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Happy Birthday to the goddamn Cow.

Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:38 am

Yes, on this day (07-09-04) I was born fourteen years ago. Everybody gets a hefty dose of penicillin!
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:42 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WALKING PIECE OF ROTTING FILTH!
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:43 am

*edits*

Under no circumstances should you ever tell anybody about this.
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Postby blaksun » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:44 am

*snicker*

happy biffdai.
The land beneath the sky,
Echoes of the past decry.
A lost love carried on,
Words to a lonely song.
Everyone must bleed,
Rhue gets the sex he needs


french fries
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:54 am

What ever are you talking about Holstein?... Speak of what?
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Postby Iteroth » Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:52 am

ur not old enuff to use te intarnet
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:08 pm

yeas i am1!1q11111 i haev aol so ez no wondr its #1!!!111!!!!!11!
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Postby Porter » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:48 pm

Happy Birthday Holstein! I hope you got lots of boobs
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Postby Glenn47 » Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:59 pm

Happy B-day Holstein! Sorry I didn't get you a gift. My secretary claims that she doesn't know you, and so she never told me about your happy day. Of course, we ALL know the stories of you and my pretty little secretary... :lol:
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:47 pm

Happy birthday Holstein! I hope you didn't grow boobs
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Postby silent_empath » Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:01 am

Happy B-day Holstein. when do we cut you up and eat ya?......thats what you do with old cows right?......i'm hungry.
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Postby Koren The Wanderer » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:22 pm

Happy two-days-late birthday Holstein!
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Postby Greatchickenman » Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:06 am

Omg! I forgot to say happy birthday! Oh well. I'm in your signature, so that makes up for it :lol: I'm in Excell's signature too :lol: :lol:
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Postby Telephalsion » Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:31 pm

I'm late but:


happy Birthday
to you anyway
I now shall say
a very big YAY
here at "the way"
our cow is gay*



* gay - colourfull, cheerfull, happy
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Any type of female.
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