mIRC quotes

[War]

Just post your mIRC #theway quotes here.


<OverlordBill> ... Name: MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE Race: MUTATED WEEVIL-HUMAN HYBRID History: Grown in a bunker ten miles beneath the surface of the earth, MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE's only friends are his finger puppets, Betty and Frederick. Little is known about MORGOTH, SLAYER OF THE PURE's reason for being brought into being, except for the whole slaying thing and there being a war and all.
<OverlordBill> Huh, Huh what do you think?
<WarV> ummm
<WarV> kind of
<WarV> it can kind of work
<OverlordBill> You don't think having a second finger puppet was over-doing it do you?
<OverlordBill> I KNEW I WOULD SCREW IT UP!
<WarV> but it sounds liek your making a joke of everything
<OverlordBill> I RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!
[11.22.54 PM] * OverlordBill runs off to sob and write in his diary.
<OverlordBill> Dear Diary,
<OverlordBill> Today was a very bad day. First I woke up and rolled out of bed only to discover that the floor had been stolen in the night and I was standing on the pipes. I slipped and fell and smacked my head on the wall making a big hole. I hope mom doesn't find out.
<OverlordBill> Anyways, I went downstairs to eat breakfast but we were all out of cereal. I looked around but could only find Dad's Albert Einstein Box of Bran Flakes. Supposedly the type of Bran Albert Einstein ate. I ate myself a bowl but the rest of the day I've had the runs.
<OverlordBill> I came back upstairs to get on the computer but I found my printer having an illicit love affair with my scanner. I was so disgusted I threw them both out the door.
<OverlordBill> Things were going fine until I screwed everything up like I always do. You're the only one I can talk to diary.
<OverlordBill> Diary... I have something to ask you... Will you marry me? I'll wait for your decision until tommorow. Until then my sweet.
<OverlordBill> -Billiam
<OverlordBill> WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?! CAN'T I PROPOSE TO MY DIARY IN PEACE?!
<WarV> your
<WarV> ...
<WarV> freaking Jeramyu out
<OverlordBill> Are you Jeramyu? I think not!
<WarV> I have to tell you something
<WarV> Me and Jeramyu
<WarV> are
<WarV> are
<WarV> Conjoined tiwns
<OverlordBill> Wow. I didn't think anything could beat my stupidity.
<OverlordBill> But that, that takes idiocy to a whole new level.
<WarV> yep
<OverlordBill> I feel I must award you with something.
<OverlordBill> I know, I'll leave. Good bye.
<WarV> well I need something to beat your propose to your diary


<WarV> I need to get the money to buy it
<Jeramyu> whoah
<Jeramyu> You need money to but things?
<Jeramyu> BUT!
<Jeramyu> There's a typo for the ages
<WarV> its says buy

[Porter]

bam Jeramyu, looks like i gotta dig into the logs

[Impossible]

<WarV> I need to get the money to buy it
<Jeramyu> whoah
<Jeramyu> You need money to but things?
<Jeramyu> BUT!
<Jeramyu> There's a typo for the ages
<WarV> its says buy

Heh, that's brilliant. Someone should also post the full version of the one in my sig.

[Porter]

of course there's impossible who never get's any quote, because he never chats

[EmperorJeramyu]

* Piraja has joined #theway
<Jeramyu> jgfhjtfgh
<Darkbane> psuigdfr?
<Jeramyu> njkjnlkujb!
<Telephalsion> zblgjbgz?
<Telephalsion> bxfghbx....
<Jeramyu> uiyityjmnb...
<Telephalsion> SRGS!
<Jeramyu> "yuitcnbmhg"
<Jeramyu> (bhcncgbnvc)
<Telephalsion> styb... sbytsn xtdnty!!
* Telephalsion ssbhtsb sdlhmhu pjmjt!!!!DSDF!11
<Jeramyu> khkjvhkurafagoytyhb nbkhjgkjbvvbvj!!!!!!!!
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One way to scare someone off...

[Porter]

your sig Jera has to be one of the best, easily

[OverlordBill]

I have said so many classy things. I'll have to look through the logs and pull out the best ones.

