The Way Survivor Day 8 - A Strayed Victory

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The Way Survivor Day 8 - A Strayed Victory

Postby Porter » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:10 pm

So Iteroth, Porter, Jeramyu and Holsteincow were still searching for the strings of life to save the world, unless you were Holsteincow, who just wanted to kill the Rolls Royce people for trapping him, also to get some free toys from the man up north. Why he wanted toys? We'll just leave it at that.

On their way up Jeramyu and Porter were freezing hell, but Holstein had his cow hide and Iteroth had a brewski, which he tought kept him warm.

"Well at least it makes me feel warm," Iteroth said.

On their way up Porter and Jeramyu needed serious warmth help.

"Jeramyu, we're going to have to do something drastic to live to save the world," Porter said.
"But what can we do to keep warm?" Jeramyu asked
"HAHA, look at me, I have lots of fat under this cow hide, and I'm warm," Holstein added.

Jeramyu and Porter looked at each other...
"Are we so cruel as to do something like that?" Porter asked.
"Porter, we have to save the world, and he only wants toys," Jeramyu insisted.
"Ok, lets do it," Porter said.

Holstein turned around and saw Porter and Jeramyu coming at him.

"We're very sorry Holstein, but what has to be done, must be done," Jeramyu said.

After they were done, they said, "Holstein's bravery will live on forever.....as these......he helped save the world!"

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"They certainly are warm," Porter said.

Soon after the trio of heros found a house up in a very small eskimo villiage, a girl welcomed them in.....it was Lyrra.....scheming....

"hahaha, I'll just lure them in and kill them...like master said." Lyrra said to herself.

After a hearty meal of unknown poison, Porter, Jeramyu and Iteroth knew what she really was.

"YOU, you are from THE WAY!!! Guys, let's get her!" Iteroth yelled.
"OhHH, but you can't the poison inside of you is already taking it's toll upon your bodies." Lyrra added evily.

"She's right, I can feel myself drifting away." Jeramyu said.

WHoooooooooooshhhh, a figure burst into the scene bearing 3 antidotes.

"It's Strayed Wanderer!!! Thank god!" Porter said.
"Don't worry guys, I heard about Holstein's sacrifice for the cause and I hurried to help right away." Strayed said, "Oh, I see Jeramyu is here......"

"Help me Strayed...." Jeramyu said.

Strayed then administered 2 antidotes to Porter and Iteroth, "I hate you Jeramyu," Strayed said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Jeramyu shouted as he took his last breath.

Strayed laughed evilly....then killed Lyrra, "Take this, I hate you." Strayed said after.

"Well," Iteroth said as him and Porter looked on in shock, "That was kind of harsh...."
"Well shit happens, are we going to save the world or not?" Strayed added

The three heroes continued their quest north, of course Iteroth and Porter were scared shitless.

Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
6) Lyrra

Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
7) Cetsa
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:26 pm

There Strayed, ya happy? You killed me.

Hmmm... Lexus.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:27 pm

I don't hate him enough to not give him the antidote, I'd just cut his head off and use it to ward away evil (ie: newbie). And of course, you are gonna kill me off next... won't that be fun?

Why do I have a feeling newbie is gonna make a cameo appearance...

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Postby Non-Sequitur » Tue Jul 20, 2004 2:34 pm

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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:30 pm

phantom slasher
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby OverlordBill » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:35 pm

When do I get to be in one? Or have I been in one and don't know it...
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:22 pm

You don't get to be in one because you aren't important...

*does the important dance... again*
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Postby Excell » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:26 pm

Cetsa. What about me?
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Postby Exiled » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:46 pm

Phantom Slasher, biotch.
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Postby War » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:28 am

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<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:33 am

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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:55 pm

Flaming whores... live Phantom Slasher! LIVE!!!!
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Postby silent_empath » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:54 pm

It would apear my vote won't count for much in this weeks evil malicious fun but here goes.



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Postby Porter » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:39 pm

Cesta 8)
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:33 am

Yay Silent and Porter! Long live the slasher!
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