I was hoping to find this when I made my previous post, but the image links were broken. OH NOES! Never fear, though, those of you unschooled in the 'bots shall receive your education:
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TELE-BOT:
One angry Viking robot. That's not a skirt, it's a sophisticated hover system, and yes, he has a juice dispenser built into his torso. He's got flame and either a kick-ass gun or the robot equivalent of a foamy finger #1.
PORT-BOT:
His crazy dreads are actually sophisticated sensory apparati and look at those claws, already anointed with blood. Plus, a buzzsaw for an appendage! Also, note how he's ready to fake the funk on a nasty dunk.
VERB-BOT:
Don't let the head of a confused fisherman fool you - I mean, just look at those tank treads! Plus he's got an awesome gun and an electric whip for an arm. (Note also he's an ACTION verb, not one of those pussy passive or transitive verbs...)
I don't know who would win in such a battle, but it would be epic for sure. Though I'm certain someone can draw better... One thing they have in common, though ... they all LOVE METAL!!!!
EDIT:
It has been brought to my attention that a true Port-bot should be wielding an Axe ... with a guitar built in... so I've modified my design:
As you can see, the guitar, though of no model I can determine, must obviously be metal due to the fact that it has already drawn blood.
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BONUS:
Using an additional 4 minutes, I came up with the latest model...
JERA-BOT:
Note that this is the only model suitable for a cape upgrade. His weapons are a delete button and massive Lock O' Death, which are, quite frankly, the only weapons you would ever really need in a robot-on-robot battle royale. Also take note of his belt, which I can only assume are to hold up his robot kilt.