[OverlordBill]

<OverlordBill> Has Lun ever been in a porno?

<OverlordBill> Drawing? But you can't kill people with drawing... Well... I suppose you could choke them with eraser bits... But that takes too long. I could make muffins!
<OverlordBill> Poisonous muffins.
<LunC> ...
<LunC> No comment.
*** OverlordBill is now known as Announcer
<EightSlicesOfPie> Announcer?
<Announcer> And so OverlordBill goes off to find the perfect recipe for the poisonous muffin. He meets many pastry chefs and homeless bums on his way to the land of the holy batter.
*** Announcer is now known as HomelessBum
<HomelessBum> Get offa my box! *Deals 32 damage*
*** HomelessBum is now known as OverlordBill
<OverlordBill> I am so funny! LAUGH!

<OverlordBill> You better not be Heterophobic and Homophobic... The only thing left is being asexual. And let me tell you, its not fun to split in two every 24 hours.

<OverlordBillX> Mooties. The food of the not so distant mooture.
(I'M GETTING CLOSER TO THE DEFINITION OF MOOB!)

<OverlordBillX> Did you know that I own a pig? At least a bunch of dead parts of a pig. I could create a franken pig! Mmm... Meaty.

<Jeramyu> Porter, talk some sense into Bill. He thinks MC Donald's fries are better than Burger King's.
<Porter> heh
<OverlordBill> All fries are equal under the grace of the lord. Natas.
<Jeramyu> shut it, bitch. BK's are better.
<Porter> i cant say wjps
<Porter> whos
<OverlordBill> Bitch?! I AM A FULL FLEDGED BASTARD CHILD THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
<Jeramyu> shut it, bitch.
<OverlordBill> Go shack a goat.
<Jeramyu> FINE
<Jeramyu> I WILL
(Did you take pictures Jeramyu?)

<OverlordBill> You refuse to stop talking about Slade?
<OverlordBill> Hmm...
<OverlordBill> What if I told you that Slade raped little girls?
<Leopaldon> been there, done that
<OverlordBill> What if I told you that Slade raped little boys?
<Leopaldon> So? I still think MJ is neat...
<Leopaldon> So I am fine with it
<OverlordBill> What if I told you... Slade makes hot steamy love to animals... AND cars?
<OverlordBill> Uh... AND YO MOMMA?!

<OverlordBillX> Billex. Much more expensive and shiny than Rollex.
<MrY> Billex, like a FARM PESTICIDE.
(See how MrY constantly insults me?)

*** Mode change "+b *!*@*.twcny.rr.com" for channel #theway by WarV
<OverlordBill> Mwahahahaha.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> You can't hear me.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<WarV> KaBAN
<OverlordBill> Nananananannana.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> Hahaha.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> I have a big willy.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> Yours is small.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> And puny.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> Mine is GIGUNDONORMOUS.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<FitzTayo> Hahah
<OverlordBill> IT IS HUGE.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> MASSIVE.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> IT WOULD EAT YOU.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<OverlordBill> Or maybe you would eat it...
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
<FitzTayo> He was annoying...
<OverlordBill> PORQUE.
*** OverlordBill: Cannot send to channel.
*** Mode change "-b *!*@*.twcny.rr.com" for channel #theway by Porter
<OverlordBill> Aw...
<OverlordBill> Now you can hear me when I talk.

<OverlordBill> OBX is a car that sings comical songs, can cook small meals and glows in the dark.

<OverlordBill> Eat my dust.
* OverlordBill makes dust.

<OverlordBill> I especially like to smack little children.

