mIRC quotes

[OverlordBill]

OverlordBill> Are you right or left handed Lun?
<LunC> right
<Exiled> wow me too...
<OverlordBill> Which is your prevelant eye?
<Exiled> must be related..
<LunC> lol
<Exiled> anyway
<LunC> Left eye
<OverlordBill> Interesting...
<OverlordBill> And which is your dominant foot?
<Iteroth> ...
<LunC> Right
<OverlordBill> EXCELLENT!
<Jeramyu> whoah
<Jeramyu> same here all the way
<OverlordBill> THE LUN BOT IS COMPLETE!
<Exiled> lol!
<LunC> lol
<Iteroth>
<Exiled> XD
<iamtheverb> heh
<Kiijiri> hey..>> in ep 4 or 65 (played them too close together =p) when scatha and cetsa talk about rhue and stuff why is he standing right behind them looking deaf o.O..that and why is everything upside down o.O
<OverlordBill> It can now walk, blink and write, "I am Lun". All that anyone ever needs to do.

* WarV gives OverlordBill a muffin form his trip
<OverlordBill> Trip to where?
<OverlordBill> HELL?!
<OverlordBill> IS IT A HELL MUFFIN!?
<WarV> no
<OverlordBill> Aww...
<WarV> its a specil muffin form Jamaka
<OverlordBill> Where then?
<OverlordBill> OOH!
<OverlordBill> Wait... Do I have to smuggle it over the border?
<WarV> even thought I didn't go to Jamaka
<WarV> and no
<WarV> just don't let the law find you with it
<OverlordBill> Right...
<OverlordBill> So you're sure I don't have to smuggle it over the border?
<OverlordBill> I have a special place for that sort of stuff.
(It's also open for Bar Mitzvah's)

<OverlordBill> DWARF!
<OverlordBill> GET IN THE NET!

<OverlordBill> AHH!!! My foot is growing at an exponential rate!
<Porter> :s
<OverlordBill> It's taken over Tokyo!
<OverlordBill> Call Godzilla and Godzuki!
<WarV> How about Mothara
<OverlordBill> Nah. He annoys me.
<WarV> I know Space Godzilla
<WarV> and MechGodzilla
<OverlordBill> Oooh.
<OverlordBill> Bring them.
<OverlordBill> I need autographs.
<WarV> Wait there is always that 3 head godzilla like thing
<WarV> I forget its name
<OverlordBill> Trizilla?

<OverlordBill> TROGMOPHILE!

<OverlordBill> Key words, conspiracy, communism, bomb, atom, destroy, twin towers.
<OverlordBill> Terrorism, hippys, love, peace, Iraq, George Bush, monkey.
<OverlordBill> We should have CIA operatives swarming the channel within minutes.

<OverlordBill> Oh good lord. You should see what I just did in the toilet.
<Tokyo-man> we make movies about that sort of thing

* OverlordBill stops being made of particles and instead becomes made of waves effectively rendering himself invisible.
* Telephalsion takes his nunshucks and whack Drain Man in the knees
* OverlordBill steals panties while he's still invisible.

<Beholderseye> I'm a weird person. See, I'm the kind of person that when I was watching a porn with a few good friends of mine after they turned 18
<OverlordBill> "Hey. I'm the... Fuck it. Lets have sex."

*** OverlordBill is now known as OverlordJill
<OverlordJill> Hi.
<OverlordJill> I have boobs.

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<OverlordBill> Aww...
<OverlordBill> I wanted to catch him.
<Fitz> He was exciting
<OverlordBill> I'LL CATCH ALL YOU DAMN KIDS WHO SQUAT ON MY LAWN!

<amazinpimpyun> hello?
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<OverlordBill> Hi.
<OverlordBill> You sound very delicious.
<amazinpimpyun> Hey. I had a question about the way.
<OverlordBill> Sit on this couch. It is most definitely not a bread roll.
<amazinpimpyun> The game allows you to install it like you would a normal game, rather than an rm2k3 game
<OverlordBill> Yes my tasty morsel?
<amazinpimpyun> where would i get a program that let me do that?
<OverlordBill> From the internet.
<amazinpimpyun> where though?
<amazinpimpyun> and what is it called?
<OverlordBill> (Link: http://www.jrsoftware.org/isinfo.php)http://www.jrsoftware.org/isinfo.php
<amazinpimpyun> thank you
<OverlordBill> Surely my well basted little dumpling.
<OverlordBill> Eat lots of butter pats.
<amazinpimpyun> Ok
<amazinpimpyun> Well I gotta go. Thanks again
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<OverlordBill> Such a juicy child.
Session Close (#theway): Sat Jun 26 18:03:19 2004

<OverlordBill> Wahhhhh...
<OverlordBill> Meanie.
<WarV> get into the box
<OverlordBill> Not the box!
<OverlordBill> Anything but the box!
* WarV brings out the box
<WarV> really anything?
<OverlordBill> Uh... I guess...
<WarV> then make hot gay love with ChanBot for 10 hours
<OverlordBill> But I already did that today.
<WarV> hmmm
<WarV> then
<WarV> Eat a cupcake infornt of a muffin
<OverlordBill> Sure.
<WarV> wiat
<WarV> have sex with a cupcake infornt of a muffin
<OverlordBill> Can I do both?
<WarV> no
<WarV> just the last one
<WarV> now or its the box
* WarV begins to open the box
* WarV has opened the Box
* WarV goes to put OverlordBill in the Box
* WarV puts OverlordBill in the Box
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> you had your chance
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<Trihan> * OverlordBill is now known as [OverlordBill]
* WarV forgot to put air holes in the box
<WarV> oh well
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> I wounder how long he can last in there with out muffins of air
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> lets pu bets on it
* OverlordBill is in the box.
<WarV> I wounder if he is dead yet
* OverlordBill is in the box. Not dead.
<WarV> i wounder what would happen if we put the box in a lake
* OverlordBill is in the box. He floats.
* WarV puts the box with OverlordBill in it in a lake
* OverlordBill is in the floating box.
* WarV puts the box with OverlordBill in it in a lake with weights to pervent floating
* OverlordBill is in the box. Holding his breath.
* WarV goes to play freelancer
* OverlordBill is still in the box. He floated down to the sea floor where he was swallowed by a whale. The whale took him inside an underwater cave and beached itself. With its dying act the whale spat the box and Bill out of its blow hole and now Bill is in the box beneath the sea in an underground cave that is filled with years of air.
<WarV> hmm
<WarV> I wounder if he knows there are still no air holes for air o get in
* OverlordBill is stupid in the box.
* OverlordBill urinates loudly in the box. In all the banging around his stomach acid got mixed into his bladder. The urine stings immensely but burns a hole through the box.
<WarV> ialso wounder if he knows that the box isn't locked
* OverlordBill was in such a postion in the box that he couldn't press up the lid.
<WarV> I also wounder if he knows it is a cardboard box
* OverlordBill isn't strong enough to break through cardboard... in the box.
*** Signoff: WarV (Ping timeout)
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<WarV> is he still in the box
* OverlordBill is now free from the box because of his acidic urine.
<WarV> so now he is just traped in a under water cave
<OverlordBill> Yes.
<OverlordBill> But the dead whale is quite tasty.
(It is yum)

