<Exiled> Hello
<Porter> hey Gwen
* elbissopmI is now known as Impossible
<Porter> get in here
<Porter> this is a new RP
<Guinevere> Hello hello.
<Porter> and these are my good friends
<Porter> Exiled
<GaMa> me no rp
<Porter> who looks like me and is sexy
* Exiled bows
<Porter> GaMa, who kind of idles
* Guinevere laughs.
<Guinevere> Good evenin'~
<Porter> and Impossible, Chaos bringer
<GaMa> kinda, no no no, no kinda
<GaMa> always idles
<GaMa> i'm the idle king x_x
<Guinevere> Rockin'
<Exiled> pfft
<Exiled> yeah right...
<Exiled> anyways
<Porter> exiled goes up there
<Porter> lol
<Impossible> Ooh, so I see a challenge?
<Impossible> Fight! Fight! Fight!
<Exiled> cant take my throne
<Impossible> FOR THE RIGHT TO IDLE!!
* GaMa is now known as IdleKing
<Exiled> so
<Porter> lol
<Porter> Exiled doesnt need nicknames
<Porter> Gwen is working on the website
<Exiled> indeed
<IdleKing> <- AFK
<Exiled> would of never guessed
<Guinevere> lol
* IdleKing is now known as GaMa[AFK]
<Exiled> Website?
<Exiled> hm...
<Porter> yeah
<Porter> with info
<Porter> infomation
<Porter> infooooo
<Guinevere> I need to alter it a bit for this channel...
<Exiled> interesting
<Guinevere> But basically it's Arthurian-time based, takes place on Avalon, inns and the rest of the original stuff. Unless we decided to get to know our characters and create like a sort of team.. make it more organized. Whichever pleases you all
<Exiled> So we should start brainstorming a character?
<Porter> yehea
<Porter> i'm gwens lover
<Porter> we make love
<Guinevere> lol
<Exiled> Thats cool.
<Impossible> I hate coming up with characters. >_<
<Guinevere> The only lover I've ever had on here was X13. So no.
* Exiled thinks
<Porter> lol
* Guinevere loves it.
<Porter> x13 is too much of a stud
<Porter> i cant compete with him
<Porter> eMule is awesome
<Porter> oook
<Exiled> heh
<Porter> i'm Arthur and the Saxon leader
<Porter> so i'll be at war with myself
<Porter> holy shit
<Guinevere> I'm gonna havea couple of characters.
<Porter> no no
<Porter> Exiled
<Porter> your the Saxon leader!
<Exiled> I am?
<Exiled> I mean
<Exiled> damn right I am
<Guinevere> Well he can't just be like.
<Guinevere> * Exiled walx in2 avalon n killz every1
<Porter> he knows of course!
<Exiled> yeah
* Porter summons all the dwarfs to kick his saxon ass
* Exiled says oh shit and runs
* Exiled rolls the d20 to find out he fell down a hill dropped his dagger and landed on it.. rolled off a cliff and got hit my 7 trees on the way down.
<Exiled> "ouch"
* Guinevere rolls .. a joint and enjoys the show?
* Exiled stands up
* Exiled pulls the dagger out of his chest and throws the bloody blade on the ground
* Exiled shouts that he will have his vengence!
<Porter> wow
* Porter pulls out his sword
<Porter> and his cock
<Porter> can you...match.....this?
* Exiled is now known as Nararator
<Porter> :S
* Porter stands in awe
<Porter> where did he go?
<Nararator> "Thus Exiled walked back to his home to make muffins and pancakes for his best friend porter in the whole wide world!"
<Porter>
<Guinevere> lol
* Porter walks to exileds house
* Nararator is now known as Exiled
* Porter knocks on the door
* Exiled opens the door and welcomes him in
<Porter> thank you thank you
<Porter> hey
<Porter> you kind of look like me
<Exiled> Wow
<Exiled> You're ... right
<Impossible> Worst. RP. Ever.
<Porter> what should we do about this?
* Exiled slaps porter
* Porter slaps exiled
<Exiled> Hm. Just wanted to check if I felt it
<Porter> aha!
