Retarded survey/questionare

[EmperorJeramyu]

I'm bored. I got this in an email, so I figured we could all post it.

1) Single or Taken: I'm married to this messageboard.

2) Your Age: 16

3) Birthday: 7/15/88

4) Siblings: One brother

7) Eye color: Greenish

8) Shoe size: 12

9) Height: 6'

10 Full name: Jeramyu "Wankmeister General" Masaki

11) Moms name: I can't think of anything funny to put for this

12) Dads name: Same here.

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Nobody who's read this ;)

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Hah. Hahah.

3) Did you send this to your crush? Last time I checked, there weren't that many girls on this board to begin with.

4) Did your crush send this to you? Unless my crush's name is "Brian", then no.

5) Do you even have a crush?: Yes, no, sorta.

6) Who is your crush?: I'd sure like to know.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: EB Games, Gamestop, Best Buy, Circuit City, Fye, Funco Land. Not Walmart.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: I have some pencil lead burried in me.

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: The moon. That would be cool.

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: Only if they make me look like Wolverine.

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1) Do you do drugs: Not yet

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: I don't bother looking.

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: ...What?

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Not being OverlordBill.

4) What are you most scared of: Jet Li attacking me.

5) What are you listening to right now: Some weird obscure VG music.

6) What car do you wish to have : I hate cars.

7) Who is the last person that called you: Someone who calls me way too much.

8) Where do you want to get married: Again, the moon.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: In bed.

10) How many kids do you want?: Kids are retarded.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Black, blue, red.

2) What's your fav. Food?: Pizza

3) Boys names: Mordekai, Alfonso, Jorge, Beto, Archibaldo.

4) Girls names: Tidus from FFX

5) Subjects in school: Any class where I can use the computers to crash the entire network.

6) Animal: Tigers. Tigers are awesome.

7) Songs: Stratovarius, Queen, Fastball, Overclocked Remix, Motoi Sakuraba, DJ Bobo, Koji Kondo (I'm such a dork). Porter.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? Not that I remember.

2) Smoked: I watched my friend set his pants on fire with napalm once.

3) Bungee jumped: Not with an ACTUAL bungee cord.

4) Broken the law: Yes, but it was funny.

5) Made yourself throw-up: I'm not bulemic.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? I want to.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Real mods don't cry.

8) Hit your siblings?: No, but a friend of mine through one of his through a stair banister.

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Not really.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Whoever reads it.

3) Who will send it back?: Whoever posts their answers back.

4) Gold or Silver: Inhibitor Ore! Yarharhar.

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: I, robot.

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: HERO!!!

[Strayed Wanderer]

1) Single or Taken: Bite me!

2) Your Age: 17

3) Birthday: 7/11/87

4) Siblings: Sister

Where in hell are #5 and #6?

7) Eye color: Who the fuck knows... the DMV couldn't figure this one out.

8) Shoe size: 14 - 14 1/2

9) Height: 6' 5"

10 Full name: Jose Vasquelez, no... not really.

11) Moms name: Dumbass, Fucking

12) Dads name: Same as Mine

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Friends... that guy was a dumbass.

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Uh, am I supposed to circle one...?

3) Did you send this to your crush? I sent this?

4) Did your crush send this to you? Yes, I love Jeramyu. (possible sarcasm)

5) Do you even have a crush?: Did, don't anymore.

6) Who is your crush?: It would make perfect sense to answer this question if I answered no to #5... (sarcasm again)

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Shop.. I don't like to spend money.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: No

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: Hair cuts suck.

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: I would only answer yes to this if my answer to Relationships #2 was a man.

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1) Do you do drugs: No

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Johnson and Johnson's Baby Shampoo. FUCK YOU!

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: Shut up.

4) What is your biggest turn on?: The word "Pickle"

Two #4s?

4) What are you most scared of: The word "feasible"

5) What are you listening to right now: Eh... nothing.

6) What car do you wish to have : You don't want me driving anyway...