<Jeramyu> You know, suicide is much easier if you just stab your self in the throat really easily
<Jeramyu> Or jump off of a high building
<OverlordBill> But suicide is a form of art.
<OverlordBill> I need to be classy.
*** Signoff: HolsteinCow (Quit: )
<Jeramyu> Then get naked and paint your body. Then jump off of an isolated cliff holding a pentagram
<Jeramyu> Slitting your wrists ISN'T classy. Neither is overdosing.
<OverlordBill> I tried making a giant pendulum knife thing but it took to long and I wandered off.

<OverlordBill> There was this kid in my gym class with the last name of Bates. Apparently everyone else was his servant as they called him Master Bates. I wish I was rich like him. Just thought I should share.

<Porter> IRC IS BUSINESS!
<OverlordBill> I once locked a kid in a closet until I could find his parents money. Then I ran. That's business.

<OverlordBill> We should kill all the children.
<OverlordBill> Then make instantaneous clones of ourselves.
<OverlordBill> Then cryogenically freeze them.

* OverlordBill runs and hides. In the closet... DOH!
<Trihan> You trying to tell us something?
<OverlordBill> Only that I'm flagrantly gay.

<OverlordBill> Jeramyu!!!
<Jeramyu> OverlordBill!!!
<OverlordBill> Sup.
<Jeramyu> The opposite of down
<OverlordBill> Clever. CLEVER!!!
<Jeramyu> yarr
<OverlordBill> So Jerm, can I call you Jerm? Anyways, you'd say we were friends right. And friends help each other right? Can I have fifty bucks?
<Jeramyu> WHO ARE YOU?!?!?
<OverlordBill> Who do you want me to be?
<Jeramyu> Uh... QUIET!
<OverlordBill> SURE BUDDY.
<Jeramyu> ^_______________________________^
*** Porter (Porter@DynastyNet-63441.115.9.246.stp.wi.charter.com) has joined channel #theway
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<Porter> hi all!
<OverlordBill> Hi Porter old buddy old pal.
<OverlordBill> You would say we're friends right?
<OverlordBill> And friends let friends borrow money right?
<OverlordBill> So uh... will you lend me a cow?
<Jeramyu> Dude
<Jeramyu> He's denying you.
<OverlordBill> Awww...

<OverlordBill> I am pale pasty white.
<OverlordBill> I could be an excellent goth.

Jeramyu> Only one major sunburn in your life increases your chance of getting skin cancer by 50%.
<OverlordBill> That's why I'll live forever beneath the surface of the earth.
<OverlordBill> Like a mole.
<Jeramyu> That's why I live in my basement now.
<OverlordBill> And I'll eat plumbing.

More for later.

[EmperorJeramyu]

Here's a bit from the memorable E5 release party, where we get to see Lun's cold, manipulative side. ;)

[22:56] <LunC> I won't scan any of my work
[22:56] <LunC> heh
[22:56] <Jeramyu> Why not?
[22:57] <LunC> oh
[22:57] <LunC> just because
[22:57] <Jeramyu> because?
[22:57] <LunC> same reason I didn't release the Way 1 until I had EPisode 4 nearly done
[22:57] <Jeramyu> Uh...
[22:57] <LunC> I'd rather not hear what other people say
[22:57] <LunC> right away
[22:58] <LunC> rather be left to my own thoughts of how good it is.
[22:58] <LunC> and how I'm doing.
[22:58] <LunC> and what needs work
[22:58] <LunC> etc.
[22:58] <Jeramyu> Heh. That didn't stop me.
[22:58] <LunC> yes
[22:58] <LunC> but I needed fan art
[22:58] <LunC> :)

[21:56] <Impossible> So... How do Kloe and Cetsa know each other? >_>
[21:56] <Impossible> Not like I expect you to tell me.
[21:56] <LunC> ...
[21:56] <LunC> good.
[21:56] <LunC> Low expectations keeps one from being disappointed.
[21:56] <LunC> =)

[22:29] <TheWayhan> Uh, small bug, Lys.
[22:29] <TheWayhan> ER, Lun.
[22:29] <Impossible> o_O
[22:29] <Impossible> O_o
[22:29] <LunC> LYS!!!
[22:29] <Jeramyu> Don't mix up your great game makers
[22:29] <LunC> Have you been cheating on me Wayhan?
[22:29] <TheWayhan> I get Lys and Lun mixed up all the time.
[22:29] <Impossible> LOL
[22:29] <Jeramyu> LOL
[22:29] <TheWayhan> I'M SORRY LUN, IT WAS A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.

[Telephalsion]

(@Porter) ahhh
(@Porter) lunch break
(Telephalsion) WOO!
(@Porter) work sucks
(Telephalsion) why?
(Telephalsion) you get life and regularity
(Telephalsion) ...money, not life
(@Porter) yeah
(@Porter) work rocks
(@Porter)

[Porter]

thats not a very good quote at all

[OverlordBill]

No. It's not. At least mine are somewhat funny. I still like the whole box one.

