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Postby Poenaensis » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:59 pm

Jera inflicting ye olde steppe 4 there.
"Mum, Grandad says he cant get his bottom set of false teeth out."

"Don, are you all right?"

"I can't get my teeth out"

"that's cause they're real"
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:55 pm

Teen casts "Psychobilly Freakout"!


10 turns later

Teen successfully cast "Psychobilly Freakout".
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Postby Sling » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:02 am

Sling summons a race of Intelligent Giant Gold Bears, wielding Napalm Rocket Launcher's and an army of 1000 unwashed Arabs consecutively.

Jera calls upon the aid of the Badass 5

Sling is promptly annihilated
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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:38 am

Reload your previous save sling, the trick is to give the jera boss a picture of mohammed to whip the arabs into a frenzy.
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Postby Sling » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:33 am

Or I could simply tattoo, "Mohammad and Allah are gay lovers" in Arabic on Jera's forehead, that should do the trick.
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Postby Poenaensis » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:17 am

Sling wrote:Or I could simply tattoo, "Mohammad and Allah are gay lovers" in Arabic on Jera's forehead, that should do the trick.


you can write in arabic? :shock:
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:31 am

Sling wrote:Jera calls upon the aid of the Badass 5


...but nobody came.

Jeramyu gets depressed and leaves.
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Postby Wellsy » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:45 pm

Jera, I think you have to get the Scroll of Summon Badass 5 first. It's in the lower level of the Cave of Interminable Boredom, and you have to fight a level 7 douche-bag to win it.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:50 pm

Wellsy630 wrote:Jera, I think you have to get the Scroll of Summon Badass 5 first. It's in the lower level of the Cave of Interminable Boredom, and you have to fight a level 7 douche-bag to win it.




Wasn't that how you get the Spam Bot Scroll?
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:06 pm

Sarcasm has dropped the On-topicness of the thread to zero
FINISH HIM
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!
fatality
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Postby War » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:40 pm

Who needs the Badass 5 when jear can summon Zalbak!
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:08 pm

Sarcasm wrote:Sarcasm has dropped the On-topicness of the thread to zero
FINISH HIM
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!
fatality
Rocks fall, everyone die






Remember Scorpian's Fatality in the original Mortal Kombat? That was awesome. Why did he turn into a skeleton, though? I always though that was odd.
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:27 pm

Logical failures in fighting games are as common and inexplainable as they are in modern RPGs, you just never notice them in the later because the developers put a large amount of time and resources in distracting you by including porn, of course, they get away with it from all the different rating systems by calling it "fantasy armor" . . .
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:43 pm

This should have ended with the over 9000 post.
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Postby MusashiEX » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:00 pm

Teenr0cker wrote:This should have ended with the over 9000 post.




...it's not over 9000... its...





OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ?!?!??!1!!!?!!1!!!one!!!!?
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