*** Join to #theway completed in 7 seconds.
*** Exiled (Exiled@DynastyNet-8804.myviscom.com) has joined channel #theway
<OverlordBill> YO YO YO.
<Exiled> yo yo yo, ineed.
<Exiled> indeed*
<OverlordBill> Need what?
<Exiled> your mom....
<OverlordBill> Dude... Me to.
<Exiled> really?
<Exiled> we must be like... related
<Exiled> or something <.<
<OverlordBill> INCEST?!
<OverlordBill> Kinky.
<Exiled> gotta love it
<OverlordBill> You know it. Now lets go get sis and get the dirty dirty on.
<Exiled> nah
<Exiled> not sis
<Exiled> aunt
<OverlordBill> Oooh... going for a bit of bondage are we?
<Exiled> why not?
Session Close (#theway): Mon May 17 20:00:08 2004

*** Kiijiri (~Kii@DynastyNet-33349.home.cgocable.net) has joined channel #theway
<OverlordBill> LALALA.
<Kiijiri> ??
<OverlordBill> What?
<Kiijiri> what? I didnt say anything..
<OverlordBill> FINE.
<Kiijiri> ok! be that way!
<OverlordBill> I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN! And give me back my Elvis record you prude!
<Kiijiri> FINE! take back your stupid elvis! ..... .....
<Kiijiri> so hows it going?
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<OverlordBill> Pretty good.
<Kiijiri> hmm..soo...this is about all that goes on in here? >.>
<OverlordBill> Sometimes Porter steals my muffins.
<OverlordBill> Don't worry. That doesn't mean anything dirty.

<Exiled> I have a nice granny
<Exiled> gives the best head on this side of the mississippi
<Exiled> ask bill
<Kiijiri> ah? well im sure you have fun at grannys house >> next to a hooters? o.O
<OverlordBill> My Great Grandma was a hooker.
<Kiijiri> did you work with her? o-p
<Exiled> no
<Exiled> I did
<OverlordBill> GREAT Grandmother.
* Exiled nods
<OverlordBill> INCREDIBLY OLDER THAN MYSELF.
<OverlordBill> AND DEAD.
<Exiled> some people call what me and bill...
<Exiled> well Necrofilishm
(Necrofilishm)

<OverlordBill> I go to school with rich kids.
<Kiijiri> ahh? I'm chris and no one really knows who I am...including me....so Im just going with whatever >>
<OverlordBill> I hate them.
<Beholderseye> lol
<OverlordBill> Too damn rich.
<Kiijiri> I go to school with poor kids....rich compaired to me...>>
<Beholderseye> that's always fun...
<Beholderseye> lol
<OverlordBill> They actually had a conversation about which dollar bill was better to wipe their ass with.
<OverlordBill> I hate them.
<Beholderseye> oh yeah.. that would get me steamed, over
<Beholderseye> lol
<Kiijiri> yaa...all I ever hear about is drugs and marketing...you'd think there'd be atleast one snob....well...one male snob
<OverlordBill> Damn shits settled on a hundred too.
<Kiijiri> well...
<OverlordBill> I was gonna try until I heard that.

<OverlordBill> LUN! Is it true that you programmed subliminal messages into your game telling young children to overthrow their parents?
<LunC> Maybe......
(I always knew Lun was PURE EVIL.)

And thats it for today. I didn't get a quarter of the way through. I'll pick up again in a while. If anyone actually read through all of that, you deserve a medal. A bronze one, that's slightly dented, and smells like dog doodie.

[War]

<WarV> he is banned OverlordBill
<WarV> you don't have to worry
<OverlordBill> Yes.... Yes.... banned... don't worry... banned......
<WarV> so when is the wedding?
<WarV> OverlordBill?
<OverlordBill> What?
<OverlordBill> Oh. Right.
<WarV> Didn't you propose to your Diary?
<OverlordBill> The diary. I got tired of her rampant sexual antics with the pen and threw her in the fireplace.
<Strayed> ...
<WarV> You stuff keeps having sex with other stuff you have'
<Telephalsion> indeed
<Telephalsion> so sohuld the jibberish
<OverlordBill> <WarV> You stuff keeps having sex with other stuff you have <-- That's because of my massive production of SEXY pheremones.

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

GIVE ME THE MEDAL!!!!! Mj... funny

[EmperorJeramyu]

Here's some old stuff...

[19:19] <Jeramyu> I was talking about your story, dumbass
[19:19] <Impossible> o_O
[19:19] <Impossible> Stories have chords?
[19:19] <Jeramyu> lol
[19:20] <Impossible> <Jeramyu> it needed more chords
[19:21] <Impossible> So how can I give it the same feeling as the introduction of The Way?
[19:21] <Porter> by writing it right
[19:22] <Jeramyu> ooooooo

Wonder why a bunch of us hate GW...?

