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by **Forerunner** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:14 am

w00t!
Lets talk about Reapers penis!
:wink:

by **Fitz Tayo** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:58 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:CAN WE NOT DISCUSS TEEN'S PENIS!? Penis discussions are limited to the following people to avoid vomit: Porter, Jeramyu, Strayed, Exiled, Ghoti, OoS, Strayed, Glenn, Reaper, Strayed, Impossible.

Hey...

by **Sling** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:18 pm

I have now lost all faith I have in humankind. The archbishop of cantebury wants to get rid of St. George's Cross and replace the English flag becuase, wait for it, this is the good bit, it might offend muslims.
?????? If they actually go through with this then I will seriously contemplate knocking up some Nitoglycerin and Napalm and posting it to Tony Blair and whoever. But seriously, it might offend muslims?! My faith in humankind and organised Religion has been crushed into the dust then sucked into a never-ending vortex of destruction and regurgitated into a Black Hole. There is no curse foul enough to describe such blatant nincompoopery and idiocy and if I tried I'd probably develop an aeynarism.

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:30 pm

I'm waiting for the U.K. to burn itself down... while offending the muslims would be nice, I'd also like for you to cause your own death. You need a new flag anyway, so do we.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:05 pm

Me excluded, right?

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:06 pm

Yeah, I'd kinda like to kill you myself.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:07 pm

From you, that's a nice compliment.

by **Sling** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:10 am

This week could very well be the best week of my life, ever. Okay, my cousin, who is the biggest piece of human garbage in existence, has had to live with me and my family for 16 years. Every single day has been a complete and utter living hell, as my cousin is a complete and utter slag and is undoubtedly the world's biggest bitch-slut in all of creation. I don't really want to go into detail of all the disgusting things she has done, as you would probably puke hearing about it, but take it this way, compared to her, the plagues of Egypt and the Black Death are a joy and she makes Osama Bin Laden look like Ghandi. Anywho, my dad has finally decided to kick her out of the house and only has about 2 days left.
I have to question why my dad put up with that piece of shit for 16 years but I guess it shows how long my parents can endure physical and mental torment. But that's not all. One of my friends has a sister who is exactly like my cousin (in fact they are best friends) and who also is blight to this earth. She is also being kicked out. And my next-door neighbour's sister, who is nowhere near as disgusting and repulsive as the other two, but nevertheless, a bitch, is moving out, meaning my next-door neighbour gets her old bedroom (which is considerably larger than his current one).
This is definitely, absolutely, 100%, without a single shadow of a doubt the best moment of my life ever. Even better than the time when me and my friends ate a KFC for lunch inside the college every day for 2 weeks. I actually feel ...happy. Wow. The joy, the joy of it all. This definitely calls for a celebration.

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:08 am

Let us all note that the best week in Sling's life is when women move out of the neighborhood.

by **Sling** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:43 pm

They're all chavs, and so therefore don't count.

by **Impossible** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:21 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:CAN WE NOT DISCUSS TEEN'S PENIS!? Penis discussions are limited to the following people to avoid vomit: Porter, Jeramyu, Strayed, Exiled, Ghoti, OoS, Strayed, Glenn, Reaper, Strayed, Impossible.

Wow, I can't believe I'm on there.

by **Forerunner** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:17 am

I have a bitch-slut of a cousin as well.
I had a party on the weekend, where she proceeded to get drunk, slap my sleeping friend in the face, and then try to get in his pants while asking him "what's wrong David?".
When me and my friends (the guys) went nightwalking, the apparently stripped and started rubbing against everyone while fingering herself.
Then when we got back and tried to go to sleep she moved from bed to bed asking people to fuck her and fondling their various 'naughty' bits.

Did I mention she's only 14.
If it wasn't so embarrasing I'd be laughing my arse off.

Oh and on Saturday night and Sunday I watched all of Hellsing, and about half of Berserk. Pretty good anime, if a bit weird. I want to get around to finally watching the rest of Trigun and the FMA movie, but I made the mistake of watching the Excel Saga trailer, and now that insanely ridiculous theme song will be stuck in my head for weeks.

by **Sling** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:02 pm

My cousin is far worse. If I gave details you WILL vomit, violently and then proceed to collapse, fall on your back and break into spasms of horror and disgust and would probably be mentally scarred for the rest of your life.

by **Greatchickenman** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:36 pm

Sling wrote:My cousin is far worse. If I gave details you WILL vomit, violently and then proceed to collapse, fall on your back and break into spasms of horror and disgust and would probably be mentally scarred for the rest of your life.

Damn, that sounds hawt.

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:10 pm

I see promises, but no delivery.

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