Evolution/Big Bang

[Sling]

I was wondering, if Helium and Hydrogen were the only elements at the beginning of the universe where did the others come from?
And where did primordial soup come from?

[Telephalsion]

Step one, everything was one infinitesmall speck or sometihng, nobody knows, byt just after that mass quantities of quarks subquarks and other sub atomary particles came into existence, they then formed into protons neutrons and such.
As more and more mass strated existing more and more gravity began to take effect, eventually the specks of helium and hydrogen and such started to like, pull into eachother, formin spirals of space gas and crap, this made stars, stars make fusion, fusion makes small atoms go bigger, but only to iron, or atomic mass number 80 or something like that. Can't recall specifics.
When stars run out of helium and hydrogen they explode in novas, novas make atoms larger than iron and such, uranium and those heavy elements.


primordial soup is millenias away from that, it's when aminoacids carbon and other ingredients required for organic life gets put in a bowl.

Theories stated that if you pu a jumble of aminoacids protein carbons carbonhydrates water and whatnot you'd be able to make life, it has yet to be proven.

[Fitz Tayo]

Seeing as all elements are the same thing, just differant values of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, things like Fusion and crap combine two Hydrogen to make one Helium, and so on and so forth. Just the fusion or fision of elements to create others or to exchange electrons (As in Ionic Bonding).

[Teenr0cker]

Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was disguised to appear much older....Our Noodly Creator then placed fossils, hidden under the earth's surface, knowing they would be found - thus, seemingly proving that these creatures existed some time ago....


Then The FSM said, "Let there be light," and there was light. And the FSM adjusted his willowy eyestalks and saw that the light was good; and the FSM divided the light from the darkness. He called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night or "Prime Time." So the evening and the morning were the first day.

The FSM was tired of flying and He couldn't tread water for very long, so he said,"Let there be firmament in the midst of the waters, and let the firmament form coves to one day provied safe harbor for Pirates - no, wait, firmament is a stupid word; let it be called land, since 'firmament-ho!" sounds even stupider than just plain firmament- and let this land divide the waters from the waters. And let there be a volcano to spew forth beer, which seems like a benevolent idea." And the volcano spewed forth beer and He tasted it and declared it quite good. So the evening and the morning were the second day.

Whe the FSM awoke, his thoughts were muddled and He didn't know where He was. Slightly hungover, and somewhere out in the Indian Ocean, the FSM found himself a little confused about what He'd created the day before; and so, self-conscious about the previous night's misbehavior, He started barking Godlike orders in an attempt to reestablish His powerfulnesss, and then the FSM decided to organize. He said, "Let the water under the heavens be gathered together in once place, and let the dry land appear"(having forgotten about Day Two's firmament command), and He called the dry land Earth (having only yesterday come up with the term land), and the gathering together of the waters He called Seas. And the FSM dried His Noodly Appendages under the hot Light, and He saw that it was good but there was a little problem. For now He had an Earth full of Land and Firmament, which wouldn't do. So he lifted Day Two's firmament up to the heavens and renamed it Heaven. The land from Day Three He left where it was. Heaven seemed like the sweeter pad, and the FSM decided He'd live there and commute to the earth. Then the FSM said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, semolina, rice, and whatever else can be turned into food that rembles my Noodly Appendages," and He saw that this was an original idea, which was certainly good. That night He drank a little less fromt he Beer Volcano, which was relocated to Heaven along with the rest of the firmament. So the evening and the morning were the third day.



At this point, the FSM was a little sore from overexertion. It was difficult for Him to find a comfortable resting position during the night, which was darker than squid ink pasta would eventually be. So He said, "Let there be lights in the heavens, and let there be two lights: the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night." And since He had big plans for the next day, He turned in early. So the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

The fifth day was going to be huge, so the FSM rose early. Then He said, "Let the waters abound, let the skies fill with birds, let the earth bring forth creatures, each according to it's kind. Then let them canoodle and be fruitful." And He saw that it was good, and He was feeling pretty proud of Himself, so He hit the Beer Volcano hard that afternoon.
Later that evening He rolled out of bed and landed hard on the firmament, and this, fair reader, was the true Big Bang. He had a funny feeling and realized in His drunken stupor that He had not only built a factory in heaven that turned out scantily clad women in transparent high heels, but He'd also created a midget on earth, whom He called Man. And He said, "Wow. Even I might have overreached my Noodly Appendage on this one," and not even sure what day it was anymore, He decided to take an extended break from the whole creation gig, and He gave a quick blessing and declared, "From here on out, every Friday is a holiday."


RAmen.

Yep...I dun copied that directly outta the book. If you want, I can copy the Eight "I'd really rather you didn'ts"

[Strayed Wanderer]

How hard is it just to say: Supernovas.

[Fitz Tayo]

Only slightly less strenuous than pressing Ctrl+V methinks.

[HolsteinCow]

I got banned off of the official FSM forums for posting a furry porn thread.

[Burning_Flame]

I got banned off of the official FSM forums for posting a furry porn thread.

And this is why we love the cow.

[Fitz Tayo]

That and for his signature.

[Greatchickenman]

I dunno. His scientology ytmnd really depresses me.

[Strayed Wanderer]

I actually don't love Cow that much, I pretty much put him and GCM in the same group. That group is for people without a real personality, no offense, but if you two were background music, I'd never hear you.

[Greatchickenman]

That was the greatest compliment i've ever been given.

[Burning_Flame]

I actually don't love Cow that much, I pretty much put him and GCM in the same group. That group is for people without a real personality, no offense, but if you two were background music, I'd never hear you.

Yes that makes me mainstream music! Like metal! and ..Heavy Metal, and really heavy metal! And vodka

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

I actually don't love Cow that much, I pretty much put him and GCM in the same group. That group is for people without a real personality, no offense, but if you two were background music, I'd never hear you.

What the hell am I, then? The Loituma song?

[Greatchickenman]

My background music is kinda like this


unfortunately my music isn't in 3D so it's not as good.