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Postby Porter » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:31 pm

Exiled wrote:Going out by wanking (its how I wana go anyways...)

Having sex with michael jackson or richard simmons?


not going there mate
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Postby Exiled » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:13 pm

Porter wrote:not going there mate


better? :)
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jul 21, 2004 2:06 pm

NEITHER!

Moving right along...


monkey pox or chicken pox
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Any type of female.
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Postby silent_empath » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:59 pm

Monkey pox.... never tried em


Today or tomorrow?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:37 am

I like Tomorrow... today sucks.

Maimed by an axe wielding penguin
or
Shot by rifle toting tortoise
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:20 am

Shot by tortoise.


Eat three mouthfulls of radioactive waste.
OR
Wake up every morning by being catapulted from bved and land in porters bathroom.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby silent_empath » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:41 am

Radio active waste





Piano

or

Saxaphone
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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:04 am

Piano.

Puns or Death?
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:08 am

.... as much as I hate them, i'll go with PUNS!




yes or no
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:11 pm

No, it's more... um... negative...


Super Hot Mermaid Dryad Nymph Elf Chick whos only thought is mating and can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it

or

TheWayNewb

(Talk about a no-brainer)
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 22, 2004 12:55 pm

Super Hot Mermaid Dryad Nymph Elf Chick whos only thought is mating and can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it
definately

(Depends what you're supposed to do though)


ahem:


To be or not to be
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Jul 22, 2004 1:24 pm

It totally Depends on the situation, like, To be God, or to not be Crap...

but I'm not getting into a philosophical debate, LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE!
To be...

Cocktail Sticks being ramed down gap between fingers and finger nails

or

Pulling out your own eye, with Sand paper skin.
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Postby silent_empath » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:44 pm

gonna have to go with the eye removal on that one it sounds much more disgustingly painful.






Why?

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Why Not?
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:48 pm

why not?

I'd like to know the bad things taht can happen =D



cat, or dog?
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Any type of female.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:06 pm

Dog, cat's are too arrogant, lazy, up themselves... posh.. etc.

:oops:

or

:roll:
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