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by **Telephalsion** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:24 am

Make cities underwater

That'd be soooo cooool!

by **Ghoti** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:24 pm

Okay, guys, thanks for all of your wonderful suggestions! I've decided to use... all of them!

Everyone who suggested something is going in the credits. Keep making suggestions, and I'll figure out ways to include them as well. Remember, it's always our duty to help make the Earth a better place.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:48 pm

So right...

We get BK to bring back that meal or whatever, adobt the ways of the eskimo, stop Islam spreading, learn how to recycle airborn pollition and do so, make more movies with Bobcat Goldthwait, destroy all the Frankie Goes to Hollywood albums, round up all the chavs (Council House Associated Vermin for those who don't know) and emos, and watch them battle it out to the death whilst all the emo-haters form a task-force to use their blood-stained razors to slowly cut off their heads, fill their throats with excrement and re-attach them so they can have just regular crap rather than prejudice at the same time, build a time machine that can also stop time at the exact point at which either Teen saw Verb's post or Verb made the post, whilst blowing up any thing we feel like and making it look like it was justified and it solves all our problems all taking place in the new underwater cities.

... right.

by **Ghoti** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:01 pm

Don't worry, it'll all make sense in the end.

And you forgot about mine.

by **Fitz Tayo** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:04 pm

Oh right, the blender thing... but come on, we could never do that! Where the hell would we find a blender that big? It's illogical is all.

by **Burning_Flame** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:35 pm

Everyone should live like me. Selling baby seal thongs, and living in a broken igloo. I love being a Eskimo.

by **Teenr0cker** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:14 pm

Lets review the steps

1) Obtain baby seal thongs
2) Get enough Pissicles for an army
3)???
4) Profit!!!

by **Greatchickenman** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:29 pm

Legend of the Past wrote:Stop Islam's spreading.

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If we're on that note why don't we stop every religion that causes problems to stop spreading?

If you wan't the world to be all Rastafarians, go ahead.

Wait a minute. That sounds like a good idea...

by **Genesisfan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:11 pm

GOd i hate emo's, and emo music.

by **Strayed Wanderer** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:17 pm

Ooooh, I got one, ban long posts.

by **Teenr0cker** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:38 am

That sounds directed towards somebody...

Verb. I dunno if you're reading this, but I think Strayed is talking about you.

by **Ghoti** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:51 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Ooooh, I got one, ban long posts.

Agreed! I find it immensely annoying that some impetuously pretentious people just can't seem to confine every single one of their inane, jury-rigged thoughts into a simple five to ten word post. As a famous man once said, "Conciseness is a virtue," and with that I have to agree. Do these people have any idea how much agonizing torture they are bringing upon us who are too lazy to read the whole goddamn thing? We have much more important tasks to accomplish such as watching TV, masturbating, playing video games, eating, sleeping and masturbating! It's insane! Next thing we know people will start writing four hundred page long manuals on how to effectively operate a toothbrush! I SIMPLY CANNOT PUT UP WITH CRAP LIKE THAT!

I move that we all look through everyone's post history and have Porter, Jera or Tele delete every single post with a length of more than thirty characters and ban anyone who has made a post with a length of more than fifty characters. That is sure to slightly decrease our immense annoyance. That is only the first step, though. After we do that, we must create accounts and raid all internet message boards that contain and/or glorify excessively lengthy messages by posting illegal copyrighted material and child porn all over the place. If that doesn't get them shut down, we must find out where each and every last one of those people lives, go to their houses and beat the ever loving crap out of their heads with blunt objects until they become mentally handicapped enough to no longer be able to operate a computer.

This may all take a while with only the few people we currently have at our disposal, thus I decree that we form an internet cult dedicated to the mass genocide of all those who dare threaten our idealistic world of conciseness. They will be easy to find, those lazy, lethargic oafs who can no longer bear to witness the existence of such needlessly intricate readables. We will gain their trust by offering them a paradise of nothing but posts that are tiny and trimmed to the brim as much as possible. Once we have them all beneath our wings, we will order them to viciously attack and murder all nonbelievers. They will have terrifyingly evil looks of rage in their eyes as they begin to dismember each and every one of the evildoers' limbs. This will leave that greatly deserved look of terror in their dying faces. If any one of our followers chooses to betray us by learning to articulate his thoughts in more complex ways, however, we will torture him in the most vile of ways conceivable by mere human thought until he decides to return to our way of life.

If this plan goes well enough, we will eventually have ridden the entire online populace of all such terrible swines. It doesn't end there, though! Afterwards, we must target all of those who do not dwell in the world of cyberspace, but rather the world of tangible objects. In order to accomplish this, we must increase our forces by at least one hundred fold. As I said before, these oafish idiots are easy to find. We will continue this process until our forces number into the hundreds of thousands. We will then form a political party to-

Wait... never mind. I'm sorry. Just ignore this.

by **Burning_Flame** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:20 pm

Ghoti wrote:
Strayed Wanderer wrote:Ooooh, I got one, ban long posts.
Wait... never mind. I'm sorry. Just ignore this.

Wow I'm glad I got to that part before reading anything. That could have taken a long time out of my life.

by **Ghoti** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:40 pm

Yes, the two minutes that it takes to read that post is very invaluable and precious like the innocent love of a childhood friend.

I would have continued the story for about four or five more paragraphs, but I was getting tired since it was so late.

by **Teenr0cker** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:14 pm

Ghoti wrote: Lotsa stuff

Well..

..Me and the next 19 generations of r0ckers are apparently banned from here...So long fellas.

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