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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:19 pm

I wonder if these things actually achieve anything in life...
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:39 pm

They usually end up having some retarded son who continues to be twelve years old for the rest of his life.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:13 pm

Your mom war one of these things?
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Any type of female.
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Postby Iteroth » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:44 pm

i am man i need women you have big erection ok
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Postby Asra » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:43 am

Iteroth wrote:i am man i need women you have big erection ok


...Hmm... Ditto.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:42 pm

Telephalsion wrote:Your mom war one of these things?

A typo spelling out War? Wow. It's like fate is telling us War is crap at spelling.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:30 pm

Telephalsion wrote:Your mom war one of these things?



I'm guessing he meant "was" instead of "war". "War" is past-tense in german, and some languages have similar words (Example: Dutch) in terms of spelling and meaning.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:42 pm

Why's it seem like all spam these days has been run through babelfish?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:52 pm

In russia a few years back, an imfameous spammer manufactured and sold spammer software. Included in the 'kit' was a list of millions of russian emails and an easy guide to setting up specific sorts of spam messages. He began selling it after his success using his software to advertise his English-teaching software.


He was found dead in his home, struck dead by a series of blows to the back of his head with what is suspectedly a crowbar.

Exploitation of poor peoples who have internet access to do something isn't new. The Koreans are just a farmin' away gold in WoW still, and AOL has tech support in India. And also, time spent making good english sentences (using the russian english program, obviously) could be spent farming or sending another thousand spam emails! There's not enough time to get enough emails out before their frail bodies collapse due to malnutrition for good english!
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Postby World-War-III » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:55 am

Doubtful. Why do you search for a man.. on a RPG maker game site? There's crappy 'matching' sites for that. Nice going. We'll let you the benefit of the doubt.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:52 am

Well accually if you think about it, guys like strayed would fuck anything with legs and a hole. Then you get the higher ups who need a human female to sex up.
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Postby JLAF » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:39 pm

Were is Jeramyu? He's always great at responding to these...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:59 pm

Burning_Flame wrote:Well accually if you think about it, guys like strayed would fuck anything with legs and a hole. Then you get the higher ups who need a human female to sex up.



We've raised our standards up to things with legs too now?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:23 pm

whoah whoah whoah....let's not get too hasty in upgrading our standards! Little steps first...How about we set the standard to one hole and one leg? Does that mean if a leg had a hole in it, it qualifies?
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