No more discusion. THIS IS THE NATURE OF RHUE'S SWORD!

[HolsteinCow]

This is the strangest theory I have ever seen. Oh my crap.

[Roir]

I'm afraid you've missed the point.

This thread isn't so much a theory as us all humoring the resident chocolate bean's self-misleading delusions of importance and even relevance.

That's right, Cocoa. You're the boss here. That's a goooood Cocoa.

[Telephalsion]

Did you know that the cocoa pod can be in many different exiting colours on the outside and has multiple cocoa-beans on the inside?












end of todays lesson. Read chapters 10-12 about frogs and toads untill tuesday

[Cocoa]

You've gotta be friggin kidding me. As an artist I tend to find validity and interest in any interpretation of my work. This time is the exception. Jesus Roir Strata RAPES Rhue? I mean I see where that might be an attractive conclusion for a lazy patron, but look at the relationship that grows out of their initial encounter. It's typical adolescent dueling. Both are out to make the other one look stupid, especially in front of females. Christ wasn't that obvious enough?

I find your conclusion on Dippy slightly more palatable, but again you miss what is right in front of your eyes. Dippy is a bunny! A symbol of verility and fertility! Dippy is a symbol of Rhue's masculine self assurance. He loses it when he gets put down by Strata the first time, and regained when he beats Strata by stealing it back. So why is Rhue willing to sacrafice it later? By this time Rhue has become so wrapped in his feminine version of love that he is willing to sacrafice his masculinity to attain it.

And frankly, I sensed a little sarcasm in your post that I don't appreciate. I'm trying to have a serious post here so I can answer people's questions. I'm just trying to help fans of my game. Maybe you should quit trying to toot your own horn and pay a little closer to the themes of "The Way."

[War]

Now For History Class. Ok so WWII Started in 1939 when Germany invaded Poland. As Germany invaded Poland the USSR did so to. For Germany and the USSR had a pact. Germany also invaded France. France didn't last a year. Well, also Germany bombed London for 80 days start then they invaded the USSR. As things went on Italy invaded parts of Africa and then Japan attack America. This was the highest part of Axis power. Then in 1944 the joint attack of the US and UK on Normandy started the down fall of Axis power. Lose after lose came in Africa and Italy to the Axis as Musslaniy was killed in 1944 taking Italy out of the war. In 1945 The red army came with some pay back as they invaded Berlin, Germany. Hitler killed himself in the attack.later Japan wound get Nuked by the USa ending WWII.

Ok so read lesson 20 -25 on the cold war.

[Telephalsion]

I wonder what colour cocoa's pod was?

[Cocoa]

I don't know what the hell your getting at with that rock jumping crap. Lun put that in, I didn't have anything to do with it.

[Telephalsion]

the vikings were the first europeans to visit america.
they landed in canade and named their new land vinland

Then came columbus and he, silly fool, thought he had reached india.
Then the native americans came and offered him gifts as a warm welome.
Among theese gifts were a hot cup of a brown fluid, cocoa

Columbus was intrigued by this sweet drink and brought the drink with him back to europe.

[Roir]

[quote="Telephalsion"]Did you know that the cocoa pod can be in many different exiting colours on the outside and has multiple cocoa-beans on the inside?

Hey, I didn't know that. Coolness.

Now then, Big C, no need to lose your temper, or get territorial. I mainly just wanted, and still want, to point out that there is such a thing as adding on so many degrees or layers of humour that you smother the original content.

Still, your antics are as always most hilarious, and for one I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for keeping the community alive and funny. You're right up there with TheWayNewbie. Keep up the good work.

[Telephalsion]

Wait a minute, in Lide kyger, cetsa and schatha fought over a shadow sword. Later Traziun jumpen into the pits after it. SO Traziun was not content wiht his previous 'sword' and needed a new one so that he still had the best 'sword'.

[HolsteinCow]

This is still a strange theory. Ah hell, at least it's better then furries.

[[nameless]]

In Traz's case, I guess it's your typical oedipal anxiety. By the time Rhue reaches Lide he has begun to come into adulthood after having sifted through the feelings aroused by his, "awakening," of sexuality during his encounter with Lyrra. This experience is reinforced further when he meets Cetsa and contests(though in a friendly manner) with Traz for her attentions. Inevitably, Rhue's rapid maturation becomes threatening to Traziun, who as a result seeks to improve his own masculine prowess, that is to say, obtain a better sword.

Cetsa and Scatha are seeking the shadow sword in hopes salving a deep disappointment in the male sex. Scatha herself never really having known her father and then abandoned in a moment of profound need by her first love while Cetsa quite likely was the target of paternal abuse(haven't finished e5 yet). Each woman has therefore lacked due attention from a strong, positive male influence at an early age and has as a result lost faith in men altogether. Each, therefore, desires to obtain her own, "sword." That is, in other words, to eliminate the need for the opposite sex. Given the afforementioned feminine trait of questing for a, "perfect," love, each wants to acquire the biggest, badest sword available. Their resultant conflict is a natural outcome.

Kygar is obviously the victim of an unrequited love for Cetsa. When he discovers Cetsa's fascination with the shadow sword-a symbol of a nonpareil masculine power- he seeks to become the strong, perfect love that she desires by , "giving," her the, "sword."

I hope that is something like what Cocoa intended when he wrote these games. It's what I saw, at least.

Seriously, though, some of this stuff actually sounds credible. This is fun.

[Roir]

In that case, maybe the Shadow Swords represent evil, kinky, empowering sexuality, and are in direct conflict with the self-righteous sex-for-the-purposes-of-procreation incarnations, the Illuminati.

It might be interesting to point out at this point that while everyone seems to be after the Shadow Swords, and they're all over the place, we have yet to come across a confirmed Illuminati sighting.

Hedonism is "The Way", my brethren!

[HolsteinCow]

So that one kid raped the other kid.

So Cocoa is a pedophile?

[Requiem]

Holy hell.

Honestly?

Just, holy hell.