Okay, but seriously. One of my managers at work told me about this true story he heard about in his Ethics class. There was this guy in Germany (a german, probably) who made a webpage of some sort asking if anyone would let him eat them. He had some way to be contacted, like an email address or something. Anywho, some kid replied, I think it was like, a 16-year-old, and he agreed to be eaten. So he goes to the german, signs some papers, and he's gonna be eaten by a german dude. But the kid wants to share a last meal with him first. So the kid cuts off his OWN PENIS and they cook it up and eat it together. Then he was put in a warm bathtub naked so that the blood would come out better. But he wasn't dying quick enough. So the guy cuts him a few more times, and he still isn't dying quite fast enough. So eventually the german just slits his throat, cooks him and eats him. The german got caught when he tried to make a second add on the internet for another kid to eat, but since the kid signed papers it was considered a suicide, and since cannabalism isn't illegal in germany, the guy gets off without a charge.
Okay, but here's the REALLY freaky part. They filmed it. The whole thing. You can watch them cut off the penis. Now, I beseech you, whoever can tolerate ACTUAL FILMED MURDER, to find this video. I probably won't watch it, but hey, someone here might, and they'll be freaked out. Oh, and the jury in the court case saw the video, and they had to get a new jury, cuz they were so mortified. Two of them went into the hospital for psychosis.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the teacher then asked "So is this ethically right?"
