Vacation Time!

[Teenr0cker]

I've stared at the Sun shit loads of times and my vision has actually improved.

I'll be praying to my depraved gods of pain-conjuring that your eyes boil the next time you do it. And by praying, I mean masturbating.

So...these gods....Are there three then? Lefty, Righty, and Sir Happystick? Notice how I just obeyed your little body-part discussion rule perfectly, referencing you on 3 different accounts? Flawless composition. Flawless.


Also, if I'm right, who do you regularly conjure pain towards on a daily basis?

[Strayed Wanderer]

Actually, these gods are essentially Satyrs. But there are three, and they look exactly the same except for the hats.

Also, Sir Happystick?

[Sling]

I've stared at the Sun shit loads of times and my vision has actually improved.

I'll be praying to my depraved gods of pain-conjuring that your eyes boil the next time you do it. And by praying, I mean masturbating.

Good Luck.

[Sage Of The Wise]

Well, I'm finally back. I'd give a long and overexagerated summary of the of the horrors of Kure beach (not to be confused with the one from Three The Hard Way), but I'm to busy trying to repress those memories into the darkest reaches of my mind.

[Fitz Tayo]

Aww, go on. You know you wanna.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I forgot you were gone...

[Stedar]

The Sun will not get hotter, it will expaned into a Red Giant it a nova blast. If the nova does not kill us, the fact that the sun will encase half the earth will. Also that will not happen in 500 years.

North Carolina can be a great place if you go to the right beach. Also they have get BBQ there.

It's a shame the mass of our sun isn't bigger. Then we'd know for sure it'd turn into a swirling vortex of death, aka. a Black Hole.

Lol we learned that this year..