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Postby War » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:14 pm

Wellsy is cool enough to make the list of not being gay.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Sarcasm » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:34 pm

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1,000,000,672+1D4 Bludgeoning to the face, bitch!
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Postby War » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:58 pm

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<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:46 pm

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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:02 pm

That's a mighty fine "afro" there GCM. :roll:


At least have the nuggets to include the original text.
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Postby Sling » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:45 pm

At least we have chicken
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:17 am

War wrote:Wellsy is cool enough to make the list of not being gay.

Damn right. :lol: Though I could never hope to compare to GCM's afro, or the mighty Port-bot, Tele-bot, or Verb-bot.
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Postby Sling » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:12 pm

Whilst this is true, it came from War...
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Postby War » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:27 pm

Sling wrote:Whilst this is true, it came from War...


So it must be right :D
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<Strayed> hookers?
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<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
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Postby Burning_Flame » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:37 pm

War wrote:
Sling wrote:Whilst this is true, it came from War...


So it must be right :D


Or it could have been some misspelling of every word in that sentence.
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Postby Sarcasm » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:01 pm

Unite better at this time this ain ' t it?
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Postby MusashiEX » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:07 pm

Well, I think it's immature to say that people that joined at a different time is homosexual. Then again, I joined at a different time. So I am gay. OH MAII GAHH!!
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Postby Wellsy » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:58 am

I was hoping to find this when I made my previous post, but the image links were broken. OH NOES! Never fear, though, those of you unschooled in the 'bots shall receive your education:

[Reposting]
TELE-BOT:
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One angry Viking robot. That's not a skirt, it's a sophisticated hover system, and yes, he has a juice dispenser built into his torso. He's got flame and either a kick-ass gun or the robot equivalent of a foamy finger #1.

PORT-BOT:
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His crazy dreads are actually sophisticated sensory apparati and look at those claws, already anointed with blood. Plus, a buzzsaw for an appendage! Also, note how he's ready to fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

VERB-BOT:
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Don't let the head of a confused fisherman fool you - I mean, just look at those tank treads! Plus he's got an awesome gun and an electric whip for an arm. (Note also he's an ACTION verb, not one of those pussy passive or transitive verbs...)

I don't know who would win in such a battle, but it would be epic for sure. Though I'm certain someone can draw better... One thing they have in common, though ... they all LOVE METAL!!!!

EDIT:
It has been brought to my attention that a true Port-bot should be wielding an Axe ... with a guitar built in... so I've modified my design:
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As you can see, the guitar, though of no model I can determine, must obviously be metal due to the fact that it has already drawn blood.
[/Reposting]

BONUS:
Using an additional 4 minutes, I came up with the latest model...

JERA-BOT:
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Note that this is the only model suitable for a cape upgrade. His weapons are a delete button and massive Lock O' Death, which are, quite frankly, the only weapons you would ever really need in a robot-on-robot battle royale. Also take note of his belt, which I can only assume are to hold up his robot kilt.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:51 am

Wellsy is the winner of this topic. Let it be wrought.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:00 am

Teach me your ways of mastery with "T3h MSPaint", oh mighty one!


By the way, nice touch with the action verbs. Hot shit. Hot shit indeed.
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