[OverlordBill]

<OverlordBill> Has everyone seen my super amazing blog?
<Jeramyu> Bill, you're not an overemotional popular slut girl, what do you need a blog for?
<OverlordBill> Well I am overemotional and a slut... But popular and a girl... I'm working on them.

<OverlordBill> Exiled. I would like you to join me in stabbing things.
<Exiled> then I shall

<the_guilf2004> you must now die for possession of such knowledge
<OverlordBill> I can't die.
<OverlordBill> I am... A WORLD WIDE COMPUTER VIRUS THAT WAS MADE INTELLIGENT BY ALIENS.
<the_guilf2004> damn you and your anti-death clauses
<OverlordBill> You'd have to travel across the universe to eradicate the last part of me.
<the_guilf2004> to where, exactly?
<OverlordBill> This keyboard doesn't have the characters to properly display the planets name.
<the_guilf2004> then I guess I'm going to have to systematically destroy the universe
<OverlordBill> Alright.
<OverlordBill> Make sure you start with four dimensional beings first.
<OverlordBill> Damn them and their extra dimension...
<the_guilf2004> are they mortal?
<OverlordBill> Uh... Maybe...
<the_guilf2004> good
<the_guilf2004> they should be easily dealt with then
<the_guilf2004> as long as their are no unexpected complications, the universe should be destroyed just before Sunday night
<the_guilf2004> *there
<OverlordBill> Yay!
<the_guilf2004> good to see you have no objections, soon-to-be-dead Bill
<OverlordBill> Nope. None at all.
<the_guilf2004> good good
<the_guilf2004> so
<the_guilf2004> ...
<OverlordBill> What to do until the end of the universe...
<the_guilf2004> Do you reckon we can get some purple muffins while we wait?
(I AM NAMED WINDOWS.)

<the_guilf2004> Your words cut deep, Mr. Bill
<OverlordBill> How deep?
<OverlordBill> An inch... a centimeter... an hour...
<the_guilf2004> an hour is not a unit of measurement of length, hence I must decline answering your question
<Porter>
<OverlordBill> No. You suck.
<the_guilf2004>
<the_guilf2004> A foot
<Porter> i suck breasts
(Porter was a bit drunk at that point I think)

<Telephalsion> some towns got flooded
<Telephalsion> our boat nearly floated away
<Exiled> near the coast?
<OverlordBill> Pfft.
<Telephalsion> along with our float-bridge haah
<Telephalsion> summer cabin along a river
<Exiled> ah
<OverlordBill> "THE TOWN IS FLOODING BUT I'M TYPING AT THE COMPUTER NONCHALANTLY. HEY LOOK. A DEAD BODY. GUESS I'LL POKE IT.

<Telephalsion> Sherlock holmes and watson was camping in the forest. Suddenly holmes woke watson up. He asked: "Watson, look up, what do you see?"
<Telephalsion> He looked up and then said: "Well astronomically juputer is aligned with mars and the moon is in taurus, meteorologically it's going to rain, and in general it's a fine summer night, and from what i can see it's about 2 thirty"
<Telephalsion> then watson asked "what do you see?"
<Telephalsion> "I see that they've stolen our tent"
<Exiled> lol
<Exiled> nice
<Telephalsion> thank you
<OverlordBill> HAHA. NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

<Telephalsion> if someone would take on an über-indestructable suit of armour and kill all media people in america would anyone mids?
<Telephalsion> mind*
<Tempus> Not if you reported all is well?
<OverlordBill> Why would you simply kill all the media?
<Tempus> Tv broadcast along the lines of "Hello, this is an emergency broadcast, everything is fine, no need to panic. Thank you for listening"
<OverlordBill> I would look at the insides of stars and stuff in an indestructable suit of armor.
<OverlordBill> Or steal puppies.
(BILL LOVE PUPPIES. BILL WANT PUPPIES.)

<Fitz> Ho Hey
<OverlordBill> Hey whore.
<OverlordBill> I mean Hey ho.
<Fitz> Oh thanks Bill... I tell you not to tell anyone, but there you go
<OverlordBill> Yes.

<WarV> wait
<WarV> I'm DL something
<WarV> I will send it when it is doen
<WarV> *done*
<OverlordBill> Warezing War?
<OverlordBill> I'm so proud of you.
<WarV> no
<OverlordBill> Oh.
<WarV> Its not Warez
<OverlordBill> In that case I'm not proud of you at all.
<WarV> its full legal
<OverlordBill> You're out of my will!
(I left you a bomb. Don't open your toilet.)

<Fitzish> Oh well, gotta be on me tod
<Fitzish> Later all
*** Signoff: Fitzish (Quit: )
<OverlordBill> Tod?
<OverlordBill> Is Fitz gay?

<Glenn> girl says she'll meet me at 1 AM. i sneak out, she doesn't come
<Glenn> i get caught
<Glenn> she claims she fell asleep
<Glenn> but that's bull
<Jeramyu> sock the bitch in the neck!
<Glenn> i should
<Glenn> i waited for like half an hour too
<Glenn> and my dad is waiting for me when i get back
<OverlordBill> You should have had sex with him then.

