Anti-drug campaigns have hit a new low

[Teenr0cker]

Same here Flibbo.

So Andy "The commie", a racist, sexist, materialist, communist (funny how those first 3 supposedly contradict the equality ideals of communism) fatass son of a bitch has recently invited me to get, as he said, "Totally plastered". He's chinese, but for some reason, instead of Maotai, which I saw the drastic effects, based on alcohol content, of in communist land, he's opted for the ever-popular, and uber-weak, sake, which he informed me was below 20%. Now I don't drink. In fact, he's only getting drunk because:
A) He's planned this for a month.
B) His parents are going to china (WTF?)
C) He's not invited to my friend's birthday party at his house, where several of us will no doubt be swimming, leading that fucker to oggle as he always does.

These reasons are all seemingly good reasons to get drunk, however, I'm not doing that.

He JUST found out about the party today, because one of my friends is stupid. He knows I'll be going, so he offered me to join him in getting wasted. I keep telling him to fall in a well and die, but he thinks I'm joking, even after a month. That's all we apparently use booze for here...escapsim, which is the most pathetic excuse to drink ever.

I don't care for booze. Never really bothered. I tried pot once, got high, then broke that habit because, well, one doesn't go to a party in montana to get high every other weekend, plus I don't think the trouble of getting it is enough of a payload to keep myself in danger of getting caught. If I'm going to fall over shitfaced every day, I might as well do it during college, away from family and after school isn't a major role in my life, taking 1/3 of my day.

[Sarcasm]

Alcohol is MUCH worse for you than pot.

Alcohol is literaly poisonous acid . . . of course its worse, But I wouldn't say drugs are good for you, Either.

Tele: Be happy you have an inner self, I've lost myself long ago, In all the insanely complex webs of lies and different self's I have created over the years.

[Sling]

Alchohol is actually a poison so I'd say it is worse for you than drugs, it just depends on the amount.

[ReaperGal]

Same here Flibbo.

So Andy "The commie", a racist, sexist, materialist, communist (funny how those first 3 supposedly contradict the equality ideals of communism) fatass son of a bitch has recently invited me to get, as he said, "Totally plastered". He's chinese...

Grr. Punch that Maoist bastard for me, Teen.

[Teenr0cker]

Even better. I'm calling his parents to let em in on it. He gave me their work number one time. Also, I'm gaining support from people in our "group". Our group is the normal friends who hang out with eachother during lunch and break. Good news is I don't even have to convince the girls to join me...they're all sick of his bullshit, those who are and aren't so...well endowed and have decided his sexist bullshit needs to stop. It's a work in progress. Turns out nobody on the comedy improv team likes him, not even the gay guys (pwnt). Or the men's chior...Poor friendless son of a bitch.


If it helps Reaper, I did have to knock the fucker out cold one time. He crashed a party and got shitfaced, so before he'd get caught, I led him outside with promises of nekkid girls and tofu and socked him... Fuck damn, that hurt my fist. It took a few good hits, but he didn't even get to respond.

[Flibbo]

Respect for Teen +1

[Telephalsion]

It's times like this I wish we could give people custom titles.

[HolsteinCow]

It's times like this I wish we could give people custom titles.

ASK ME ABOUT THE TIME THAT I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A DRUNK ASIAN DICKHEAD

If only

[Aegis]

Respect for Teen +1