"Your sick man," Porter said
"C'mon guys, we only have 6 more days to do this thing, concentrate!" Jeramyu said
"Concentrate? I believe you were the one who stopped for a B.J. back there," Porter said.
"OH shut up," Jeramyu replied, "It seems to be getting colder as we head to the strings of life."
"Well Jeramyu, the strings of life are north...." Porter said back, "Looks like we're nearing the arctic circle!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT AND LOOK!!!!" Iteroth said, "Looks like he needs our help!"
"It's Holstein Cow!!!!" Porter shouted!
"Uhm I need some help guys," Holstein said
"How did you get trapped back there man?" Jeramyu asked
"Well, I was on a secret mission to get some free toys, then the Rolls Royce people caught me and stuck me in here," Holstein explained.
Narrators Comments: For those who don't know, Rolls Royce is a car company that makes luxury cars upwards about $400,000. Their cows are raised above the arctic circle so no bugs can live on them, making perfect leather for the seats. Back to the story.
"Yeah, so I'm pretty much fucked." Holstein said.
"Couldn't we just cut the fence?" Iteroth asked.
"I tried, it doesn't work, it's got a super-forcefield around it," Holsteine added.
"I think I can help....." a mysterious voice called.
"Ohhhhhhhh my gooooooood," Holstein said furiously.
"IT'S A FURRY VERSION OF KLOE!!!!!!!!!" Holsteine ROARED!!
Holsteine in all his mad rage and furry hating ways, went straight through the forcefield and trampled the furry kloe.....to death!
"Holy shit dude, that was fierce," Porter said in awe.
"yyyyeaaaaaah, trippy!" Iteroth said
"thanks guys, I hate furries, and if you ever show me one, I will kill you," Holsteine replied
"Hey, why don't you come with us since you're going our way?" Jeramyu said.
"I think I will, it'd be good to hang out with my old comrades for a while, but when we reach my destination, I get all the toys," Holsteine said.
The four heroes walked into the north, not knowing what awaits them....
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
I have my ways