[20:15] <Iteroth> Is the Way site down, or is my browser messed up?
[20:15] <Jeramyu> It's down
[20:15] <Jeramyu> Because GW is down
[20:16] <Porter> :P
[20:16] <Porter> fucking GW is down

For those of you who are wondering what sbf was like...

[20:46] <sbf> and rm2k3 had more dbs features
[20:46] <sbf> fuck fuck fuck
[20:46] <sbf> and the max...
[20:46] <sbf> 9999 glory
[20:46] <sbf> er...
[20:47] * sbf : 9999 glroy
[20:47] <sbf> glory*
[20:47] <sbf> AND...
[20:47] <sbf> ...
[20:47] <sbf> forgot
[20:47] <sbf> the charbattleset
[20:47] <sbf> er
[20:47] <sbf> whatever
[20:47] <sbf> I would make it for no reasom
[20:47] <sbf> reason*
[20:48] <sbf> if I were to go with rm2k
[20:48] <sbf> ...
[20:48] <sbf> and the menu
[20:48] * sbf says it can be more custom in rm2k3
[20:48] <sbf> er
[20:48] <sbf> well kinda
[20:48] <sbf> kbngbghutglkhgth
[20:48] <sbf> gamesgamesgames
[20:49] <sbf> kflgug I want a complex bs in my game and the only way to do that is with the dbs
[20:50] <sbf> or if you are a freak of na-games then you can do it with a cbs
[20:50] <sbf> nice ba for rm2k3
[20:51] * sbf likes da new thunder dance
[20:52] * sbf likes the fact that you can actually see da charas in the dbs
[20:52] <sbf> in rm2k3
[20:52] <sbf> no luck on the facset yet...
[20:52] <sbf> faceset*
[20:52] <Iteroth> Just make a custom one.
[20:52] <Iteroth> It's EASY!
[20:52] * sbf 's faceset is scary
[20:52] <sbf> yes i know
[20:53] <sbf> but it can't get complicated
[20:53] <sbf> er
[20:53] <sbf> can
[20:53] <sbf> but
[20:53] <sbf> ...

[21:49] <Jeramyu> ROSHAMBO!
[21:49] * sbf kicks jeramyu in midair
[21:49] * Jeramyu kicks sbf in the nuts
[21:49] <sbf> little
[21:49] <sbf> fighter
[21:49] * Jeramyu kicks Porter in the nuts
[21:49] <sbf> 2
[21:49] * Jeramyu kicks Impossible in the nuts
[21:50] * Jeramyu kicks Jupiter in the nuts
[21:50] * sbf pops jeramyu's balls
[21:50] * Jeramyu kicks ChanBot in the nuts
[21:50] * Jeramyu regrows his balls
[21:50] <Jeramyu> I WIN
[21:50] <Jeramyu> Goddamn it
[21:50] <Impossible> Ow, my nuts.
[21:51] <sbf> well
[21:51] <sbf> I got kicked before
[21:51] <sbf> I survived
[21:51] <sbf> fuck regrowing balls
[21:51] <sbf> 0_o
[21:51] <sbf> ow my eye
[21:51] <sbf> 0_o
[21:52] <sbf> O_o
[21:52] <sbf> there we go
[21:52] <sbf> it had glue
[21:52] <sbf> yanna

(After this, War showed up, and we broke out into RPing)

Later...

