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Postby JLAF » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:03 am

Ahhh... Thank you for reminding me. It always takes me one and a half months to get my procrastinating done, so if I start now I should have just enough time to finish shopping.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:07 am

They call the (Fri)day after thanksgiving "Black Friday" for a reason. I always imagine that dramatic Star wars music playing, with the choir just going 'AAAAAAAAAAH, BLAAA BLAAAAH" and imagine them actually "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, we're fuuuuuuucked!!!! WE'RE FUUUUUUUCKED, GOD-DAMN WE'RE FUCKED! So-Fucked, So-fucked, So-fucked, SO-Fucked!"


you know the one...

And while that's playing, you see your local malls just SACKED of all their goods while shoppers sprint around, looking for name-brand clothing to fill their empty lives.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:23 pm

Shit, christmas is this year!? I completly forgot, thank god this spam bot was here to remind us all. :roll:
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:45 pm

"Future is not the past".

How profound.
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Postby JLAF » Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:13 pm

It's news to me :roll: But I think Sage takes the prize for "best spam bot joke" in this topic :lol:
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:08 am

I vote Teen for worst... in life.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:41 am

When it comes to being a nice guy, Strayed definitely has bragging rights.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:57 am

I can't think of a single thing Strayed is modest about. He probably even compares his levels of social ineptitude in a competitive manner with other people online.
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Postby Sling » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:29 am

Y'know, it's hard to tell whether this is a spam-bot or just a retard who broke their chains and got on their parent's computer.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:42 am

Nope, definitely a spam-bot.
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Postby Sling » Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:48 am

Now that I have evaluated more, yes, I agree. Even though I know some retard who constrcuts his sentecnes in a similar fashion. Hmm...
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