<OverlordBill> I kicked my dad in the head and made him go all catatonic and shit.
<Jeramyu> Bill, somewhere out there, someone is looking up to you like an idol

<WarV> <[^_^]>{}
<WarV> Birby is eating a muffin
<OverlordBill> That's not a muffin.
<WarV> yes it is
<OverlordBill> It looks like something that came out of Birby's toilet more than Birby's oven...
<WarV> Its a text muffin foo
<WarV> {M}
<WarV> that is a mega muffin
<WarV> {W} guess what kind of muffin that is
<OverlordBill> A wumbo muffin?
<WarV> We should make a video game were you are OverlordBill and you must gather all the muffins then fight Jeramyu at the end of each level
<WarV> till you make it to Porter who is the final boss
<WarV> it will be a side scroller at first
<OverlordBill> But why would I fight Jeramyu?
<OverlordBill> I don't have anything against him.
<OverlordBill> Porter is another story though... DAMN YOU PORTER!
<WarV> then it will be on the Game Cube in 3D
<WarV> later we will make a racing one
<WarV> and a secound GBA one that is easier and will bomb
<WarV> but we will come back with the 2 one on the GC
<WarV> then we will make a RPG one
<WarV> that will do great
<WarV> until the secound rpg one comes
<WarV> which will bomb
<WarV> so we will go back to our roots and make a 3rd one in 3d
<WarV> We will make millions
<WarV> and then we will have OverlordBill in the 5th SMB
<WarV> with Jeramyu
*** You have been marked as being away.
<WarV> and of coures a muffin as a healing item
<WarV> what do you think?
*** Signoff: WarV (Quit: )
*** You are no longer marked as being away.
<OverlordBill> I love it.
<OverlordBill> Oh. Wars not here. Guess he'll never know then
(NOW YOU KNOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!)

<OverlordBill> If Porter's the pope then I want to be the president.
<Porter> i'm egotisical
<Porter> according to blaksun
<OverlordBill> If a monkey can start a war then I can sure as hell blow up the world.
(http://c3p0.sas.upenn.edu/albertm/image ... monkey.jpg)

<Porter> Megchk11: jus go around the bushes and keep following them.. and my window is the second one on the right side of the house
<Porter> Megchk11: there will be a big opening in the bushes
<Porter> Dack102: ok
<Porter> Dack102: so i dont go BY the bushes
<Porter> Dack102: i just go right right away next to them
<Porter> damn
<Porter> this is hot
<OverlordBill> What?
<OverlordBill> You people call that cybering?
<Trihan> XD
<OverlordBill> In my day we used to actually talk about our well endowed parts, not crude references to lawn care.

<WarV> overlordbill what level are you?
<OverlordBill> I am a level 9000000 necromancer. Whenever I pee dead seals rise out of the ocean.

*** Trihan is now known as Wendy
*** Wendy is now known as Trihan
<OverlordBill> So Trihan. We finally see your transvestite tendencies.

<Trihan> Wow, you can put the channel on +m. I am truly in awe of the sheer size and power of your wang.
<Trihan> How about we don't instead, Bill?
<Jeramyu> Sheesh, someone's pissy today.
<Trihan> It's called sarcasm, dude.
<Trihan> And this coming from the guy who just told me not to talk any more. XD
<Jeramyu> You were frightening me. I was scared, and wanted to hide.
<OverlordBill> Going through that time of the month ladies?
<Trihan> That's just you, Bill.
<OverlordBill> Oh right.
<Trihan> Speaking of which.
<OverlordBill> Oooh! Time to change my tampon.
* Trihan hands Bill a fresh tamfuckyou
<Jeramyu> The machine in the bathroom is out
<OverlordBill> Ho noes!
<OverlordBill> What will I do?!
<OverlordBill> Guess I better get pregnant. But who to do it with? Thats an excellent question my dear boy!
<OverlordBill> And now for the low low price of 73.99 you can buy my book, So your a whore. Who do you do first? and find out all you need to know about whoring!
* Trihan volunteers.
<Jeramyu> Did War write the book title or something?
<Jeramyu> No, there's a question mark at the end...
<OverlordBill> No. He wrote chapter 12. Cleaning up After.

<OverlordBill> Tunic?
<OverlordBill> But I only wear skirts.
<Strayed> ...
<Jeramyu> The word 'tunic' sounds gay enough as it is
(That's when Jeramyu was making me a pretty picture)

<OverlordBill> Have you met Mr. Stabby?
<Strayed> yes, twice... once with one of the butter knives from a swiss army knife... and the other from a utility knife
<OverlordBill> Well, prepare to meet him again.
* OverlordBill starts warming up for the torrent of stabbity death.
* OverlordBill slowly begins the stabbing motion.
<OverlordBill> Come here.
<Strayed> you first...
<OverlordBill> You asked for it.
* OverlordBill advance with his stabbing arm slowly picking up speed.
* Strayed grabs Jeramyu and uses him as a shield.
<OverlordBill> Aww...
<OverlordBill> Come on...
<Strayed> whats wrong with using a valued member of the community as a shield?
<Jeramyu> Valued?
<Jeramyu> Now I feel special.
<OverlordBill> I don't want to stab Jeramyu right now.
<OverlordBill> I want to stab you.
* Strayed stabs Jeramyu with a swiss army butter knife.
* Strayed realizes that they don't break the skin.
<Strayed> uh... you got a sharper knife?
<OverlordBill> Not for you.

<OverlordBill> Never fear for I have returned.
<Fitz> Oh joy
<OverlordBill> That's right bitch.
<Fitz> Your the one who made us scared in the first place, remember?
<OverlordBill> I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
<OverlordBill> Please accept this BRUTAL STABBITY DEATH as a token of my apology.
<Fitz> Yeah, you sound like Lycos Avatar Bitch Dude
<Fitz> Um... is that exchangable, in some form of coupon?
<OverlordBill> Raaavajuuuuu aka The Cow?
<OverlordBill> Yeah.
<OverlordBill> Half off your next Happy Meal.
<OverlordBill> Or, one free bottle of shampoo from Bath and Body with your next purchase.
<Fitz> I'll take the shampoo, Happy Meal is McDonalds... and McDonalds is condensed Crap in the form of fast food
<Fitz> Which I might point out, take ages for them to get to you
<Fitz> lousy McDonalds
<Fitz> Always ruining a perfect date
<Fitz> Not that I take my dates to McDonalds...
<Fitz> Aww crap
<OverlordBill> Haha.
<OverlordBill> Loser.
<OverlordBill> Now take your coupon and get out of my sight.