7) Who is the last person that called you: I can't remember... must've been a few years ago.

8) Where do you want to get married: A penguin habitat at the zoo.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: I agree with Jeramyu, in bed. (This sounds a little more weird everytime I read it...)

10) How many kids do you want?: Fuck offspring...
*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Green, White

2) What's your fav. Food?: Snow Crab Legs from Red Lobster

3) Boys names: I can't think of any.

4) Girls names: Eh... not sure.

5) Subjects in school: Any sort of science... but I hate school.

6) Animal: Flying Squirrel, and the below poster just reminded me... Wolves are cool.

7) Songs: Wild Arms Opening Theme, Wild Arms II: Resistance Line, .hack//sign: Key of the Twilight.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? Baths suck... and no.

2) Smoked: Second-hand count?

3) Bungee jumped: With a rope from a tree house... didn't go well.

4) Broken the law: Maybe...?

5) Made yourself throw-up: I suppose if drinking Jalapeno Peppers, Milk, Sprite, Pepper, Tabasco Sauce, Grenadine and Ice Cream together is considered "making yourself throw-up".

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Sadly... yes.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Hell yeah

8) Hit your siblings?: Maybe...?

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: I want you dead.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: No one.

3) Who will send it back?: Wha?

4) Gold or Silver: Neither

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Star Wars Episode II...

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: None

[Jonesy]

1) Single or Taken: Taken.

2) Your Age: 23

3) Birthday: 4/12/81

4) Siblings: Two sisters

7) Eye color: Steel-Gray

Shoe size: 11 1/2

9) Height: 6'1

10 Full name: Rob Jones

11) Moms name: You really need to know this?

12) Dads name: Same here.

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Not anyone on this board.

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yes, a girlfriend.

3) Did you send this to your crush? Eh, nope.

4) Did your crush send this to you? Nope.

5) Do you even have a crush?: Yes.

6) Who is your crush?: My girlfriend.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Shop? What's that? I get everything online.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: None that I know of.

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: UNN Vaugn Braun.

4) Would you ever want to get your nails done?: Which ones?

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1) Do you do drugs: All the time?

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Erm...Dunno.

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: Like I take a shower?

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Porn. *chuckle*

4) What are you most scared of: Getting shot in the balls.

5) What are you listening to right now: Led Zepplin

6) What car do you wish to have : None, I use my AH64D Apache.

7) Who is the last person that called you: My girlfriend.

Where do you want to get married: Mars.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: In bed.

10) How many kids do you want?: Let's just get the marriage out of the way first.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Blue.

2) What's your fav. Food?: Pizza

3) Boys names: Read kid question.

4) Girls names: Read kid question.

5) Subjects in school: Any class where I can use the computers to spam porn links throughout the network. (Been there, done that.)

6) Animal: I've always been partial to wolves.

7) Songs: Stairway to Heaven. On repeat. Till my ears bleed.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? No comment.

2) Smoked: What? Weed, crack, tobacco?

3) Bungee jumped: Nope.

4) Broken the law: Yes, but it was funny.

5) Made yourself throw-up: Did that when I was 10.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Yes, but chlorine hurts when you have sex while skinny dipping.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No, but I did break my arm to get outta paying for totalling my car.

Hit your siblings?: When I was 8.

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Pfft. It's OK for 8 AM.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Everyone on the face of the earth.

3) Who will send it back?: Whoever posts their answers back.

4) Gold or Silver: White Gold.

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Spiderman 2

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: Doom: The movie.

[Telephalsion]

1) Single or Taken: Single... though me and my comp have a very close relationship..

2) Your Age: 16

3) Birthday: 1/10/87

4) Siblings: Two brothers

7) Eye color: Blue

Shoe size: 41 (Erm i have no idea about the english shoe system.)

9) Height: 5' 7"

10 Full name: Olov "Steine" Steinwall

11) Moms name: Carina
12) Dads name: Daniel.

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Except for Fitz, you don't know them, why bother.

