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6-pack or Chardonnay?

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Postby War » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:13 pm

No, Jeramyu is the clean one.

Porter is the drunk one.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:20 pm

Hahaha. That amuses me to a whole new dimension of amusement.
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Postby Sarcasm » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:29 pm

How amusing.
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Postby Iteroth » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:43 pm

I prefer LSD to any type of puny human alcohol.
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But yeah, out of them there two choices I'd take teh bier.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:46 pm

ReaperGal wrote:Getting drunk is stupid. Getting high feels better. You won't puke or be hungover afterwards, and you can't die from weed.

There's always the chance you'll puke during though. Even though it's rare and usually something you ate (like ridiculus amounts of cereal) it can happen. And you don't really puke after the first or second time, so I guess... yeah.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:49 pm

But theres a better chance of you getting arrested for posession of pot than beer. I don't see any brewery stings on COPS, so I assume getting drunk is easier.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:26 am

No one I know (bar the very fucked up hobo everybody laughs at) has ever gotten arrested for possesion of pot. My town's cops ARE sucky though (in a good way), unless we went and smoked it outside a police station, we wouldn't get caught. And even then...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:40 am

I might have told this story already, but in my town the cops are really, really bad. We don't have that much crime so the cops are all fat and lazy.

Anyway,

One day, a couple of friends and I walk into this fast food restaurant called Tasty Dog. There's already a bunch of other kids here, and they're smoking weed inside the building and outside. So, this cop walks in, and the smell of weed is just flowing through the air. The entire room is saturated with weed smell.

He gets in line, orders a hot dog and a coffee, eats the hotdog, walks outside, asks the kids that are loitering around outside and fighting to stop, and leaves while drinking his coffee.

Good ol, police force.
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Postby War » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:56 am

Our Cops are busy arresting illegal immagrants.
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Postby ReaperGal » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:55 am

Weed should be legal. Alchohol is much worse for you, but people can drink as much as they want.

People die all the time from alchohol poisoning, but you can't OD just from smoking weed.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:16 pm

ReaperGal wrote:Weed should be legal. Alchohol is much worse for you, but people can drink as much as they want.

People die all the time from alchohol poisoning, but you can't OD just from smoking weed.

So true. Some kid in my school said to me "But you'll do something to get yourselves killed whilst stoned!" so I hit him. Most of the time you end up sitting around in a room doing nothing or walking around. Only occasionally do you get both hilarious and life threatening ideas. There's also the fact when you get drunk you're much more likely to kill yourself because of being drunk. That kid was such a retard.
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Postby War » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:18 pm

The main deal is that it does warp the mind when you are stoned. The same thing for alchohol, but alchohol has been around for such along time that it was proven usless to ban it (Remember the 18 amend)
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Postby ReaperGal » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:31 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:So true. Some kid in my school said to me "But you'll do something to get yourselves killed whilst stoned!" so I hit him. Most of the time you end up sitting around in a room doing nothing or walking around. Only occasionally do you get both hilarious and life threatening ideas. There's also the fact when you get drunk you're much more likely to kill yourself because of being drunk. That kid was such a retard.


Exactly. Whenever I get stoned, I'm fillled with an overwhelming desire not to do anything except listen to music and lay around.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:32 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:So true. Some kid in my school said to me "But you'll do something to get yourselves killed whilst stoned!" so I hit him. Most of the time you end up sitting around in a room doing nothing or walking around. Only occasionally do you get both hilarious and life threatening ideas. There's also the fact when you get drunk you're much more likely to kill yourself because of being drunk. That kid was such a retard.


Its true. Last time I was drunk I thought it would be a good idea to call a biker fat... then run away. So the story goes. The biker laughed while I fell running away and hit my face on the pavement. Then he gave me a drive home. But when I'm stoned we usually just play video games or watch movies, cause there so much better stoned.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:20 pm

The reason a government hates weed is that it makes your people lazy and unproductive. For example, look at Jamaica.

Smoking is tolerated because you can still work if you smoke, and Alcohol is tolerated because if you use alcohol, you'll still work. Weed, on the other hand makes you wanna relax.

Although fast food services and snack food companies would prosper greatly, The GDP of our country would likely drop slightly.

And I have to say that you're probably more likely you do dangerous things went you aren't stoned than when you are.
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