<Jeramyu> Sorry, I turned all my sounds off
<Fitz> Bugger you
<OverlordBill> Having a small session of uninterrupted self-love?
<Fitz> WTF Bill? Be normal, and call it something proper, like Wanking, Jacking Off, Tossing off or 3somes, the hand, the dick, the porn

<OverlordBill> Exiled!
<OverlordBill> How would you like to be the recipient of a brutal stabbing?!
<Exiled> thats me
<Exiled> thats alright...
<Exiled> im not feeling too well already
<JerAWAY> What are the symptoms?
<OverlordBill> Number 1) Extra orifices. Number 2) Large loss of blood.

<Trihan> War! Huh! Yeah! What is he good for? Absolutely nothin'!
<OverlordBill> Ho ho Trihan. You are so original.
<OverlordBill> Will you sign my breasts?
<Trihan> Yes, yes I am.
<Trihan> Certainly!
<Trihan> Mind if I sign them with my tongue?
<WarV> Yep thats war for ya
<OverlordBill> Oooh... Someones kinky.

<Telephalsion> meh, doen'äst matter
<OverlordBill> Woah.
<WarV> Me to
<OverlordBill> doen'äst <<-- Did you have a fit on the keyboard?
*** WarV has changed the topic on channel #theway to doen'äst
<Telephalsion> ... noooooooooooooooooooooooo
<OverlordBill> That's going to be the new stop]
<Telephalsion> probsbly
<Telephalsion> ...
<OverlordBill> Along with that.

[Fitz Tayo]

Has anyone got the one where me an' Tele invented the Super Hot Mermaid Dryad Nymph Chick whos only thought is mating and can't get pregnant unless the one who sleeps with it wills it?

[Telephalsion]

you havent got it fiz? :/


yeah if anyone has it please bring it up. thats one good inventive session

[Telephalsion]

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(@WarV) what
(Strayed) I couldve sworn it had a B...
(@WarV) what?
(sdf) []
(@WarV) yeah
(@WarV) IP check
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(@Jeramyu) ...
(@Jeramyu) Porter wasn't very popular, getting kicked 1 times!
(@Jeramyu) <Jeramyu> Fo
(@WarV) I don't think it was him
(@Jeramyu) ...
(@Jeramyu) sdf is ~sdf@DynastyNet-47959.228.237.230.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net * ***********************************
(@Jeramyu) sbf used aol...
(@Jeramyu) And lived in CA, not Denver...
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(@WarV) ...
(@WarV) if you are SBF then post on the forums in your name
(@WarV) playing with people emosions is not fun
(@WarV) IT IS
(@WarV) IT IS
(@WarV) LOOK AT THE FORUMS
(@WarV) OMFG
(Strayed) I would love to hit you with a bus War...
(@WarV) I don't know what to say
(@Jeramyu) SWEET BEJESUS!
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(sdf) oh dear, life sucks now
(Strayed) I'll make sure it doesn't suck if you hit War with a bus.
(@WarV) so you moved?
(@WarV) we cried so much when you were gone
(sdf) Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:58 pm
(sdf) Super Boring Flood
(sdf) !
(@Jeramyu) Where ya been man?
(@Jeramyu) It's been forever...
(sdf) since i spammed
(Strayed) When haven't you spammed...
(@Jeramyu) poopie
(@Jeramyu) coulda picked an earlier time...
(Strayed) and umm... why is it sdf?
(@Jeramyu) see ya later! Welcome back!
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(@WarV) Impossible get the hell in here
(sdf) still rping
(sdf) ?
(@WarV) no
(Strayed) Tele might wake up soon...
(@WarV) we kind of tried to
(@WarV) but
(sdf) ----------------
(@WarV) We went on to a rp4
(@WarV) but EXILED!!!!!!!!!
(sdf) ___ ____ ____
(@WarV) left again
(@WarV) thwen came back
(@WarV) then left again
(@WarV) then came back
(sdf) then he wuz exiled from this land
(@WarV) good thing you came back. We are going to have a radio party
(@WarV) like when we get a server
(sdf) o
(sdf) o
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(@WarV) lets see when you were gone we had.....
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(@WarV) A guy who posted kiddy porn
(@WarV) and we had to get Lun to ban him
(@WarV) OverlordBill went crazy
(@WarV) and he doesn't like muffins anymore
(MagicTube) what an adventure u musta had in cyberspace
(@WarV) we had the sage of the Wrong Way
(@WarV) #theway No ass shall bleed still hasn't come out
(MagicTube) -.o
(@WarV) Lots of things happened in the RP, but they don't matter
(@WarV) we had a time were Cocoa kept coming in here
(MagicTube) sweet dildos
(MagicTube) <Porter> :- D
(MagicTube) <OverlordBill> What are you smiling at?
(MagicTube) <Porter> my cock
(MagicTube) <OverlordBill> This is definitely one of the situations where I don't say anything.
(@WarV) we had a whole pic in sig craze
(@WarV) Porter got a girlfriends
(@WarV) OverlordBill was a halfops
(MagicTube) shit i g2g
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(@WarV) NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(@WarV) Inever asked for him Email ;_;
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(@WarV) hello
(DracoNSlayer) and goodbye (mwahaha)
(@WarV) then why are you in here
(@WarV) if you just going to leave
(@WarV) are you here to talk to Trihan?
(DracoNSlayer) i plan on staying
(DracoNSlayer) not particularly to talk to anyone
(@WarV) do you like only come in here and wait for LunC to show up
(@WarV) ?
(DracoNSlayer) no
(DracoNSlayer) not particularly
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(Impossible) Woo, SBF came back and I idled through it!
(Impossible) Well, I was at school.
• Impossible doen'äst think SBF could have any possible excuse for this.
(Telephalsion) dear god
(Telephalsion) you used doen'äst
(Impossible) That wasn't on purpose, doen'äst you know that?
(Telephalsion) you dont have ä on your keyboard
(Telephalsion) unless you're in scandinavia
(Impossible) doen'äst argue with me.

[TeppicTheBloodLyn]

i live in scandinavia, and i dont have ä... but i do have æ,ø, and å

[War]

doen'äst

[Telephalsion]

Who has a log of when i said that?


