Join the 501st legion today!

[Telephalsion]

http://www.501st.com

Join the finest legion of the Empire today!
The 501st legion, Vader's Fist strives to rid the world of all rebel scum.
They also participate in parades: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9uKb7DjA4Q

with 1766 stormtroopers, 385 Scout Troopers, numerous other imperials and 381 Sith Lords, the Imperial 501st legion is a force to be reconed with.

EDIT: This just in:
-(@)- The 501st's ongoing charity work includes such notable beneficiaries as the Ronald McDonald House, the Special Olympics, Toys for Tots, and the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

This can only prove that Ronal McDonald is evil, why else would he work together with the Empire?

[Sage Of The Wise]

This can only prove that Ronal McDonald is evil, why else would he work together with the Empire?

Better medical plan?

[HolsteinCow]

This can only prove that Ronal McDonald is evil, why else would he work together with the Empire?

Who wouldn't saddle up with the Empire. You get to shoot lightning bolts of of your hands and shit.

[Cryora]

Why did the storm trooper choke to death?



Cause he called Darth Vader "masturbator."

[Telephalsion]

Nice one!