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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:01 am

The gods are listening people, start praying now.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:24 am

Bad news: Impy Got hit by a car.

Good News: He can sue.

Bad news: he can't walk.

Good news: you don't need to walk to play all the new games your ordered online using the money from the accident to pay for them.

Bad news: Not all games are so good they're pain-killer/easing quality.


Good news: When you go out to pick up chicks, you can tell them how you got hit by a car. They'll be amazed or sympathetic.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:17 pm

Something confuses me about this... you have asians in Australia?
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Postby HolsteinCow » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:20 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Something confuses me about this... you have asians in Australia?



They do. That's why Impossrible can't walk any more.
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Postby Stedar » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:26 pm

HolsteinCow wrote:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:Something confuses me about this... you have asians in Australia?



They do. That's why Impossrible can't walk any more.


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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:39 pm

Stedar wrote:
HolsteinCow wrote:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:Something confuses me about this... you have asians in Australia?



They do. That's why Impossrible can't walk any more.


:lol:


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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:41 pm

Shame on both of you. That's strike 72 for teen, but luckily he's our #1 batter and pitcher so we can't ditch him.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jul 23, 2006 3:53 pm

Aww, thanks. However, I think it's strike 126 for me. I'm going for the record.
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Postby ReaperGal » Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:04 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Why are there no posts that are actually sympathetic to somebody who got hit by a car? They're mostly potentially insulting and stuff. That's sad that nobody is nice to the person who got hit by a car.


Impossible and I don't like each other, as far as I understand it.
Even so, I thought my reply was pretty sympathetic. I could have bitched him out for stereotyping, but I didn't.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:32 pm

Well, statistically asians are horrible drivers, it isn't a baseless stereotype.
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Postby ReaperGal » Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:38 pm

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Well, statistically asians are horrible drivers, it isn't a baseless stereotype.


I agree. All stereotypes have some basis in fact.
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Postby War » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:31 pm

Good thing you didn't die or I would write on your grave stone Hamster bitch.
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Re: Well, the good news is, I'm still alive

Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Jul 23, 2006 7:43 pm

Stedar wrote:
Impossible wrote:Asian women can't fucking drive.


Lol No they can't. That's what my mom says too.
It's like, go back to china and Japan and kill people there,
you're already overpopulating!

(no offense to anyone here)

P.s. Get well soon, and get that liscense plate pic :lol:


Oh, this little jem almost escaped me. Some how, I don't think "no offense to anyone here" is really a sincere apology to "It's like, go back to china and Japan and kill people there, you're already overpopulating!" at all. Don't apologize for crap like that. Don't even say it in the first place. That's you're one warning.
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Postby Impossible » Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:29 pm

I can't sue, I think she just gets a warning and could potentially lose her license if something happens again. She'd better fucking learn from that, she's endangering the lives of people just by being on the road, and it sickens me that people can be so careless when so much is at stake. A few seconds or a few metres different could have cost me my life.

...Will be sending her the bill for the clothes the paramedics had to cut up, though.

There are a lot of Asians here, more than you might think. America really just has fake cultural diversity, where everyone is white (American), black (American) or maybe in some areas Mexican. I know this, I've BEEN there, that's basically everyone and you're lying if you claim otherwise. Australia is overrun with people from practically everywhere across Europe and Asia... The Greeks and Chinese are everywhere, for example. No complaints, they both have great food. Also, it means not everyone you meet has exactly the same accent like in the US...

I'm not sure if I mentioned, this occured extremely close to a hospital, literally a couple of minutes walking distance from there... This was good because I didn't have to wait long for help to arrive, but I couldn't actually go there, I had to go to a different hospital much further away, which was painful for me and inconvenient for my family (since this happened, and the hospital is, around the corner from my house).
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Postby AznChipmunk » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:15 pm

I want to go to Australia. Promise I won't run you over, though.
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