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by **yoreliter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:57 pm

Wait, Strayed has endless hours of sex with women? I just read somewhere that he was a virgin?

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:13 pm

Sarcasm wrote:
yoreliter wrote:Oh, no, you hate your curiosity, I gave you fair enough warning.

Strayed hates everything, Beside woman who will have endless hours of sex with him, of course.

They haven't yet.

by **yoreliter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:30 pm

Good. Take it from me. When sex lasts more then an hour, your tired as fawk. It's almost like a cardio workout, for your hips.

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:05 pm

I refuse to have sex at all if it isn't gonna last more than 6 hours.

by **Shindy** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:06 pm

by **ReaperGal** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:43 pm

yoreliter wrote:Good. Take it from me. When sex lasts more then an hour, your tired as fawk. It's almost like a cardio workout, for your hips.

Psssssh. I'm sure, guy. If your hand starts to cramp up, just stop, kay?

Edit: Hey, we haven't met. I'm Elise, and I'm joking, so don't be too insulted. I make a habit of attacking this egos of the men on this board.

by **yoreliter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:50 pm

Oh, okay. I don't mind, Elise. You would have to be really ignorant to piss me off. And it's my girl freinds hand that cramps up, not mine.

by **Shindy** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:51 pm

it really depends on whos on the top. if its girl on top its much easier.

by **yoreliter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:03 pm

Okay, I would really respond to that, But that would turn this into a, "What position is best?" poll. I have no problems with that, but we should keep it on topic. I like women with big boobs! And that is how I roll.

by **Shindy** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:11 pm

big boob women who u dont even know if she was in the movie backdoor sluts 9?

by **yoreliter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:14 pm

I dont buy porno.

by **Teenr0cker** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:06 am

I can!

Oh, and yoreliter? You can cuss on this board. Did you even read the rules? Particularly the one with the racism and stuff.

8. ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE. NO RACISM, SEXISM, SOCIAL ISOLATION, BIGOTRY, OR JUDGEMENTALISM/PRESUMPTIOSNESS.

Cuss as much as you want, just keep off the racial or social slurrs, cept "Chavs" which is apparently a national shame, because every European I know who I mention that word to automatically seems upset by the existence of them...like their hatred is so great that it's even comparable to Strayed's hatred...but only a little, for his hatred is so great, if hate were water, there would be no land left on the earth from Strayed's hate. It would all be hatey-water.

But yeah, no racism...sexism...hah, I usually adress the board as "Reaper And gentlemen" so do the math there...religious junk...eh, no names, but try and be tolerant...Every single religion says the others are all wrong and we'll go to hell if we go to a different religion...ah Catholics, you make me chuckle...with fear...

Aaaand...uhh, yeah, enjoy free expression, as long as it doesn't involve hentai or furries or both.

Hehe, also

10. If you have a problem with somebody, or something, tell Me, Porter, or Tele. Also, don't create topics asking why your topic was locked. Use PMs.

I read that last sentence as "Use PMS", as in the bane of mankind. It brought some interesting scenarios to mind.

by **yoreliter** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:25 am

WHAT?!?!?!? I AM NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE RACIST SLURRS!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR. And teen, the reaosn I try not to curse is because:

1.) It gets me banned in video games.

2.) It gets me suspended it school.

3.) I like porno.

Thanks for the FAQ though.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:33 pm

Are we not allowed to curse?

by **yoreliter** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:48 pm

We are allowed to curse, I just try to keep my fitzing my mouth shut.

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