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by **Sage Of The Wise** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:59 pm

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11767029/?GT1=8404

ok, its not that interesting of a article, but its a really catchy title.

by **Iteroth** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:07 pm

Jesus loves smoking the sticky icky :wink:

by **Sling** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:45 am

This raises the important question, when Jesus returns, would he smoke Marijuana?

by **Teenr0cker** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:13 am

I would pay money to see Jesus come down to really play with Penny Arcade.

I think Jesus would be a great druggie.

by **Iteroth** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:52 pm

He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:13 pm

Iteroth wrote:He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

I'm fairly certain no one in the entire world knows what Jesus really looked like. Whatever he looked like has been altered by artists and authors over the years numerous times. Long hair and beard is only one of the thousands of possibilities.

I know I sound like a total asshole. After all, you were just making a joke about Jesus, but I think its a shame the way a religious figure can change appearances so very often.

The bible was very clear in not giving Jesus an appearance. In fact, Jesus is said to look extremely plain looking, and many people wondered how such a normal looking person could be the savior. Even when Judas had to specifically point him out to the Romans, Jesus had to identify himself by name twice before they decided it was him.

Also I think there's some hinting that Jesus didn't have long hair, considering paul saw him, and later said on a separate occasion that's it's a disgrace for a man to have long hair. Clearly he wouldn't have said something like this if his savior had long hair.

I think the Arabs did better by not personifying their god and religious figures. It makes for a far more omnipotent god when he's shrouded in mystery.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html

by **Burning_Flame** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:06 pm

I bet Jesus was fat.

by **Greatchickenman** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:23 pm

although that would be cool, I think its speculated that Jesus was of a very muscular build, considering he worked with his hands far throughout his younger years.

by **Burning_Flame** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:39 pm

But then he choked on a potato, spit it out, and attacked it with a knife, The small slices then fell into a small pot of oil, and cooked. And thats how Potato chips were invented. And thats also how Jesus got fat.

by **Teenr0cker** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:42 pm

If you'd said that some time during the days he was alive, I shit you not, you could have written your own book of the bible. Your story is just as believable as any other story in the bible.

by **Sling** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:12 am

Well, GCM, Jesus' human form was Galilaen so he probably had brown hair and brown eyes. Apart from that we known nothing. It does say in the bible he will be plain looking, in fact I think it says something about not looking very nice to the human eye, so I'm guessing when he reappears he'll be a hobo or an ugly bloke.

by **Iteroth** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:47 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:
Iteroth wrote:He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

I'm fairly certain no one in the entire world knows what Jesus really looked like. Whatever he looked like has been altered by artists and authors over the years numerous times. Long hair and beard is only one of the thousands of possibilities.

I know I sound like a total asshole. After all, you were just making a joke about Jesus, but I think its a shame the way a religious figure can change appearances so very often.

The bible was very clear in not giving Jesus an appearance. In fact, Jesus is said to look extremely plain looking, and many people wondered how such a normal looking person could be the savior. Even when Judas had to specifically point him out to the Romans, Jesus had to identify himself by name twice before they decided it was him.

Also I think there's some hinting that Jesus didn't have long hair, considering paul saw him, and later said on a separate occasion that's it's a disgrace for a man to have long hair. Clearly he wouldn't have said something like this if his savior had long hair.

I think the Arabs did better by not personifying their god and religious figures. It makes for a far more omnipotent god when he's shrouded in mystery.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html

Of course, that's assuming that Jesus actually existed.

by **Forerunner** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:50 am

God doesn't exist.
Which is why the phrase "go to hell" need "figurativly speaking" added onto the front of it.

by **Sling** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:12 pm

Forerunner wrote:God doesn't exist.

Prove it.

by **War** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:56 pm

Where not going to have another flame like that.

There is no way to prove or disprove that there is a God. End of story move, on with you life.

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