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"The Fall of Mahkinoc" is finally available

Postby fwacho » Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:37 pm

Greetings,
consider this a press release. My book, "The Fall of Mahkinoc" now has pre-release copies available at http://www.frankwacholtz.com . The official release date is ocober 31st, 2006.
eventually the sister site choaradar.com will contain a map, history of dragons, and quite likley a world timeline.
How doe this apply to Lun? Well he helped me with the map and plot. It's not quite as twisted or dark as "The Way" but you'll notice a few similar themes running through it.
so if you are bored and need something to read for a book report....
just thought I'd let you all know.
"psst hey buddy... you wanna buy my book?"
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:30 am

You almosted killed Lun!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Postby fwacho » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:49 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:You almosted killed Lun!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?


"It was only a flesh wound"
"psst hey buddy... you wanna buy my book?"
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:40 am

I thought "hey! That's lun's last name! He's lun's brother!"


Then I remembered I'm sleep-deprived.

Then I realized "fuck...he is....FUCK, why didn't I make that connection before?"


I guess Flibbo's too busy talking in estrana to let me notice these things sooner...


I'll suggest it to my friends. Good on you for making a book.
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Postby Sarcasm » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:41 am

Congratulations on finally releasing the book, I'll consider getting it.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:00 am

I was wondering how to spend my pocket money this month, i'll definitly order a copy.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:14 am

I was thinking I would buy it but then I remember I can't read.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:01 am

I'm so gunna buy this. I thought that it was common knowledge that Lun, Fwacho and Cocoa were brothers.

Also, this is topic 1000. Wicked.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:50 pm

I thought Cocoa was just a friend, but now I hear from Fitz that he's the Lost sibling or something.

I might order the book, but it's going to be darned expensive methinks.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:42 pm

I remember when I was only nine years old. My father thought it wise to provide my two brothers and I with a new basball bat. This was not a fork and was thus assumed safe for my use. How wrong he was. The plastic had not even been off the bat for an hour before I mercilessly clobbered my middle brother with a well placed strike between the eyes. I rushed my brother to screen door leading into the house and was about to help him in when my brother screamed, "No! I can't bleed on the carpet! Mom will kill me." Please keep in mind this is why I had been forbidden the use of forks in the first place. My Mom laid down some newpaper and rushed my bleeding brother through the house and into the car for a trip to the hospital. Tears welled up in my eyes because I thought I had killed him. (good thing I'm a lousy baseball player). My Father took my youngest brother and I to a restraunt and bought us icecream while my middle brother was stitched up. Once again a spoon was involved and I was spared further injury. I still tease my brother that he got a scar and I got icecream.



I bet lun tells girls he got that scar from taming lions or some other interesting risky job. Then tons of girls just sex him in a frenzied orgy. If I were a mob of girls, I would totally orgy with lun. If that even makes sense...
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:55 pm

It just means that you have a homosexual attraction towards Lun.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:50 pm

That's practically a requisite for membership to this Forum.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:07 pm

Flibbo wrote:That's practically a requisite for membership to this Forum.

It's not so much as a requirement, but more like a "we're gunna flame you to hell and back if you don't bone over Lun".
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Postby Sling » Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:11 pm

Will this book be available to the uk? More importantly
would it be available to the Isle of Wight?
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Burning_Flame » Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:09 pm

fwacho is Frank :lol:
Once I get some money I'll do my best to get it.
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