EDIT: okay bill had

So, all we need now is the legend of the super hot mermaid dryad siren nymph elf chick

[OverlordBill]

<Telephalsion> Iteroth you dumdum
<Iteroth> yeah....
<Iteroth> who ish dis?
<Telephalsion> Tis I
<Fitz> And I
<Fitz> The Overlord of the universe
<Telephalsion> No
<Telephalsion> Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it
<Fitz> That's not what I am dumb dumb
<Fitz> That's the female equivelant
<Telephalsion> Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it
<Telephalsion> you are the lord of them'
<Telephalsion> I ate a piece of 70% chocolate
<Telephalsion> really intense
<Fitz> But they are included in the universal package Version 2.1
<Telephalsion> Hmm whats the product name for the
<Telephalsion> Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it
<Telephalsion> HMS NyDr Chick
<Fitz> The Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad CHick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one who sleeps with her wills it Package, or HMSNDCWOTIMASCGPUTOSSWWIP
<Telephalsion> Or the Tayo doll
<Fitz> Or that
<Fitz> But I prefere Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one who sleeps with her wills it
<Telephalsion> yeah me too
<Telephalsion> but it might be hard to fit onto a label
<Beholderseye> a dryad nymph....
<Beholderseye> that's interesting..
<Telephalsion> enough about that... what should be the price of one of the
<Telephalsion> Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it
<Fitz> Um, well for us the Hot Mermaid Siren Nymph Dryad Chick who's only thought is mating and she can't get pregnant unless the one who sleeps with her wills it should be free
<Telephalsion> of course
<Telephalsion> but for the lesser beings like BeholdersEye or Leo (We have to make a Slade version of it)
<Telephalsion> what sohuld be the price
<Fitz> But for other people, about $1000, and for people we like, $999, and for people we don't $2000 but we actually give them the Dragon Spider Scorpian combo thingy
<Telephalsion> Great idea!
<Telephalsion> But 2 pay for 3!
<Telephalsion> buy *
<Fitz> Yeah!
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<Telephalsion> But we really need a Slade thing too
<Fitz> What, A Slade self-destruct Action Figure
<Telephalsion> No a Hot Slade Hunk-O-Man hadowfoot Action-Hero who's only thought is mating with Leo and can't get pregnant since he's a male
<Fitz> Or A Depressed Slade Doll, don't let him near and sharp objects, pills, and any other things he could kill himself with
<Telephalsion> Or that
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<Telephalsion> could make two!
<Fitz> That wouldn't sell though, and every one would get pissed off, because they all comit suicide, or disappear to mate with Leo. But I bet Leo would buy like 10000 of them
<Telephalsion> I have an idea
<Beholderseye> lol....
<Telephalsion> WE combine the two!
<Telephalsion> Leo buys 100000 of them and one by one they commit suicide
<Telephalsion> he is forced to buy more and more muhahahaha
<Fitz> Bwahahahaha!

I guess that's the whole of the conversation you want. I have more after that.

[Telephalsion]

good times, good times.

[OverlordBill]

<OverlordBill> HEY HO!
<Glenn> hey
<Glenn> what's up?
<OverlordBill> We need a nickname for you... Hmm... How about... Glenn the pen?
<Glenn> Glenn the....pen?
<OverlordBill> Well then you think of something Mr. Smarty pants.
<Glenn> okay, fine then
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<OverlordBill> Yay Porter!
<Glenn> hey porter
<OverlordBill> We're trying to come up with a nickname for Glenn.
<Glenn> yeah, care to help?
<OverlordBill> My suggestion is Glenn the pen but apparently SOME people don't like that.
<Porter> i'm hung over
<Porter> bad
<Glenn> haha
<Glenn> really?
<Glenn> that sucks
<OverlordBill> Hung over what?
<OverlordBill> OH! Right. You drank too much.
<Glenn> a railing...what do you think?
<Glenn> lol
<Glenn> dude, wait...
<Glenn> do you really think I act like a pen?
<OverlordBill> Uh... Yeah. You're a tool Glenn. A tool.
<Glenn> damn...society has put me in my place

<Glenn> and i wish i drank...
<Porter> fuck
<Porter> beer
<Porter> yeah
<Porter> why not glenn?
<Porter> it's fun being drunk
<OverlordBill> BECAUSE HE IS NOT OF LEGAL AGE!
<OverlordBill> DO NOT POISON THE CHILDREN PORTER!
<OverlordBill> Let the telephals... television do that.

<OverlordBill> If I ever staggered home with the scent of alchohol on me my parents would give me a sound thrashing and then proceed to peel off my skin.

<Porter> i didnt fuck anyone
<Fitz> Blunt, and too the point
<Fitz> Bad luck Porter, it happens to all of us sometimes... even me
<Fitz> But don't spread that around
<Porter> lol
<Porter> i havent ever had drunk sex
<Porter> that i know about lol
<OverlordBill> Of course I'm not holding the phone...
<Fitz> God Damn Bill
<OverlordBill> I'm not dialing...
<OverlordBill> NOTHING IS RINGING.

