by Glenn47 » Fri Nov 12, 2004 10:15 pm
Many have asked me, being the overall nice guy I am, what the root of all evil is. There are many answers, as well as many myths, to this question. For one thing, I would like to point out that it is NOT the United States government, like the Japanese want us to believe. And no, it is not War. War is the root of all annoyance to many on this board, myself not included. Keep it straight people. The root of all evil has a story behind it. I would tell you, but my wrist is popping completely out of joint. The powers of the evil are keeping me from typing it without some discomfort. Okay, at this point I'm still typing left handed only. I think I'll use my right hand a bit now.
Okay, the root of all evil....hmmm.....
Knowledge? Cuz if we knew nothing, then we wouldn't even know what evil is. But at the same time, perhaps if we had an elevated level of knowledge, we would cease being evil (insert some stupid joke about War from Impossible here).
Some say that money is the root of all evil. But think of this, what does a serial killer kill for? He kills not for money, but for the knowledge that a certain type of target is alive in the world. He either hates that type of person, ie: a short blonde teenager who is prettier than he is, or he find that type of target vulnerable, and so doesn't risk trying any new people. Or he has a fetish for killing short blonde girls who are prettier than he is.
So maybe the root of all evil is sex? PFF.........NO. Sex is good. Sex is fun. Sex is what makes the world stay alive. RAPE is bad. Sex is fun. Don't take my word on it though. I'm a virgin. But still, a guy would imagine that it's not all that bad.
Okay, now, we all "know" that knowledge is the root of all evil. We "know" it is. It's not them. Not the ones with the gun to my head who can't read anything but their own names. Okay, it's every fourth letter for the first 6 times. The Tall Rick Owes Live Loot Somedays. I managed to make them all the capital letters too. But yes, they can only read their own names, the word knowledge, and the word evil. I figured it out while typing. So knowledge is evil. And remember, THE TALL RICK OWES LIVE LOOT SOMEDAYS! THEY ARE COMING!!
Gil212 wrote:ps. I'm a girl btw
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