<Exiled> okay
<Porter> (so what are we going now)
<Porter> i get it
* Renee has joined #avalon
<Renee>
<Porter> hey renee
<Guinevere> Hello Proter
<Porter> Proter
<Renee>
<Guinevere> Porter
<Exiled> Renee
<Exiled> hah
<Renee> fuck me exiled baby
<Guinevere> Awesome.
<Exiled> uh... thats alright
<Renee>
<Renee> dont you remember me?
<Guinevere> Ok wtf.
<Renee> i went to school with you
<Exiled> ...
<Exiled> lol
<Renee> or was my name spelt different?
<Renee> crap
<Renee> i spelt it wrong didnt i
<Impossible> o_O
<Impossible> O_o
<Exiled> depends
<Exiled> who are you acting as?
<Renee> uhm
<Impossible> You spelt your name wrong?
<Exiled> my girlfriend?
<Exiled> if you are...
<Renee> yeah
<Exiled> you didnt go to school with me
<Renee> ohhh
<Exiled> we go to different schools
<Exiled> remember
<Guinevere> Ahahaha.
<Renee> YEAH
<Exiled> and yes its how you spell your name
<Exiled> lol
<Renee> thanks for reminding me
<Renee> i knew that
<Renee> but i'm kind of drunk
<Exiled> no problem porter
<Renee> aksdfjsadf
<Renee> porter?
<Exiled> I mean Renee
<Renee> porter is away
<Renee> see?
* Porter is now known as Porteraway
<Renee>
<Exiled> lol
<Renee> now hes a penguin
* Porteraway is now known as Penguin
<Renee> aha!
<Exiled> arghh A witch@
<Exiled> *
* Penguin is now known as Witch
<Witch> muahahaha
<Exiled> !*
<Exiled> o.o
<Renee> whos the witch now exiled?
<Impossible> (Psst, I think Renee is Pooter. *rolls eyes*)
<Renee> i have something to reveal to you
* Exiled stabs Witch in the eye with a jagged knife
<Guinevere> Okie
<Renee> i know you've touched my chest Ian
<Exiled> Yeah
<Exiled> I have
<Renee> but I have a secret elsewhere
* Renee is now known as Mike
<Mike> I am MIKE!
<Mike> and i have a
<Exiled> lol
* Mike whips out his giant cock
* Guinevere is now known as Your`Mom
<Exiled> really?
* Mike slaps exiled with it
<Exiled> b/c last time I felt... my Renee
* Mike is now known as Mikey
* Your`Mom spanks Mike for being extremely odd.
<Mikey> oh i like that
<Exiled> didnt have a penis
<Mikey> but i dont swing that way
<Mikey> really exiled?
<Your`Mom> Well, hello to the south.
<Mikey> ever hear of a.....hmmmm
<Mikey> strap off weiner?
<Witch> stfu
<Exiled> <.<
<Your`Mom> ô.o
* Witch casts a spell
* Your`Mom is now known as Guinevere
* Witch is now known as Exercist
<Exercist> begone evil spirit
<Exercist> BEGONE
<Mikey> NOOOOOOOOO
<Exiled> lol
* Mikey is now known as Renee
<Renee> omg
<Renee> what happened?
<Exiled> I dont know
<Renee> oh Ian, i'm back
<Exiled> what happened babe?
* Renee pushes her breasts again Ian
<Exercist> hey hey hey
<Exercist> who rescued who?
<Exiled> lol
<Impossible> Someone spelt excorcist wrong.
<Exercist> fuck you man
<Exercist> fuck you
<Exiled> lol
<Exercist> i'm special
<Exiled> Special Ed
* Exercist is now known as wellfukme
<Impossible> omg leik u speelt fuk rong
<wellfukme> ok
<Renee> so....wellfukme
<wellfukme>
<wellfukme>
<Guinevere> u syre did
<wellfukme> fuck you
<Exiled> lol
* wellfukme is now known as Gwen
<Exiled> Porter's spelling is just off
<Gwen> LD
<Renee> i just got off
* Renee is now known as nick
<nick> hahaha
<nick> my nick is nick
* Gwen kicks NICK in the DICK
<nick>
* Impossible kicks DICK in the NICK.