<Strayed> Strayed always lets us know what he/she's doing: 3 actions!
<Strayed> For example, like this:
<Strayed> * Strayed grabs Jeramyu and uses him as a shield.
<Jeramyu> haha
<Jeramyu> That was fun
* OverlordBill is taking the King of Actions title.
* OverlordBill is doing it now.
<Jeramyu> Although I was pretty much idle the entire time
* OverlordBill is doing it RIGHT NOW.
* OverlordBill has taken the title.
* Strayed is not going to let Bill take the title.
* OverlordBill shall stab Strayed if he does not FTSU.
<Porter> bill has no balls
* Strayed pokes Bill in the eye with his Magical Poking Powers.
<OverlordBill> Nope.
<OverlordBill> Doesn't work.
* Strayed wonders.... FTSU?
* OverlordBill is ALIVE!!!
* Jeramyu thinks that you two should shut it, before he busts out the plasma ray
* OverlordBill says, "Fuck the shit up"
* Strayed says "Bite me."
* OverlordBill PLASMA RAY!!!
<OverlordBill> Err... Sorry.
<Jeramyu> Fine then, I cast "Aria of STFU"
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<Jeramyu> Well, I'm goign to write another one of the Wrong Way thingies.
<OverlordBill> Excellent.
<Strayed> is Bill dead yet?
<Jeramyu> No.
<Strayed> I'll send ya a dollar if you kill him.
<Jeramyu> I love how many people I'm pissing off with this
<OverlordBill> I'm not pissed off.
<OverlordBill> I'm quite happy.
<OverlordBill> Like a clam.
<Jeramyu> Yeah, well, that's because you have the power of power.
<Strayed> Clams dont have emotions, just like short people.
<Jeramyu> Which is probably the power of pies in diguise.
<OverlordBill> Yay.
<OverlordBill> Pies.
<Jeramyu> I'm out of idea juice... =/
<Strayed> go with the zombie ninjas...
<Jeramyu> I'm saving those for later.
<OverlordBill> Parody bad Japanese Anime.
<Porter> jeez
<Porter> wheez
<Jeramyu> Same thing with that
<OverlordBill> Hmm...
<Strayed> well... violence, sex and drugs have been used already.
<OverlordBill> How about we take a side trip and end up in the set of a movie?
<Strayed> but, you could never have enough violence... or sex... or drugs, I guess.
<Strayed> scooby doo parody!
<OverlordBill> If you overdosed on drugs you would die. And then not be able to take more drugs.
<OverlordBill> So yes. You could have enough drugs.
<Strayed> hence the... I guess.
<Jeramyu> Hummm...
<Strayed> you need.... some flamethrowers
<Strayed> matrix...?
<OverlordBill> Oh god no.
<Strayed> matrix powers induced by drug overdose?
<OverlordBill> I've got it! A giant ball of yarn. This yarn ball is so large, it has its own gravitational field.
<Strayed> maybe...
<OverlordBill> Think of the hilarity!
<Strayed> does it have mind control powers?
<OverlordBill> Uh... Maybe...
<OverlordBill> A sentient, giant ball of yarn. That smells like aftershave.
<Strayed> sounds like an episode of Aqua Teen Hungerforce
<OverlordBill> Well its not.
<OverlordBill> So shut up.
<Strayed> you sure?
<OverlordBill> Yes.
<Jeramyu> I want candy!
<OverlordBill> I have no candy.
<Jeramyu> I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
<Jeramyu> Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
<Jeramyu> Got my pennies saved so I'm a sugar daddy
<Jeramyu> I'm her Hugh Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
<Jeramyu> Gonna get ya [butts] kicked
<Jeramyu> Nasty
<Jeramyu> Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
<Jeramyu> Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
<Jeramyu> I need candy
<Jeramyu> Any kind'll do
<Jeramyu> Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
<Jeramyu> It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
<Jeramyu> A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
<Jeramyu> Use a giant dril
<Jeramyu> Bore straight into hell
<Jeramyu> Releasin ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
<Jeramyu> So they can walk upon the earth
<Jeramyu> And get resituated
<Jeramyu> And hawk the diet pills that MC Pee Pants have created
<Jeramyu> Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
<Jeramyu> Come on down yo, here's the address
<Jeramyu> I said six, one-two Wharf Avenue
<Jeramyu> Six, one-two wharf avanue
<OverlordBill> That is the best show ever.
<Jeramyu> Indeed
(Jeramyu sings. Buy the cd.)

<Porter> war's been kicking people lately
<Strayed> If i said anything he'd just keep kicking me
<Porter> yeah
<Porter> i have to have a word with him
<Porter> he isnt proving to be a good op
<Strayed> anyway... arguing with War is as useful as arguing with my 4 year old cousin.
<Strayed> err... second cousin
<Strayed> .... third
<Porter> heh whatever
<Porter> works
<OverlordBill> Just tell him he smells like poopie and then go talk to his mother.
<OverlordBill> Your cousin. Not War. Though if you know War...

<OverlordBill> Stab, stab stab the corpse, stab it full of holes. Merrily merrily merrily merrily defiling the dead.

<OverlordBill> My parents went off to some restaurant and left me here with Bladder Stone Girl and Self Love Boy.
<Jeramyu> geez
<OverlordBill> My dogs.

<Fitz> Hey Glen, you not a virgin yet?
<Glenn> i am a virgin
<Glenn> meaning I've never had sex
<Fitz> Aww, I thought you were gunna sex your girlfriend
<Glenn> she stood me up
<Glenn> but oh well
<Glenn> we rescheduled
<OverlordBill> Didn't you say you'd already done that forty times or something?
<Glenn> yep...
<Glenn> but before every time i mentioned it she was like, "I dunno" but now she's like, "sure"
<Glenn> so I'm getting closer
<Glenn> my sister came home yesterday though, so she found out about my plans...
<OverlordBill> Did you leave your computer on with the words MASTER PLAN FOR SEX at the top?

<Glenn> or you get tons of power, then have a son, then make it all his problem
<Glenn> while you bask in power that you don't need to take charge of
<OverlordBill> Or, clone myself
<OverlordBill> Gah! I've missed so many periods lately!
<OverlordBill> ... That didn't sound right...
<Glenn> true, but the clone would eventually kill you
<Glenn> haha
<Fitz> Yeah, and you put a bomb inside of you, so when you die, you blow up the world
<Fitz> SO no body could kill you!
<OverlordBill> What about natural death?
<Glenn> yeah, and when you DO die, they all go down with you!
<Glenn> exactly! everyone dies!
<Fitz> Oh well, they can die anyway
<OverlordBill> But what if I have plans to leave my body in cryogenic stasis and I accidentally shoot myself or something.
<Glenn> to go out in an awesome way, I'd cause the sun to supernova
<OverlordBill> And how do you propose adding mass to the sun?
<Fitz> Um... with your power... you buy a second sun
<Fitz> and smash them together
<Glenn> pff, by.....using my, uh...power?
<Fitz> then BOOOOOOOM!
<Glenn> yeah, there we go!
<Glenn> but how do we move the second sun into the first?
<OverlordBill> ... I hate you SO MUCH.
<Fitz> ORRR, you make the sun impload, but it can't so it gets denser and denser... until it pushes itself outwards in an exploasion wiping out the universe
<OverlordBill> Jeramyu... may I PLEASE silence them?
<Jeramyu> No.
<Glenn> eh, I'd rather get flung into a black hole
<OverlordBill> Just a little?
<Jeramyu> No.
<OverlordBill> A teensy tiny itsy bitsy...
<Jeramyu> No.
<Fitz> Yeah... you'd see what it was like
<Fitz> But it should be a really small one, so YOU don't impload
<Fitz> Then you pass into another dimension and rule that one
<OverlordBill> They can't even spell implode right!
(Jeramyu's such a bastard.)

