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Best Telemarketer Prank Ever
by Sage Of The Wise » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:36 pm
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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by Teenr0cker » Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:15 pm
That was so great! I loved it!
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by Sling » Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:59 pm
Good times, good times. I remember some telemarketer phoning me and I ended up trying to sell them something.
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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by Burning_Flame » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:15 pm
I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month
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by EmperorJeramyu » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:51 pm
Burning_Flame wrote:I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month
Oh wow, how manly. I'm sure when you did that, the telemarketer jumped from his seat and ran crying to his boss. Then all the telemarketer executives called a secret meeting. I can hear it now: "We're in immediate danger! One of my men was told to "FUCK OFF" in a call!" "Holy shit! This guy sounds like one BAD MOTHER FUCKER! We better not call him ever again!".
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."
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by Burning_Flame » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:52 pm
EmperorJeramyu wrote:Burning_Flame wrote:I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month
Oh wow, how manly. I'm sure when you did that, the telemarketer jumped from his seat and ran crying to his boss. Then all the telemarketer executives called a secret meeting. I can hear it now: "We're in immediate danger! One of my men was told to "FUCK OFF" in a call!" "Holy shit! This guy sounds like one BAD MOTHER FUCKER! We better not call him ever again!".
Accually it took a long while before they all stoped calling, but good story.
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by EmperorJeramyu » Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:09 pm
Oh, I see. You were gradually wearing down their psyches'. I can imagine it. With every "FUCK YOU", the telemarket goes home at night and cries himself to sleep. Then, after he was found curled up in a fetal position in his cubicle whimpering to himself, THEN they had the meeting, once they discovered the psychological threat you posed to their company.
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."
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by Forerunner » Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:09 am
"Hang on I'll go get my dad."
*hangup*
That's how I do it.
My dad is made of softer stuff and he feels bad ignoring them, coincidently he also gets more calls than anyone else I know. So he's been reduced to ignoring anybody who calls, unless they leave a message or try calling again.
Kind of sad really.
*hangup*
That's how I do it.
My dad is made of softer stuff and he feels bad ignoring them, coincidently he also gets more calls than anyone else I know. So he's been reduced to ignoring anybody who calls, unless they leave a message or try calling again.
Kind of sad really.
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by Greatchickenman » Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:39 am
I'll always reply with, "Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets."
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by Greatchickenman » Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:59 pm
Flibbo wrote:Stedar wrote:It's Rofl.... not rolf...
Phewm good thing you caught that, someone might have missed it. That would have been tragic.
It's Phew.... not phewm...
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by Teenr0cker » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:31 pm
Phewm, good thing you caught THAT.
Now now, not so harsh Jera. I'm sure that's just Burning's way of entertaining himself. He's like Tycho from Penny Arcade:"Some People Play Tennis. I erode the human soul". Only...you know, with a shittier vocabulary.
Jeramyu wrote: Pure awesome
Now now, not so harsh Jera. I'm sure that's just Burning's way of entertaining himself. He's like Tycho from Penny Arcade:"Some People Play Tennis. I erode the human soul". Only...you know, with a shittier vocabulary.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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by JLAF » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:15 pm
Perhaps you say "roll on floor laughing", but I say "roll on laughing floor".Stedar wrote:JLAF wrote:ROLF! I've pranked telemarketers before, but that was brilliant!
It's Rofl.... not rolf...
I'm not giving you my signature!
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