<Exiled> whats the nick?
* nick is now known as Dick
<Dick> oh no you dont!
<Dick> you dont kick dick in the nick
* Impossible kicks dick in the tick
<Dick> that's off premesis
<Dick> esis
<Dick> i have more like a....whale
* Impossible kicks sick in the nick
<Dick> nice Dick dick
<Exiled> whale
<Exiled> wow
<Guinevere> Whoa.
<Gwen>
* Impossible kicks tick in the dick
* Gwen makes love to Dick
<Guinevere> I just realized that you had my name.
<Guinevere> It used to be registered.
* Gwen makes lesbian love to guienevere
<Guinevere> Mispelled your own name, dear?
<Dick> guinevere
<Dick>
<Guinevere> Two s's.
<Gwen> guinevere
<Guinevere> Very good!
<Gwen>
<Gwen> i still have bigger tits
<Guinevere> lol.
* Guinevere likes her tits, thank you very much.
* Guinevere , in fact, likes everything about herself.
* Dick is now known as Porter
<Porter> so do i
<Porter> i like to play with them
<Gwen> i thought you were with me
<Porter> no i like the real gwen better
* Gwen is now known as therealgwen
<therealgwen> take that
<Guinevere> You're fuckin' confusing me. o.O
<Exiled> Porter likes playing with himself
<Exiled> thats what he likes
<Impossible> I am so posting this.
<Porter> whatever works ;D
<Porter> i am sooooo shopping!
* Porter is now known as Impossible_
<Guinevere> lol
<Impossible_> i like little boys
<Impossible> Heh, Guinevere isn't sure if she's Gwen or if Porter is? o_O
* Impossible_ is now known as Gwen
<Guinevere> No.
* Impossible is now known as Porter_
* therealgwen is now known as Gwenevere
<Porter_> i like big boys
<Gwenevere> holy shit
<Gwen>
<Guinevere> .
<Gwen> no
<Gwen> you like me
<Guinevere> yay 3 of me
<Gwenevere> take me
<Gwenevere> looks at these
<Porter_> God.
<Porter_> I'm confused.
* Exiled is now known as GaMaisahomosexual
<Gwenevere> ( . Y . )
<GaMaisahomosexual> Weee
<Gwenevere> their huge
<Porter_> Impossible is now- When did I change my name to Gwen?
<GaMaisahomosexual> but they are...
<Gwenevere> and very disfigured
<GaMaisahomosexual> off
<Gwenevere>
<Porter_> I mean, when did Impossible do that? I did!
<Gwen> ;D
* Porter_ is now known as Impossible_
<Impossible_> WTF am I doing?
<Gwenevere> everyone in here has G
<Gwenevere> for their name
<Gwenevere> oh yeah
<Gwenevere> except one person
* Impossible_ is now known as Gween
<Guinevere> .
<Gwen> :
<GaMaisahomosexual> Im waiting for GaMa to get bakc
<Gwen> G!
<GaMaisahomosexual> back*
<Gwen> lol
<Gwen> is he bacl
<Guinevere> The snake behind me hisses what my damage could have been~
<Gwen> sadkf
<Guinevere> And I feel this comin' over like a storm again~
<Guinevere> I am too~
<Guinevere> Connected to~
* Gween is now known as therealgween
<Guinevere> Slip away~
<Guinevere> Fade away~
<Guinevere> Days away, I still feel you~
<Guinevere> Touchin' me, changin' me, and considerately killing me~
* therealgween is now known as Guinever
* Guinever is now known as Exiled
* Gwen has a big orgy with herself
<Gwen> crap
* Gwen has quit IRC (Quit: OH NOOO)
<Guinevere> wow
* Exiled idles.
* Gwenevere is now known as Porter
* Porter idles
<Porter> .
<Porter>
* Exiled idles BETTER than Porter.