<Jeramyu> Yes. I'm asking Lun to make me an Admin.
<Glenn> hopefully
<OverlordBill> You did put in the option, or simply ban Bikkel right?
<WarV> So does that me we need a new mod
<WarV> I vote Porter
<Jeramyu> No. I can do all the same stuff.
<Glenn> yeah, porter
<Jeramyu> Porter says he'd rather not.
<OverlordBill> Not Porter!!! He's mean.
<Glenn> I would like to, but I don't know enough about being a mod
<Jeramyu> Like I said, I already have people in mind. But it wont be necessary.
<OverlordBill> Who.
<OverlordBill> Tell us.
<Jeramyu> Nope. Secret.
<WarV> Err I would say me, but it would seem like I was forcing it
<WarV> I have been a mod on other forums
<OverlordBill> Not War.
<OverlordBill> He can't spell.
<OverlordBill> He'd be like, "HAMMED!" instead of banned.
(But he sure is better than War.)

<WarV> which is heavier 100 atoms of Lead or 100 atoms of Feathers
<OverlordBill> Feathers aren't an element...

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<Fitz> back again?
<Fitz> and still as silent as ever
<OverlordBill> STABBBBBBB!!!
<Fitz> OKay
<Fitz> Normal as ever Bill
<OverlordBill> You know it stud.
<Fitz> Yeah I am a stud
<OverlordBill> Oh sorry. I forgot I wasn't talking to myself.
<Fitz> DAmn
(I am hott)

<WarV> so how are you Jeramyu
<Jeramyu> EXPLOSIVE!
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<OverlordBill> Like gotta make a poopie explosive?
<Jeramyu> No, not explosive diarrhea.
<OverlordBill> Like been stroking forever explosive?
<Jeramyu> No. I can't do that 2:17 in the afternoon.
<OverlordBill> So what kind of explosive?
<OverlordBill> ANGRY LIKE THE HULK EXPLOSIVE?!
<Jeramyu> The kind where I just might caPITALIZE rANdOm LETTerS
<OverlordBill> So... AOL chatroom explosive?
<Jeramyu> Sure.
<OverlordBill> Got it.

<Porter> aye bill
<Porter> why dont we settle our differences?
<OverlordBill> ... We have differences?
<Porter> fuck you
<OverlordBill> Hormone alert.
<Porter> FUCK YOU
<Strayed> I think he is still drunk.
<Porter> FUCK YOU TO HELL
<OverlordBill> Ah.
<Porter> FUCK YOU STRAYED
<Porter> FUCK ME
<Porter> FUCK JAERMYAU
<OverlordBill> Well if you insist...
* OverlordBill unzips his pants.
<Porter> fuck yourself
<Porter> not me
<OverlordBill> Well if you insist...
* OverlordBill lubes up his hand.
<Porter> go in the corner
*** Jeramyu is now known as Jaermyau
<Porter> so we can't see you
<Porter>
<Jaermyau> I LOVE IT
*** Porter is now known as Fukyoujera
<Jaermyau> This is the coolest name ever.
<OverlordBill> How do you think its pronounced?
<Jaermyau> And it's now 'Jaer'
<Fukyoujera>
<OverlordBill> I think its Jarmyow.
<Strayed> jair-meow
<Jaermyau> Jay - er -meow
<Fukyoujera>
<Fukyoujera> where the fuck is war
<Fukyoujera> he's been slacking in the op department
<Fukyoujera> damn sports
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<Porter> fine
<Porter> time for a magazine break
<Porter> on my favorite seat in the house
<Porter> brb
<OverlordBill> I have to go in the corner and Porter gets the bathroom? How unfair is that?!

<Jeramyu> The only dreams I have about school, is that I can freeze time, and run around naked.
<Jeramyu> (This of course, being in school)
<OverlordBill> If I were Freud I'd have to diagnose you as being phallo-centric and flagrantly homosexual. But I'm not so I'll just say, sweet.

<OverlordBill[latenighttv]> The more you joke the more I sharpen this knife.

<OverlordBill> Mmm... My mothers berry pie is THE BEST. It's better than sex even.
<Fitz> Something better than sex... you must be mad
<OverlordBill> You obviously have never tasted my mothers berry pie.,
<Fitz> Yes I have, because Bill...
<Fitz> I am your mother!
<Fitz> No wait, Father!
<OverlordBill> ... But my father is in the next room. I'll call him in. Then prove you wrong.
<Fitz> Ahh see, but I am him.
<Fitz> I bought a laptop.
<Fitz> No wait... actually... he's not your father!
<OverlordBill> Except for the fact that he's now standing right next to me. With no laptop.
<Fitz> He ain't your father bill... I hate to break it to you
<OverlordBill> I have a rare genetic trait that make my pinky toe curl under the toe next to it. He has it also. I rather believe he is my father.
<Fitz> I have that too
<Fitz> VERY interesting...
<OverlordBill> ... Bastard.
<Fitz> Maybe I'm your long lost brother then
<WarV> Hello
<Fitz> Hey
<WarV> Bill I have some new to tell you
<WarV> Fitz is your mothers Father
<Fitz> Oh that's it! I'm his Grandfather... silly me
<OverlordBill> ... What?
<OverlordBill> Alright.
<OverlordBill> Shut up.
<OverlordBill> The berry pie is better than sex. No more discussion.