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Postby War » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:47 pm

Ya it will only turn into a white dwarf :(
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:13 pm

Ha, I find our discussion of the sun very timely. I just did a short project on the sun before I broke the chains of opression and got outta school for the summer.


Sun Gazing.


Staring into the sun: Commonly a simple and average game any toddler loves to play, or silent killer? According to Vinny Pinto, self-acclaimed scientist, mystic, and healer, the answer is neither. Vinny claims that by staring directly into the sun, people are able to directly absorb “the sun’s nourishment”. The prime example of this treatment is Hira Manek, an ex-engineer from India. Hira has lived without solid foods for 7 years, getting everything else food could give him with just the sunlight. Ancient cultures including ancient Egypt, the Mayans, and the Aztecs practiced Sun Gazing and it has even shown up in some sessions of Tai Chi. Furthermore, according to the claims of Mr. Pinto, the past has shown that many people who diet on nothing but raw foods sunbathe more often and, believe it or not, sun gaze as well, in hopes of a healthier life. Why, just look at how happy Mr. Manek is!


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I even made my own How-to:

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Postby War » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:20 pm

We were talking about what will happen to sun not what happens when you look into it. Get with the program.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:51 pm

War wrote:The Sun will not get hotter, it will expaned into a Red Giant it a nova blast. If the nova does not kill us, the fact that the sun will encase half the earth will. Also that will not happen in 500 years.


You've sacrificed the english language to which god now?
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Postby War » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:16 pm

Zalbeak who is Zalbak lesser brother.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:32 pm

War, I want you to know this...I have to say it and get it off my chest....


I had you in mind every moment of the way while I drew that sun gazer. Only I removed any obscene facial features/scars/discolorations so that I wouldn't fail because the one picture I did made toddlers weep. And I don't think you'd stare at the sun with any intention of helping yourself. You'd just be like "Oh, hyey jstu stairing....juts straring...o loko! A suhn! *Stare*", so it'd be very spontaneous.
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Postby Forerunner » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:24 am

It would be awesome if our sun was a supernova, and then turned into a black hole. Being destroyed by a black hole would be awesome. Because the gravity is so intense and stuff, all people think about is being crushed in an instant, but since the gravity gets stronger by extreme amounts the closer you get to the core, you'd actually be torn apart before you got crushed into infintely small pieces.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:06 am

We'd probably be destroyed before it condenses into a black hole.
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Postby War » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:39 am

Ya we would be killed in the supernova. If not killed by the blast our plant would be throw so far away we would all turn to ice. If you can surive the whole being thrown at about 5000+mph thing.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:23 pm

We'd see it coming too. Why scientists have no problem accepting the sun will change and possibly destroy us in the future is mainly because we have a better chance of blowing the world up before that can happen. Hell, I'm surprised if we last another 4 or 5 thousand years.
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Postby Sling » Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:30 pm

Nah, our sun is too small for a super-nova.
It's going to expand destroy our atmosphere and kill us and then die.

I've stared at the Sun shit loads of times and my vision has actually improved.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:19 pm

we'll all die and the cultures that follow will be primitive, without the ability of self-destruction.
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Postby ReaperGal » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:08 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:we'll all die and the cultures that follow will be primitive, without the ability of self-destruction.


As I understand it, once the sun becomes a red giant, earth won't even exist anymore. But we don't have to worry about that, since it's gonna happen in a couple billion years.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:46 pm

Sling wrote:I've stared at the Sun shit loads of times and my vision has actually improved.


I'll be praying to my depraved gods of pain-conjuring that your eyes boil the next time you do it. And by praying, I mean masturbating.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:08 pm

ReaperGal wrote:
Greatchickenman wrote:we'll all die and the cultures that follow will be primitive, without the ability of self-destruction.


As I understand it, once the sun becomes a red giant, earth won't even exist anymore. But we don't have to worry about that, since it's gonna happen in a couple billion years.



I meant once we destroy ourselves, not when the sun explodes. I assumed that the former would come first, since we, as humanity, suck mondo balls.
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