<GaMaisahomosexual> damn right he does
* GaMaisahomosexual is now known as GaMa
* Porter kicks Gama
<GaMa> Diiieeeee
<GaMa> I am not good at idleing
<GaMa> Exiled is the king!!!
<Porter> heh
<Porter> bam
* GaMa is now known as weee
<Exiled> Yes, I am.
<Porter> didnt you reg your name exiled?
<Exiled> I'm the king and the queen and the prince.
<Exiled> What are you talking about?
<Exiled> This name is registered
<Porter> why isnt it killing you?
<Porter> you should be DYNuser32423
<Porter> or something
<Guinevere> .
<Exiled> Why? i know my own damn password
* Guinevere giggles.
* Porter is now known as Impossible
* Guinevere is now known as Calixte
<Impossible>
* Exiled idles.
* Impossible is now known as Dyn_User7850959
<Exiled> Ouch
<Calixte> lol
<Calixte> Time for a new nick!
<Dyn_User7850959>
<Exiled> Now change to Gwen or something so we can all be confused again.
<Calixte> lol
<Exiled> Wee
* weee is now known as peni
* Calixte is now known as Maynard
* peni is now known as Pe-nis
* Dyn_User7850959 is now known as peni5
<peni5>
<Maynard> come ride teh 2 inchez of pure hell LOLOL
))
* peni5 sets mode: -o peni5
<Pe-nis> =)
* Maynard is now known as Miette
* peni5 is now known as Pe-ni5
<Pe-ni5>
<Pe-nis>
* Miette <3 maynard
* Pe-ni5 <3 vagina
* Miette is now known as Lesambleu
<Exiled> Hey, let's start a new club.
<Exiled> A pen fan club
<Lesambleu> OKE!
<Exiled> We could call it Pen 15.
<Exiled> And write "PEN 15" in big bold letters on our arms and forhead.
<Pe-ni5> ok impossible
<Pe-ni5> give Exiled his name back
<Exiled> ?
<Exiled> Impossible has my name?
<Exiled> Which Pe-nis is him?
<Lesambleu> Ahahaha
<Exiled> I haven't been paying attention, I was off idling.
* Pe-nis is now known as TherealExiled
<Pe-ni5> Exiled is ~impos1999@DynastyNet
<TherealExiled> =D
<Exiled> Oh yeah, I hacked Impossi
<Exiled> I forget to mention.
<Pe-ni5>
<Lesambleu> mpossi
<Lesambleu> impossi
<Lesambleu>
))
<Exiled> I would never call myself- I mean, Impossile would never call himself something like that
<Lesambleu> lol
<TherealExiled> he would more like me Possey
* TherealExiled is now known as Possey
<Possey> Hey its impossible!
<Pe-ni5> no shit
<Possey> I changed my nick
* Pe-ni5 is now known as Porter
<Lesambleu> Pussy?
<Lesambleu> OH
<Lesambleu> POSSEY
<Possey> to show im really down with my two nickle plated 45s
<Possey> G
<Possey> nigga
<Possey> word
<Possey> shizzlemynizzle
* Exiled is now known as Impossible
<Impossible> Losers.
* Possey is now known as Exiled
<Exiled> great
<Exiled> you registered
<Impossible> Heheh.
<Impossible> Damn.
<Impossible> You weren't meant to notice.
<Impossible> Then I could come in imping you. >_> <_<
<Porter> impossible you fucker
* Exiled is now known as Dyn_User7850960
* Lesambleu is now known as Guinevere
<Porter> tell him the password
<Porter> or you shall be banned from #theway
* Dyn_User7850960 is now known as Exiled1
<Impossible> Hold on.
<Impossible> I'll change it.
* Impossible is now known as Exiled
<Exiled> Wait...
<Exiled> Can you change it?
<Porter> yeah
<Porter> you can change the password
* Exiled is now known as Impossible
<Impossible> ir teh impossebel i rul da world!
* Exiled1 is now known as Exiled
<Impossible> dud u took my nam
<Impossible> imm a fukin loser
<Impossible> Stop it!
