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What happened to my imagination?

Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:55 am

I'm currently in a position where my brother wants something from me, which involves me keeping a secret, and if I really tried I could probably blackmail him to do some things for me. And yet, for some reason, I can't think of anything I want right now.

So I'm leaving the board open to you guys, absolutely anything you can think of. Go.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:43 am

You have a brother?

And sex with his girlfriend.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:14 am

It's only really good for something you want in particular of his. Or all the nice small things.
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Postby Asra » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:07 pm

Theres always money if he has it. Then you can buy anything you'll want later. Theres also the opportunity to have him embarass himself for your sick, perverse amusement.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:11 pm

Anything you dont want to do. Like housework, Murder, or anything.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:30 pm

Maybe just keep it a secret and not exploit it?
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Any type of female.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Have him do work or perhaps some very boring meaningless task that you know he won't enjoy.


You could also hope for a spur-of-the-moment idea.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:33 pm

Unless it's one of those things that's inevitable to come out, take your time and just make your own life that little bit nicer by making subtle reminders and forcing menial chores and such upon him.
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Postby Sling » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:34 pm

Depending on what it is you can blackmail with, you could get him to
do something silly and embarassing and then release whatever it is you blackmailed with him to the public.
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:15 pm

Unless it's one of those things that's inevitable to come out, take your time and just make your own life that little bit nicer by making subtle reminders and forcing menial chores and such upon him.


I think at some point in the future, he probably will stop caring, so I want to be ready before then.

Money is out of the question. I do have SOME morals.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:50 pm

Still going for sex with his girlfriend.
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Postby Flibbo » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:02 am

Exclusive rights to all games consoles in the house for a few days?
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Postby Impossible » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:54 am

Exclusive rights to all games consoles in the house for a few days?


Even if I didn't actually OWN my own game consoles, he wouldn't actually care, because he only ever plays games when I'm kicking his ass as SSBM.
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