[15:24] <sbf> FUCKIN STABLE FREAK??!???!
[15:25] <sbf> FAIR COMPLAINT HEHEHE
[15:26] <sbf> BUT COME ON STABLE FREAK!?!??!
[15:26] <sbf> GGG
[15:26] <sbf> gg
[15:26] * sbf is the war of the adepts defending champ
[15:28] <Porter> well spirit?>
[15:29] <Iteroth> WOW,
[15:30] <Jeramyu> 1ST PLACE!
[15:30] <Porter> ?
[15:32] <sbf> !!!
[15:32] <sbf> YEAH
[15:32] <sbf> WHOOOOHOOOOO
[15:32] <sbf> I BEAT HIS ASS
[15:32] <Iteroth> 1ST PLACE INDEED.
[15:33] <sbf> YEDER I ISH GO MAIL IT
[15:35] <sbf> OH WHAT I THINK WELL EITHER MY COMP IS CRAPPY OR SOMETHING BUT A TINY BIT SHAKY AT TIMES BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[15:35] <Jeramyu> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:35] <sbf> ???????
[15:35] <Jeramyu> HATE SERIAL GAPS
[15:36] <sbf> ANYWAY
[15:36] <sbf> SOMETHING
[15:36] <Iteroth> Mmm Cereal gaps.
[15:37] <sbf> YUMMY
[15:37] <Jeramyu> Anyone here play Fzero GX?
[15:38] <sbf> GGJFD
[15:38] <sbf> !!!!
[15:38] <sbf> THAT GAME
[15:39] <sbf> WHAT BOUT IT
[15:39] <Porter> i need a bloody logo
[15:39] <Porter> and a webpage layout
[15:39] <sbf> I NEED MONEY
[15:40] <sbf> JHJUYJHYHYUJYUJYU
[15:41] <Iteroth> I ALSO NEED MONEY
[15:42] <sbf> IK
[15:42] <sbf> HJH
[15:42] <sbf> J
[15:42] <sbf> H
[15:42] <sbf> JH
[15:42] <sbf> BOOOIN
[15:42] <sbf> ACK STUPID RM2K
[15:42] <sbf> IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID WHEN
[15:42] <sbf> FG
[15:42] <sbf> BH

PORTER, READ THIS. LOL

[15:43] <Jeramyu> Proter
[15:43] <Porter> yeah
[15:43] <Jeramyu> How long is the #theway game so far?
[15:43] <Porter> like 20 minutes of gametime
[15:43] <Porter> 20 more and it'll be episode one

THAT WAS IN APRIL

More fun back in the day...

[19:40] * Jeramyu is now known as Impossible
[19:40] <Impossible> >_<
[19:40] <Iteroth> This is hilarious.
[19:40] <Impossible> >_>
[19:40] <Impossible> <_<
[19:40] <Impossible> (No, my character IS god)
[19:40] <Impossible> >_<
[19:40] <Impossible> Fuck
[19:40] <Impossible> >_<
[19:40] <Iteroth> >_< PFFTP! (Farting?) :P
[19:41] * seeroffuture is now known as IP
[19:41] <Impossible> (Stop acting like Faenus can't launch nuclear missiles)
[19:41] * Impossible is now known as Jeramyu
[19:42] * Iteroth is now known as sbf
[19:42] <sbf> HA HA!
[19:42] <Porter> lol
[19:42] <Porter> register it!
[19:42] <sbf> Hehe.
[19:42] <IP> ...
[19:42] <Porter> he's not happy
[19:42] <sbf> What? Something wrong, IP?
[19:42] <Porter> when you see the "..."
[19:42] <Porter> you know somethings wrong
[19:42] <Porter> ...
[19:43] <sbf> lol
[19:43] <Jeramyu> Ooo, me next
[19:43] * sbf is now known as Iteroth
[19:43] * Jeramyu is now known as sbf
[19:43] <sbf> KFLJ:SRHAJR:KA
[19:43] <sbf> zslljdKhnKLjth$()o47h6908AKHLRJY
[19:43] <sbf> CAPS
[19:43] <sbf> CAPS
[19:43] <sbf> WARRARARARGAGRHARHAHRHARH
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <IP> YOU FIXED IT
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <sbf> LINE
[19:43] <IP> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:43] <IP> FHBTYJUYKJUIKIKI
[19:43] <sbf> LKFJLADKROEIIRUM%LIUTLJ:>LSKRJT>LSJITPLIP
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <Iteroth> LOL!
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <sbf> LOL I"M GOING EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <sbf> MOO
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <Porter> >:(
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <Porter> grrr
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> KIKJKJKIKIMK,OKLOILOL
[19:43] <IP> shit
[19:44] * sbf is now known as Jeramyu
[19:44] * Porter is getting ready to open a can of whoopass

