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How far can a dog run into a forest?

All the way
6
30%
Half Way
5
25%
Impossible to tell
9
45%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:15 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:dang....


Stupidschool.com is blocked already...

Same for me, but when combined with my enter/back combination i can get there easily.
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Postby Sling » Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:33 pm

I was thinking of hacking the Admin account and restoring everything but my college is really shitty about everything and if I did do it the chances of me getting off would be as low as the ankle socks of a particularly small beetle standing in a ditch, in a quarry, in the low country. And the IT Staff hate everyone on my course. For example if a fire broke out in the IT and our hands were tied behind our backs, our legs bound, we were gagged, tied up in a sack, locked up in a crate and put at the opposite end of the college one of us would probably get the blame.
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Postby Sling » Sat May 13, 2006 3:28 pm

How many bad things can happen to one guy?
In addition to my previous bad luck, the following events have happened, all of which happened this month.
Whilst tricking with my friends, I somehow managed to make every single muscle in my body seize up, just by doing a cartwheel.
Whilst having a massive battle royale using pieces of chair and wooden sticks with the other people in my IT group, some kid took it too seriously and hit me in the hand with a metal pole nearly breaking it. My rm2k/3 fucked over meaning I have to start this RPG project I was making ALL OVER AGAIN. And to top the bill of fucking fucked up shit, last week my Grandma died of Cancer of the Oesophagus and today, my 1 month old nephew died of brain damage. For fuck's sake why can't anything good happen? GRAGH!!!! I'm so pissed off. Especially because when my chav cousin was told about the above death's all she had to say was "So what," and then continue into a cacophony of 1000 rants which lasted about a month of sunday's, all of which were pointless and self-centered. I seriously came close to committing murder. The only good thing which has happened was e getting a Distinction in my IT work, but that hardly makes me feel better at all. But since I'm having to start my RPG project again I might as well concentrate on that. Are there any good artists here who could create pictures for a custom main menu for me? And are there any good scripters who could tell me how to make a custom main menu correctly. I have managed to make a reasonably good one but it doesn't function correctly and it looks crappy. Now, you'll have to excuse me, I'll be in my room rocking back and forth talking to myself.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat May 13, 2006 3:53 pm

I backed up into an Audi A4 on wednesday. Didn't see him behind me, it was so damn low. I don't care about my car, it's already damaged, so I'll send the bill to the original offender. No biggie. If I edit this message, it'll be most likely because the girl I'm going to ask to prom will have said no...we'll see, wont we? :wink:
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Postby Telephalsion » Sat May 13, 2006 4:35 pm

Go teen, may the dating gods smile upon you
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Any type of female.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat May 13, 2006 11:23 pm

the dating gods must hate jewish households or something, because I couldn't find a single moment when the 2 of us were alone...god, what a pain...She lives like...5 minutes away from me, so I'm going to "drop some CD's I borrowed" off at her house tomorrow.
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun May 14, 2006 5:11 am

Remember to accidentally forget your sweater or something so you ned to some back, or she needs to come to you with it.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun May 14, 2006 1:35 pm

Shot. Down.


She'd already promised to go to the lan party that night. :(
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Postby Non-Sequitur » Sun May 14, 2006 2:07 pm

I never went to the prom when I was in high school. I almost did when I was a sophomore and a junior girl asked me to go with her, but some guy got her pregnant.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun May 14, 2006 4:34 pm

gee, I wonder if you used good judgement there :D



Whatever...Tele's been fuckin' awesome in helping me cope. I'll be chilling in the IRC more often. I even got Sodajerk to talk again.


Well...I'll be around...drop me a line on aim if you want. I've changed it.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon May 15, 2006 9:11 am

Non-Sequitur wrote:I never went to the prom when I was in high school. I almost did when I was a sophomore and a junior girl asked me to go with her, but some guy got her pregnant.

PERFECT! Get the girl pregnant, then they'll go with you!
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Postby Non-Sequitur » Mon May 15, 2006 11:24 am

I'm not sure if my post is being misread or not, but just to make things clear I am not the one that got her pregnant and I don't know who did. I never even spoke with her after that.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon May 15, 2006 12:59 pm

Don't worry. Wasn't misunderstood. It just inspired that obviously brilliant plan (that happens to have no drawbacks what-so-ever).
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon May 15, 2006 4:18 pm

Obviously none at all...


Huzzah for teenage pregnancy! The careers destroyed, the familys broken, the fucked up childhoods for both the mommy and the child! Oh, fun never ends! Adoption is encouraged!



note: I'm adopted. Oh well. I'm one big giant mistake. Whoo, mistakes for the win!
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon May 15, 2006 5:12 pm

W00T MISTAKES FTW!!!!
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