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Postby HolsteinCow » Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:27 pm

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby Undead Lord » Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:46 pm

:D lol
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Postby Porter » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:16 pm

Just when I thought Holstein conjourned this thing.
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:18 pm

You just need a bigger penis. My orgasms last like... friggin forever.
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Postby Porter » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:20 pm

ok bill..... :?
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Postby Iteroth » Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:27 pm

HAHA MASTURBATION.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:09 pm

Does anybody realise, that when your dick goes over a certain length... no body finds it attractive. And there is that guy with such a big dick he faints from lack of blood when he gets a hard one. Sucks to be him.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:00 pm

Fitz Tayo wrote:Does anybody realise, that when your dick goes over a certain length... no body finds it attractive. And there is that guy with such a big dick he faints from lack of blood when he gets a hard one. Sucks to be him.



Wow. that really, really sucks for him.
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:11 pm

Why don't they just force him to maintain an erection and pump extra blood into him? Problem solved. Except if he ever lost the erection the rest of his body would swell up like a balloon until something popped. But hey, less competition for me.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:56 pm

Dude. that is the sickest thing i've ever heard bill. Besides, facts show that the more men talk about their penis size, the smaller it really is. Unless you're black of course.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Fri Aug 06, 2004 3:59 pm

But... um... I know... I was doing reverse psychologie, so when all you guys assumed my dick is small... you wouldn't feel so bad... or something... no wait, yeah that's it...
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