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: I wish, you wish, WE ALL WISH.

3) Did you send this to your crush? No, only stupid people would do that, since chain letters are annoying as hell.

4) Did your crush send this to you? No, cause Jera is a wankmester, not a crush.

5) Do you even have a crush?: Think so..

6) Who is your crush?: Her name is sweet as sugar to pronounce.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: I don't shop, except for candy or other assorted unhealthhy items, those i buy at supermarkets.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: Do bruises count?.

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: No.

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: Sure, give me a massage shile you're at it, and bring me some candy too!
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1) Do you do drugs: Not that i'm aware of.

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Head and shoulders.

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: Erm... isn't that like for girls and models only?

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Females in my age.

4) What are you most scared of: Being rejected by everyone.

5) What are you listening to right now: The whirrs and zimmz of my computer fan.

6) What car do you wish to have : Either a Königsegg, or a Chevrolet Stingray.

7) Who is the last person that called you: Who needs phones when i have the internet?

Where do you want to get married: Next to my bride.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: In a large bed.

10) How many kids do you want?: Enough.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Yellow, blue, White.

2) What's your fav. Food?: Chili con carne. (havent had it in months... damn iäd like some...)

3) Boys names: Vincent, Jonathan, Kaiser. (I really dont think about boys names that much >_>)

4) Girls names: Frida, Jessica, Anna, Malin.

5) Subjects in school: English, biology Chemistry... er.. all but physics.

6) Animal: Tiger Cubs.

7) Songs: Anything except rap, hip-hop, techno, trance, gay-remixes and mainstream pop.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? My familys cat when i was wee old.

2) Smoked: I've been the subject off pasive smoke.

3) Bungee jumped: No, would like to though.

4) Broken the law: Yes, and I got caught.

5) Made yourself throw-up: Not intentionally, though some mixes of candy, soda and food can really twist the gut.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Yes, when I was wee old.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No.

Hit your siblings?: My little brother sometimes.

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Could care less.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: 0+-0.

3) Who will send it back?: 0 since i'm not sending it .

4) Gold or Silver: Adamantium...

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Garfield.

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: No idea, oh well: HERO!!!

[Strayed Wanderer]

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes.html#adult

Shoe conversion chart, hmmm... makes you wonder why the United States hasn't forced our system of shoe measurement on the rest of the world yet.

[Guest]

1) Single or Taken: Single

2) Your Age: 16

3) Birthday: 4/16/88

4) Siblings: None

7) Eye color: I don't remember

8) Shoe size: I don't know...

9) Height: 5'7

10 Full name: Jonathan "Splixed" Bottcher

11) Moms name: Kathy

12) Dads name: Inmate #456940

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): A 13 year old kid

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Had 7, waiting till' college...

3) Did you send this to your crush? I didn't, but that soda tastes good.

4) Did your crush send this to you? I never entered a contest...

5) Do you even have a crush?: In my fridge...

6) Who is your crush?: Orange.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Whatever I can afford.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: Big guys with needles scare me D:

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: SUPERCUTS!!!!!!!!!

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: ...

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1) Do you do drugs: No.

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: I don't bother looking.

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: ...?

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Hentai.

4) What are you most scared of: Doom 3

5) What are you listening to right now: My fan blowing.

6) What car do you wish to have : ... Mercedes?

7) Who is the last person that called you: Someone who calls me way too much.

8) Where do you want to get married: Uh, a drive in las vegas chapel.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: Shower.

10) How many kids do you want?: 2?

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Yellow.

2) What's your fav. Food?: Papa Johns Fresh Garden Salad Pizza

3) Boys names: Ryu!

4) Girls names: Fook Me

5) Subjects in school: Comput0rs

6) Animal: ... Cats! (not the fat ugly annoying ones)

7) Songs: Doom 3 Title Song

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? My penis.

2) Smoked: Tried it, never will do it.

3) Bungee jumped: Nope.

4) Broken the law: I am right now?

