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D@MN you, CyberSitter!

Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:22 am

Well, the program that my parents installed on my computer in order to keep my little brother from finding any pron has taken the liberty of blocking every site I normally go to at random and then allowing passage only a few minutes later.

Also it blocks TONS of words....like bitch blow barbera streisand etc. etc.

most of these words will probably even show up blank on my post.

I've tried just about everything possible to get rid of this stupidass program. somebody help me please.


Edit: btw, I put 7 words in there and only 3 came up. Also it will block bitch and blow when used in context (or in a google search)
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:56 am

One thing: Ahahahah!
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Postby Occurrence of Something » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:57 am

Porter: lets play, truth or dare
Porter: war you first
Porter: truth or dare
WarV: truth???
Porter: ok: the truth:
Porter: YOU SUCK
Porter: HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW
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Postby OverlordBill » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:43 am

I doubt you have an Administrator account, or you could uninstall it. Or maybe it asks for a password to uninstall. I don't know. In the event that Happenstan's links don't work, I have a few ways of my own.

Download the latest version of Spybot and the latest version of CodeStuff Starter.

Run Spybot, go through everything it asks you to do the first time and turn on TeaTimer. You'll find it in the options somewhere, or I think as the very last step it asks you if you want to turn it on. Now exit out of Spybot but make sure TeaTimer is sitting in your System Tray or whatever the hell it's called at the bottom right.

Now start CodeStuff Starter and find the entry that pertains to your net protector program and simply uncheck it. TeaTimer should ask if you want it disabled, and hit Accept, or OK, or whatever the affirmative is. If TeaTimer comes up again quickly, that's probably the program trying to reenable itself. Check and make sure, and then hit deny.

This is also how I get rid of viruses that my Antivirus is too stupid to get rid of. All it should take is one reboot, and the blocking software won't boot with you. You can go back into CodeStuff Starter and recheck it, say OK to TeaTimer and then double click the entry in Starter. It should run the program, and that's how you start the program back up if you're switching over to someone else's account and they expect there to be blocking software.


Alternatively, without downloading anything you can go into Safe Mode when your computer is starting up by pressing F8 in the first couple of screens. It should tell you when to press it, but if it doesn't just hammer on the key until you come to a new screen. I don't mean hammer. Just press it frequently.

Once in Safe Mode, which will have taken a longer time to boot up than normal mode most times, click on the Administrator account. Or if you use that prompty thing to log in, type in Administrator with no password. Your parents are probably too stupid to have thought of putting a password on the root account.

Now attempt to uninstall the program. If, as I suspect, it requires a master password to uninstall, it still shouldn't have started with Safe Mode, so if you had the choice to do Safe Mode with Internet or some derivitive thereof, you can get on your websites.
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:09 pm

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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:11 pm

The old pope told me that too, but I thought it was just because he was insane.
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Postby Flibbo » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:45 pm

No it was probably because he was catholic and therefore wanted some hot preist-on-boy loving.
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:43 pm

Those are all bitch-assed lies and you know it... Preists are not all homosexual pedefiles, because the ones who are are not fit to be called priests. People gets their kids to make up that shit so that they can scam money from the catholic church.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:53 pm

Yeah, I would suggest running MSCONFIG from the windows toolbar if codestuff doesn't work...which it should.
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Postby Inderos » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:04 pm

Famous_Last_Words wrote:Those are all bitch-assed lies and you know it... Preists are not all homosexual pedefiles, because the ones who are are not fit to be called priests. People gets their kids to make up that shit so that they can scam money from the catholic church.


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You're related to a Catholic priest, huh? That's the story they get you to try and spread, right?
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:13 pm

... Has anyone seen GCM in the last two days? You think his parents beat him for turning off the filters? Or maybe he somehow managed to destroy his computer.
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Postby ForbiddenShadow » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:45 pm

..back to the porn searching

go to a buddies house; get a floppy full;
load it up on you brother account;
tell ur folks "hey the damn thing aint working"
then get the programme removed

happy searching ;)
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:31 pm

Nah. Been busy having a life.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:40 pm

Obviously not busy enough to tell us about it. :roll:
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Postby Forerunner » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:52 pm

Inderos wrote:You're related to a Catholic priest, huh? That's the story they get you to try and spread, right?


No I am not related to a Priest. I'm simply telling the truth. Maybe one or two men who WERE priests did that, but as I said they are not worthy of being called 'priests' and where kicked out.
The only reason it keeps popping up is because it's never happend before and as soon as it does people see a new way to make money and they jump all over it,
"Ohhhhh, my son isn't a christian and he's never been to church and I have no proof what-so-ever but he was molestered by that elderly man who just happend to be a priest like the one I saw on news last night while I was busy being wondering what kind of drugs to waste my money on this week, cos i'm a lazy hoe"
it's bullshit I tell you!
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