* Exiled is now known as Exiled1
* Impossible is now known as Exiled
<Guinevere> Dude.
<Guinevere> Chill.
<Guinevere> Do you not know your password?
<Exiled> I'm not telling him. >_>
* Exiled is now known as Impossible
<Guinevere>
* Exiled is now known as Exiled1
* Guinevere needs to cut her hair.
<Guinevere> It's gotten too long.
<Porter> really?
<Porter> can i do it
<Guinevere> No!
<Porter> impossible you dink
<Exiled1> damnit impossible
* Guinevere sneezes.
<Impossible> Is there are way to just change my password? >_<
<Impossible> Ah.
<Impossible> Hold on.
<Porter> tell Exiled the password
<Porter> then he can change it
<Impossible> -NickServ- Password changed to exiledisgay
<Impossible> There we go.
<Impossible> Change back now and use that password.
* Guinevere is now known as Exiled
<Exiled>
<Impossible> omg leik exiled is gay
<Exiled> omeg ya
* Exiled is now known as Guinevere
<Porter> now you can change your password exiled
<Exiled1> im got good with Irc how do I do that?
<Impossible> ./ns SET PASSWORD exiledisgay
<Porter> now
<Porter> change your nick to exiled
* Exiled1 is now known as Exiled
<Porter> /msg nickserv identify exiledisgay
<Guinevere> lol
<Porter> then
<Guinevere> It's the wrong password.
<Porter> impossible you ass
<Impossible> ?
* Exiled is now known as Exiled1
<Impossible> The password is exiledisgay
<Impossible> Unless Guinevere changed it.
<Impossible> Bitch.
<Guinevere> Hahaha.
<Guinevere> I did not.
<Guinevere> Asshole.
<Guinevere> *00:55* -NickServ- Password incorrect.
<Guinevere> -
* Impossible is now known as Exiled
<Exiled1> ...
<Exiled> Shit
<Exiled> you're right.
<Exiled> It doesn't work.
<Guinevere> lol
<Guinevere> Just contact one of the opers, Exiled. They'll tell you your password.
<Exiled> Oh.
<Exiled> Wait.
<Exiled> Got it.
* Exiled is now known as Impossible
<Impossible> Fixed.
* Exiled1 is now known as Exiled
<Impossible> Shit
<Impossible> Ah!
<Impossible> MY PASSWORD!
<Impossible> WAH!
* Exiled is now known as Exiled1
<Impossible> WHO STOLE MY ACCOUNT?!
<Impossible> lol
<Impossible> Shit.
<Impossible> I changed *my* password before.
<Impossible> That's why.
<Impossible> But I changed yours then.
<Exiled1> changed to?
<Impossible> exiledisgay
<Exiled1> exiledisgay
<Exiled1> then how do I login under that as my password?
<Porter> /msg nickserv identify exiledisgay
<Impossible> It'll tell you.
<Impossible> In the server window.
<Impossible> Yeah, that.
<Impossible> It says that there.
* Exiled1 is now known as Exiled
<Impossible> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BEING SUCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Impossible> SAVE ME!
* Guinevere laughs.
<Exiled> okay
<Exiled> now how do I change it?
<Impossible> WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
<Impossible> I told you how to change it already.
<Guinevere> /ns set pass <new password>
<Guinevere> I think.
<Exiled> yes
<Guinevere> I've been gone from IRC so long.
<Exiled> Thankyou
<Porter> gwen is sooo nice
<Porter> to X13
<Guinevere> My oper skillz hav vanished
<Impossible> HELP!
<Impossible> ...
<Impossible> Dammit!
<Impossible> Why the hell didn't I change to a bloody DynUser?
<Impossible> It was meant to be some big dramatic fall.
<Impossible> Because my password wasn't working.
<Guinevere> Because your password is exiledisgay.
<Impossible> And I supposedly had no idea what it was.
<Impossible> Even though I knew it was exiledisgay
<Impossible> >_<
* Guinevere giggles insanely.
<Impossible> I was pretending I didn't, so there would be some climax. AND MY NAME NEVER CHANGED!
<Guinevere> lmao