5) Made yourself throw-up: Once, I was sick and had too.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? I want to.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Habbit.

8) Hit your siblings?: No.

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Not really.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Whoever reads it.

3) Who will send it back?: Whoever posts their answers back.

4) Gold or Silver: wtf?

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Walking Tall.

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: ...

[OverlordBill]

1) Single or Taken: I have a big wee-wee

2) Your Age: 10

3) Birthday: 2/4/68

4) Siblings: They were quite delicious

7) Eye color: BLOOD RED!!! LIKE A FRIGGIN BLOOD RED THING!

Shoe size: QXB

9) Height: $$$

10 Full name: Billiam Bates Backerson Botos the Third

11) Moms name: I just put a black spot on anything I give to her

12) Dads name: Mud

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Some guy whos name I can't pronounce in some country I've never heard of

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: She lives in Russia. She says she's the fittest person in her town.

3) Did you send this to your crush? Olga likes to smash things.

4) Did your crush send this to you? Jeramyu is just my hot gay lover. We don't have a relationship

5) Do you even have a crush?: Yes.

6) Who is your crush?: ... Ok. I'll be serious. I like the goth girl in my homeroom. OH! Wait no, thats me in drag.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: The morgue

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: Some bitch got her nails into me last Stabby Saturday

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: I do it myself. With a death ray. I shoot those little buggers right off my body.

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: My nails are as sharp as my knives, meaning they can cut through the multiverse.

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1) Do you do drugs: I sniff bears.

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: POO!!! POOOOOO!!!!!

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Being me.

4) What are you most scared of: I would be devestated if ever one of my knives were to break.

5) What are you listening to right now: The soothing sound of people being hit by lightning right outside.

6) What car do you wish to have : I want to drive around in a giant whale

7) Who is the last person that called you: Peta called to tell me that they're diverting half of their budget to make sure I never see the light of day again.

Where do you want to get married: I'm already married to myself.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: HESH WANT SEX.

10) How many kids do you want?: I eat babies.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): I hate light.

2) What's your fav. Food?: Brain

3) Boys names: Bill

4) Girls names: ... Bill...ette?

5) Subjects in school: Because of the certain prank I pulled at the end of last year, they're still fumigating. I won't be going back to school for awhile.

6) Animal: Giant, friggin, pandas.

7) Songs: Oh yeah, scream all you like.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? Water is FROM GOD!!! AWFUL NASTY!!! I MUST BATHE IN SATANS HATE.

2) Smoked: Bacon

3) Bungee jumped: I sometimes unravel large intestines

4) Broken the law: OH NO!!! I LOOKED AT PORN BEFORE I WAS 21 OR WHATEVER IS LEGAL IN MY AREA!!! I'M GOING TO JAIL. You know despite the fact that pr0n is all over the internet without warning so that you don't even have a chance at not breaking the law.

5) Made yourself throw-up: Only every day.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Clothes are for squares.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Crying releases harmful chemicals... blah blah blah.

Hit your siblings?: What siblings? I never had siblings...

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Sex.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Sex.

3) Who will send it back?: Sex.

4) Gold or Silver: Sex.

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Sex.

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: Sex.

Oh come on Jeramyu. You know you're hot for me.

[Iteroth]

1) Single or Taken: Taken

2) Your Age: 17

3) Birthday: Dec. 07 1986

4) Siblings: One brother

7) Eye color: Blue-grey

Shoe size: 12 1/2

9) Height: 5' 10''

10 Full name: Rick "Iteroth" Parker

11) Moms name: Mom
12) Dads name: Dad

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): You don't know them

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Yeah

3) Did you send this to your crush? They aren't on this BBS

4) Did your crush send this to you? No, Jeramyu did

5) Do you even have a crush?: Read above

6) Who is your crush? My Girlfriend

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Dollar store

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: Thinking about a tattoo, but none right now.

