simply stood there in awe. Teen was positive the man was trying to use English to say something, but what?

Just then, Bobby yelled slowly "HELLO! WE ARE FROM A-MER-I-CA! WE DON'T SPEAK YOUR CRAZY JARGEN!"

Teen almost cried. Bobby always was the best orator La Canada could offer....

The man stared at the two boys for a moment. Then, while grabbing his messenger's bag, he said to them "Hooookai....Don't worry! I getting of my clipboard am now doing. It is not a bomb," he added, laughing weakly.

"HOLY FUCK, HE'S GETTING A BOMB!" Bobby suddenly yelled. "Oh, wait, false alarm, just a clipboard"

Teen silently wiped a single tear from his eye. They should have sent a poet to describe that speech.

Teen finally understood the man...at least he thought he did. The man either wanted donations for a charity ...ooooor, he wanted a kick in the nuts. Always prepared, Teen handed the man about 5 dollars worth of hungarian coins. The man handed them some "magic stickers" with an acid-trip (he said it was a smiling sun with rosey cheeks and blue eyes) and the phrase "Gooranga, be happy" on it. It seemed the man wanted them to repeat that particular devil-tongue phrase to him, so Teen kicked him in the nuts and took the bag of stuff. 24 hours later, teen and Bobby were in their trendy new all-sticker outfits.

The end.




You go to intrenet casino now, yais?
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Postby AznChipmunk » Thu May 11, 2006 10:40 pm

You should write a book like this.
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Postby War » Fri May 12, 2006 3:33 am

Wasn't guest talking in the scratch wall not allowed?
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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