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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:41 pm

Well, I just got my class schedule this year, and the name listed under Homeroom is "Fitz".

You wouldn't happen to have some kinda secret part time teaching job, would you Fitz?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:04 pm

Ahaha! Professor Fitz. And his cool genital warts. 8)


I like it.
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Postby Sarcasm » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:47 am

. . . There's a game in GW now that has "Professor Fitzwourthy" as the main character
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Postby Sling » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:42 am

Maybe Fitz owns a teleportation device which enables him to travel instantaneously around various locations across the globe, teaching the minds of the next generation about... uh... stuff?
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:28 pm

I teach six year olds swear words... but I don't get paid for it. If your homeroom time sucks however, I'll just use my mental attachment to all things "Fitz" to alter time and space in a mind-blowing, sci-fi sorta way, resulting in homeroom being less sucky.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:58 pm

We go to homeroom like 4 times a year, probably wont matter.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:25 am

How is that homeroom?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:02 am

Its a new idea the implemented to give the other classes more time.

Yeah, its stupid.
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Postby War » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:24 pm

Are homeroom is always the first class you go to each day :roll:
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:59 pm

War wrote:Are homeroom is always the first class you go to each day :roll:



To brush up on English skills?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:00 pm

Well, in our school we have a homeroom which we noe only to on the first day of school to get scedules, and each quarter to get report cards. Usually we go to first period first.

The strangest thing is exept on the first day, when we have homeroom, we usually have it between 2nd and 3rd period.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:03 pm

We have some sort of "SSR" period. It's like Homeroom, only not really. We go there every day, get our report cards, any notes to go to the office, etc, and if we get nothing, we just sit around reading...It's supposed to stand for "Sustained, Silent Reading", but My teacher calls it "Sleeping time", which is pretty accurate.

SSR for us is betwixt 2nd and 3rd period at our school.
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Postby Ghoti » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:35 am

That's exactly what it was like for me when I went to school, Sage. Guess it's not that surprising since we live in the same state. Do they make you guys wear those laniards with your school ID thing on them as if you were a little puppy dog? 'Cus they did that at my school. Those things were annoying and uncomfortable.

Man, I hated school. Glad I'm finally out. Everyone keeps telling me that college is a lot better, so I'm looking forward to it.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sun Aug 27, 2006 9:15 am

Do they make you guys wear those laniards with your school ID thing on them as if you were a little puppy dog? 'Cus they did that at my school. Those things were annoying and uncomfortable.

Uhh... no. Thank god.

Urggg... I got school tomarrow...
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:54 am

Ghoti wrote:That's exactly what it was like for me when I went to school, Sage. Guess it's not that surprising since we live in the same state. Do they make you guys wear those laniards with your school ID thing on them as if you were a little puppy dog? 'Cus they did that at my school. Those things were annoying and uncomfortable.

Man, I hated school. Glad I'm finally out. Everyone keeps telling me that college is a lot better, so I'm looking forward to it.


They don't have little boys at college, sorry. It'll suck.
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