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: Italian barber

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: If it makes me feel pretty

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1) Do you do drugs: ...no

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Herbal Essences, or whatever's there

3) What kind of conditioner do you use: The kind that comes with free STFU

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Women

4) What are you most scared of: Cows heads

5) What are you listening to right now: Cream

6) What car do you wish to have : 64 T Bird

7) Who is the last person that called you: Dave

Where do you want to get married: No marrige plz

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: Sex Island

10) How many kids do you want?: None.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Purple, Grey

2) What's your fav. Food?: Spaghetti/pasta in general

3) Boys names: Molochi, Jesus, Sphincter

4) Girls names: Exorbitan

5) Subjects in school: Englishes

6) Animal: Black People

7) Songs: Too many to list

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? Steam bath

2) Smoked: What? What are you insinuating?

3) Bungee jumped:No way

4) Broken the law: Nooooooooyes.

5) Made yourself throw-up: Only with the aid of alcohol

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Yep

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: When I was 3...

Hit your siblings?: Yeah...

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Kill me now

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Jeramyu

3) Who will send it back?: Posters

4) Gold or Silver: Silver

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Alien VS Predator

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: Star Wars

[Fitz Tayo]

1) Single or Taken: Taken x 8

2) Your Age: 14

3) Birthday: Some time in 1990

4) Siblings: Older, fatter, dumber, balder, brother

7) Eye color: Brown, but a wierd Copper... I dunno

Shoe size: I have no need for such things, socks suit my every need.

9) Height: 5' something

10 Full name: Fitz "God" Tayo

11) Moms name: Mumsy
12) Dads name: Suzy (I always wondered at that...)

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s): Frie... fre... fri... French?

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Correction, girlfriendSSS

3) Did you send this to your crush? Nah

4) Did your crush send this to you? Yes, Jera... I mean no

5) Do you even have a crush?: See below

6) Who is your crush? One of my GirlfriendS, always remember the S

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Ebay, can you believe somebody was selling perfectly good paper clips on ebay... I mean, what a waste...

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: I accidently gave myself a tattoo when I tried to color in a cut... not too smart.

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: You cut hair?

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: NO! I NEVER DID THAT!

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1) Do you do drugs: On occasion I'm partcial, but remember, Viagra's a drug too... not that I take Viagra...

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Loriel Kids, 'cos I'm worth it too!

3) What kind of conditioner do you use: That wierd stuff I get in the mail.

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Naked Women and me, like, together.

4) What are you most scared of: Giant Man Eating Aliens! More commenly known as OverlordBill

5) What are you listening to right now: The Animals

6) What car do you wish to have : One that flies

7) Who is the last person that called you: Me... I was lonely...

Where do you want to get married: Vegas, definatly Vegas.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: Somewhere Hot and Exotic... my wife for example.

10) How many kids do you want?: Who needs kids when you have a perfectly good cloning machine.

*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Black, Blue

2) What's your fav. Food?: Edible Food

3) Boys names: Fitz, Zadix

4) Girls names: Who cares about names?

5) Subjects in school:Music

6) Animal: Wolves! WOLVES!

7) Songs: Way too many, Sixteen Tonnes is great though.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? For some reason, no, I better get to it.

2) Smoked: Cigarettes, no, anything else, yes

3) Bungee jumped: I've done half, I jump a lot.

4) Broken the law: Ahh, many a time when I steal chocolate bars from the local shop... shhhhhhhh!

5) Made yourself throw-up: To get out of certain things, YAH!

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Would that include having a bath or not?

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Not often, I can usually think of some witty plan to get me out of trouble before I have to revert to that.

Hit your siblings?: Who hasn't?

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Well would I be doing this if I didn't... but that means I do... no... I just don't mind.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: All above and below posting this. Count yourself.

3) Who will send it back?: All below. Count yourself.

4) Gold or Silver: Silver

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: Lord of the Rings troi

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: Hot Mermaid Dryad Nymph Chick Whos only though is mating and can't get pregnant unless the one she sleeps with wills it fights her own replica in a mud bath naked

[Greatchickenman]

As for everyone that puts this next to their shoesize, studies have proven that foot size means nothing.....