[19:49] <Jeramyu> 3
[19:49] <Jeramyu> 2
[19:49] <Jeramyu> 1
[19:49] * Jeramyu sets mode: +o IP
[19:49] * Jeramyu sets mode: -o IP
[19:50] <Jeramyu> too late
[19:50] <Jeramyu> You lose a new car

19:52] * IP was kicked by IP (IP)
[19:53] <Porter> lmao
[19:53] <Jeramyu> LOL
[19:53] <Jeramyu> Woops
[19:53] <Jeramyu> It's i+
[19:53] <Porter> LMAO
[19:53] <Porter> LMFAO
[19:53] <Iteroth> ROFL.
[19:53] <Jeramyu> He just banished himself
[19:53] <Porter> his only chance to get power
[19:53] <Porter> and he kicks himself

[20:13] * sbf has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:13] * sbf has joined #theway
[20:13] * sbf has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:13] * sbf has joined #theway
[20:13] <Porter> :S
[20:14] <Jeramyu> Did I tell you guys about the time I plugged sbf's mom?
[20:15] * Jeramyu sets mode: +v sbf
[20:15] * sbf has quit IRC (Quit: )
[20:15] * sbf has joined #theway
[20:15] * sbf is now known as ghjyj
[20:16] * Jeramyu sets mode: +v ghjyj
[20:16] * ghjyj is now known as sbf
[20:16] * sbf has left #theway
[20:16] <Porter> lol
[20:16] * sbf has joined #theway
[20:16] <Porter> who hasnt?
[20:16] * Jeramyu sets mode: +i
[20:17] * Jeramyu sets mode: +v sbf
[20:17] <Jeramyu> try getting back in now
[20:17] <Jeramyu> bitches
[20:17] <Porter> bitches!

[21:55] * sbf found out that it just a teacher was through the door not a reflection
[21:55] <sbf> god it was emptty there
[21:55] <sbf> ...
[21:55] <sbf> scary
[21:56] <sbf> the bottom pic was
[21:56] <sbf> odd
[21:56] <sbf> Irate Marylander shoots his roommates' console, but the 9mm round fails to penetrate its casing
[21:56] <sbf> SHIT
[21:56] <sbf> it didn't die
[21:56] <sbf> hmm...
[21:56] * sbf reads on
[21:56] <sbf> LOL
[21:57] <sbf> she shot an xbox
[21:57] <sbf> must really hate it
[21:57] <sbf> I BET IT WAS THE NEWBIE!!!
[21:57] <sbf> WHO HATE BILL GATES
[21:57] <sbf> MWAH HA HA
[21:57] <sbf> could be
[21:57] <sbf> j/k
[21:57] <sbf> of course
[21:57] <sbf> DUH
[21:57] <sbf> moo
[21:57] <sbf> anyway...
[21:57] * sbf continues reading
[21:57] <sbf> wasted ammo on a friggin xbox
[21:58] <sbf> While the bullet's impact disabled the Xbox, its thick plastic casing deflected the 9mm round, which ricocheted away harmlessly.
[21:58] <sbf> SHIt...
[21:59] <sbf> one tough thingy!
[21:59] <sbf> casing
[22:00] <sbf> okay
[22:00] <sbf> er
[22:00] <sbf> no okay
[22:03] <sbf> gnhn
[22:03] <sbf> someone kill me at lf2
[22:04] <sbf> r;
[22:04] <sbf> fgdrfe
[22:04] * sbf shall complete his game in 2 years or something
[22:05] <sbf> not really
[22:05] <sbf> philly baby back ribs
[22:06] <sbf> YES
[22:07] <sbf> and the game's called...
[22:07] <sbf> ********* ******!!!!!!!!!!
[22:07] <sbf> cool, huh!?!??!/
[22:07] <Jeramyu> like I care
[22:07] * sbf has left #theway
[22:08] * sbf has joined #theway
[22:08] <sbf> wtf
[22:08] * Jeramyu sets mode: -v Jupiter
[22:08] * Jeramyu sets mode: +v Jupiter
[22:09] <sbf> anyway
[22:09] <sbf> kill me
[22:09] * sbf was kicked by Jeramyu (Jeramyu)
[22:09] * sbf has joined #theway
[22:09] <sbf> (Jeramyu)
[22:10] <sbf> okay
[22:10] <sbf> nice reason
[22:10] * sbf was kicked by Jeramyu (DIE FETCHER)
[22:10] * sbf has joined #theway
[22:10] <sbf> there we go

