Did ya miss me?

[Sling]

Just admit it, it was you.

[Stedar]

1. It really wasn't
2. Why have you been on my case?
Wtf did i do to you Sling?

[JLAF]

Maybe I'm wrong about this but I think he's on your case because he views you as a noob. I get the strange suspicion that sling doesn't like noobs...

[Forerunner]

And noobs don't like Sling, it's a big happy circle.

Making topics about being back/going away seems to be generally considered noobular.
I went away for a week, and I made not topic. So maybe nobody here knows, but likely nobody would have cared anyway. And by not makinga topic, I also avoided any possible ridicule and insults that would have most likely come my way.

My advice. Don't post unless:
a) you havn't posted in ages
b) you have a point to make which people other than yourself actually care about. (Taking into account most memberes are self-centered assholes.)
or c) you're a chick

[Stedar]

But... Sling has actually helped me in the past, so wtf is he doing now??
I thought we were friends???

Oh well... whatever it is, screw him.

[Fitz Tayo]

a) you havn't posted in ages

I am of the belief that most on this forum (especially Strayed) would prefer if you continued to not post if you haven't been already.

[Forerunner]

Well worded differently: "You don't regularly spam the message board to hell."

[Sling]

But... Sling has actually helped me in the past, so wtf is he doing now??
I thought we were friends???

Oh well... whatever it is, screw him.

Suck my white ass, bitch. The reason that "I'm on your case" is because recently you've been a complete and utter n00b recently. And that, "Just Admit it, it was you" comment was joke, dumbass which proves my point. Now, stop being a n00b and I'll forgive you.

[Stedar]

But... Sling has actually helped me in the past, so wtf is he doing now??
I thought we were friends???

Oh well... whatever it is, screw him.

because recently you've been a complete and utter n00b recently.

Wow, that made total sense.

Hahahahah- No.

[Sling]

No shit.

Just Forget Logic

[Sage Of The Wise]

Why is he still posting?

[JLAF]

Why is he still posting?

The same reason he asked:

-Sling, idk wtf is with you, you've been on my case...

Actually, that entire post is hilarious because the whole time he's asking why sling thinks he's a noob in quite possibly the noobiest terms ever. $10 says he's going to post again to tell me to fuck off... again....

[Sling]

Why is he still posting?

For the Post Count, or because he is a whiney emo bitch who derives meaning from endlessly bitching to others about crappy subjects that noone else gives a crap about.
@Stedar. No offense but, purely for out sanity and not yours, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! If you would simply apologise for being a n00b and making a complete monkey's twat of yourself and mainly if stopped making whiney emo-esque bitching rant posts all of the fucking time, then we would most-likey lay off you. So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, it's the moment you've all been waiting for, it's time for the massive fuck-off post, which, as per usual, is going to be probably in no particular order.

*Takes Deep Breath*
Okay, Stedar, let's face it, we've all been n00bs and made a complete dog's bollocks of ourselves at some point. But you have repeatedly acted in a n00b-like fashion multiple times and have responded to criticism with whiney emo bitch rants. Why the fuck are you complaining why we're having a go at you. I usually know why people have a go at me, and I am mentally disabled and have had my skull repeatedly fractured as a child through various accidents, the details of which I won't go into becuase that would be off-topic. It is evident you have some sort of problem with JLAF and with myself, which could have been resolved by now in PMs etc but you, not only did you make, not one but several, topics bitching about it you have declared war on the entire forum. I may be partially-insane but at least I have the morals and the decency not to deliberately pick a fight with people not involved in a situation I am entangled with. You must be seriously fucked in the brain if you think we owe you anything, least of all respect. Respect needs to be earned by repeatedly adding positive contributions to posts, showing wisdom and knowlede and generally not being a complete piece of ferret shit. Bloody hell, even I know that. Now, I know we're not perfect but there is absolutely no excuse for your actions. Nothing you could have suffered could even amount to a fraction of the hardships I have sufferred, but do you see me crying becuase 2 people have recently started having a go at me? Hell No. You could have at least tried to make sensible, intelligent and rational responses. I can tell you now, it makes me sick to see someone as n00bish as you violently buttfucking the euphoria of this forum and still profess innocence when it is blatantly obvious they are at fault.

Now if you want to be "friends" again, as you called it. Then simply, stop being a FUCKING N00B!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
*Clears Throat*
If any of that was unclear then I apologise, but please take the time to come up with a decent response using well constructed arguments and/or statements incorporating the use of rationality, intelligence and most of all, common sense. You should also take the time to READ THE FORUM RULES. If you respond in the manner of your previous posts then I will no longer regard you as human being. As of this moment there are only 2 people on that list, and I don't want the 3rd to be from this forum as I kinda like it here. So this should, hopefully, give you something to think about and time to wise up.

[Greatchickenman]

It's like Teen's posts but without care to grammar or spelling...

[JLAF]

It's kind of scary that me and sling think almost exactly alike on this issue...