Age: 13

Shoe Size: 12

Race: Black

[OverlordBill]

You idiot.

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makes the sunglasses face.

[Glenn47]

1) Single or Taken: Single

2) Your Age: 15

3) Birthday: January 14, 1989

4) Siblings: Two half sisters, two half brothers

Where in hell are #5 and #6?

7) Eye color: Brown

Shoe size: I think 12, but I'm too lazy to check.

9) Height: 6' 5"

10 Full name: Jon

11) Moms name: Mom

12) Dads name: Same as Mine

>>*~* R e l a t i o n s h i p s *~*

1) Who are your best friend(s):Dunno

2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend:I wish

3) Did you send this to your crush? Yes, I sent it BEFORE filling it out.

4) Did your crush send this to you? Well...no.

5) Do you even have a crush?: Yes, same one for quite some time.

6) Who is your crush?: NONE OF YOUR FUCKING....wait...sorry....calm down.

>>*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f *-;-*

1) Where is your favorite place to shop?: Places with video games.

2) Any tattoos or piercings?: No

3) Where do you like to get your hair cut?: On my head.

4) Would you ever want to get ur nails done?: Only if it was by chicks who would do me if I agreed to let them.
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1) Do you do drugs: Never

2) What kind of shampoo do you use: Anything that smells of Strawberries.

3) what kind of conditioner do you use: None

4) What is your biggest turn on?: Umm, naked women? (duh)

Two #4s?

4) What are you most scared of: Waking up with a man in my bed

5) What are you listening to right now: Nothin

6) What car do you wish to have : I don't like cars much

7) Who is the last person that called you: Like I'm obsessive enough to remember.

Where do you want to get married: A secret military base filled with Nuclear weaponry that will go off if we don't agree to get married.

9) Where do you want your honeymoon?: A secret military base filled with Nuclear weaponry that will go off if we don't have sex.

10) How many kids do you want?: 306
*-;-* F a v o r i t e s *-;-*

1) Color(s): Blue, Green, Black

2) What's your fav. Food?: White rice. (you think I'm kidding?)

3) Boys names:Glenn, Methias, Jeramiah.

4) Girls names: Too embarrassed to say.

5) Subjects in school: NOT ENGLISH. DEAR SWEET LORD.

6) Animal: Dog

7) Songs: Most songs by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, A few by Reliant K, and some from System of a Down.

>>*-;-*More Stuff*-;-*

1) Given anyone a bath? Nah...

2) Smoked: Nope

3) Bungee jumped: If by Bungee jump, you mean imagine the naked lady, then yes.

4) Broken the law: Besides breaking curfew, no

5) Made yourself throw-up: No, that's stupid.

6) Gone skinny-dipping? Yes, many many times, in fact.

7) Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: When I was younger, up to the 6th grade.

Hit your siblings?: Don't really know, everything got hazy.

>>*-;-* F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s *-;-*

1) Do you like filling these out?: Not at all.

2) How many people are you sending this to?: Nobody.

3) Who will send it back?: No one

4) Gold or Silver: Why is this following questions about liking to fill this out? Anyway, gold.

5) What is the last film you saw at the cinema: The Village. It sucked.

6) What movie would you like to see in cinema?: None at the moment.

[Strayed Wanderer]

As for everyone that puts this 8) next to their shoesize, studies have proven that foot size means nothing.....


Age: 13

Shoe Size: 8) 12

Race: 8) Black

While looking for the shoe conversion chart, I ran into two or three of those Penis-Shoe size charts. If only it did work like those charts... DAMN YOU!!!!

[Alundra]

anyone in this whole f*****g board older then 18?????

[Iteroth]

I'll be 18 in December, and Porter's been 18 for a while. Lun's older than 18, but his actual age I cannot recall. Trihan, who hangs out on IRC is pretty old.

I'm sure there are more... *looks at Chip*