Wildlife:1, Steve Irwin:0

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Postby Angel_OA » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:56 pm

He just basicly loved nature and gave his whole life to it. People keep saying that it was better that he was killed doing what he loved best. But it's just ironic in my eyes. Ironic and tragic.
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Postby Sling » Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:57 pm

But a stingray barb through the heart? I expected a much more impressive death, Steve Irwin should have gone down single-handedly wrestling an entire family of alligators whilst annihilating all the world's poachers and then killed by a pair of Komodo Dragon's a giant Crocodile.
But anywho, Steve Irwin is a hero and it sucks that he is dead.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:57 pm

Steve Irwin never did anything for me.
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Postby Angel_OA » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:57 am

I bet he would have done if you were a crocodile.
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Postby teeran » Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:49 am

It wouldn't have been ironic if he was killed by nature. That would be expected. It would have been ironic if he died by natural HUMAN causes (like heartattack or cancer).
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sun Sep 10, 2006 12:12 pm

teeran wrote:It wouldn't have been ironic if he was killed by nature. That would be expected. It would have been ironic if he died by natural HUMAN causes (like heartattack or cancer).

Its ironic that he was killed by somthing other than a crocodile. Your making it to broad.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:26 pm

You all don't seem to understand. Steve is a classy man. He isn't going to die by some plain ol' crocodile. Now stingray, THAT'S classy. Unique and unexpected. But very tragic none-the-less.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:02 am

yeah, he's probably the only person whos gotten his heart impaled on a stingray barb, ever.
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Postby Sling » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:31 am

That's why me and my friends think it was elaborate assassination plan by either nature, the animal-world or his competition.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:28 pm

Yeah, and how many people do you know that have forced a croc to do a deathroll? Huh? A deathroll!
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Postby Angel_OA » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:57 pm

I heard a joke today that some may find offensive, if you do then don't bitch to me about it - I didn't start it.

"Hey Steve, what's your favourite kids program?"
"Well mate, it's gotta be Thunderbirds, but Stingray will always have a special place in my heart."
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Postby Sling » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:36 pm

That's harsh but slightly funny.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:31 am

Ohhh I've heard heaps. They don't stop coming.
So far my favorite is:
"If Steve Irwin had worn 30+ sunscreen, would it have protected him from the rays?"
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Postby Asra » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:46 am

Haha funny jokes. Its sad that he died, and it should have been more insanely inplausible, like a swarm of great white sharks suddenly swarm him, while an octopus holds him down, and they filmed it too. Now that'd be television.
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Postby Sling » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:24 pm

Because of Steve Irvin's Death, Australia has declared war od Sting Rays. There are whole groups of his fans going around cutting off their tails. How is that for irony? Steve Irwin loved nature and his fans are raping it.
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