[22:11] * OtakuNoAnime has joined #theway
[22:11] <OtakuNoAnime> Hi.
[22:11] <sbf> hey
[22:11] <sbf> kill me
[22:11] <sbf> er no
[22:11] <OtakuNoAnime> What happened to the topic, JAG is a FAG?
[22:11] <sbf> it
[22:11] <sbf> got
[22:11] <sbf> deleted
[22:12] <sbf> by
[22:12] <sbf> jag
[22:12] <sbf> is
[22:12] <sbf> a
[22:12] <sbf> fag
[22:12] <sbf> er
[22:12] <sbf> lun
[22:12] <sbf> c
[22:12] <sbf> which
[22:12] <sbf> mean
[22:12] <sbf> s
[22:12] <sbf> ...
[22:12] <sbf> j/k
[22:12] <OtakuNoAnime> Oh. Got to far?
[22:12] <sbf> i
[22:12] <sbf> think
[22:12] <sbf> something
[22:12] <sbf> lu
[22:12] <sbf> bu
[22:12] <sbf> face
[22:12] <sbf> me
[22:12] <sbf> at
[22:12] <sbf> lf2!
[22:13] <sbf> all must die
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> ...Please refrain from...
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> doing
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> this
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> in
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> the
[22:13] <sbf> one
[22:13] <sbf> by
[22:13] <OtakuNoAnime> future
[22:13] <sbf> one
[22:13] <sbf> sure
[22:13] <sbf> one
[22:13] <sbf> okay done
[22:13] * Jeramyu sets mode: +v OtakuNoAnime
[22:13] * Jeramyu sets mode: +m
[22:14] <Jeramyu> Quiet fool
[22:14] * Jeramyu sets mode: -m
[22:14] <sbf> ...
[22:14] <Jeramyu> ....
[22:14] <sbf> MOO
[22:14] <sbf> er
[22:14] <sbf> moo
[22:14] <OtakuNoAnime> You might want to act serious now.
[22:14] <sbf> bah
[22:14] <sbf> i
[22:14] <sbf> er
[22:14] <sbf> I have been
[22:14] * Jeramyu sets mode: +m
[22:15] <Jeramyu> no one line at a time
[22:15] <OtakuNoAnime> ...
[22:15] * Jeramyu sets mode: -m

That's enough for today... whew...

[Porter]

OK BE PATIENT, #THEWAY WILL BE HERE SOON ENOUGH!!!!!!

jeez, greatness takes time!

[Iteroth]

jeez, greatness takes time!

Yep. Took me nearly 13 years to become this great, and I'm still improving. Should've started sooner.

[Porter]

THE FIRST DAYS OF THE MIRC CHANNEL

Session Start: Sat Jan 10 19:14:44 2004
Session Ident: #theway
* Logging #theway to 'logs\#theway.DynastyNet.log'
<Porter> * Logging #theway to 'logs\#theway.DynastyNet.log'
<Exiled> uh
<Porter> it's on!

[21:44] * Agent is now known as AgentOfPurpose
[21:44] <Kye> (lol)
[21:44] <Faenus> Those damn things are annoying...
[21:44] <Faenus> (*draws)
[21:44] <Kye> (Purpose, summon the Phantom Slasher to fuck us all)

[Glenn47]

I should seriously win something for reading all of that. More than a stinky bronze medal. Maybe it should be a SUPER MEDAL! Only medal should be spelt METAL, because bronze is a metal. And it's also a medal!

I'm confusing myself...